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    “Did it hurt, Your Majesty?”

    “Excuse me?”

    “Did it hurt?” Alastor repeats, leaning closer with a leer.

    “Did what hurt?” Lucifer replies, thoroughly perplexed. He tries to remember if he’d done anything that might be considered painful, recently.

    Alastor’s grin turns mean—sinister, even, as his voice crackles with static. “Why, when you fell from Heaven, of course!”

    Alastor gets cocky about harassing Lucifer, flies a little too close to the sun, and they both learn some things about themselves.

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    “Your Majesty,” a familiar voice breaks him from his thoughts, radio static lacing his words, “Are you paying attention?”

    “Uh,” he says, intelligently, “I—yes, of course I’m paying attention!” He gives a confident laugh, as though the mere thought that he would zone out in the middle of Alastor’s explanation is absurd.

    Alastor raises a brow, his eye twitching irritably. “Oh?” he says, “Well, if you were paying attention, would care to tell me what I said about Carmilla’s daughters?”

    Lucifer’s face flushes as he tries to come up with a single fact that Alastor had told him.

    “…There’s two of them?” he offers, sheepish.

    Lucifer tries to step into a more active role as the King of Hell—with Alastor’s assistance, that is.

    It goes about as well as one would expect.

    Written for Radioapple Week 2024.

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    “You seem in rather dire straits, Sire,” he comments.

    Lucifer huffs. “I’m fine, Bambi. Just… do me a favor and fuck off.”

    Alastor chuckles. “Mmm, no, I don’t think I will.”

    Lucifer finally looks up at him, irritated by the sinner’s stubbornness, and is surprised to find him covered in wounds and blood of his own. He blinks, suddenly concerned.

    “What… what happened to you?”

    Alastor and Lucifer both need someone to confide in after the week they’ve been through—they just didn’t expect that someone to be each other.

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    Lucifer sighs. “What do you want, Al?”

    The sinner chuckles. “A deal, of course.”

    “…I’m listening.”

    Lucifer doesn’t have to see Alastor’s face to know that the grin he wears is as threatening as it is enticing.

    “You can’t harm sinners,” Alastor says. It’s not a question.

    “No,” Lucifer admits, “I can’t.”

    “Then let me harm them for you.”

    Lucifer finds himself in a predicament. Alastor has a solution.

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    With Hell now aware of the fact that Lucifer can't actually harm any sinner, Alastor takes an opportunity to strike a deal with the King.
    Power for loyalty.

    “I could keep you safe. They’re all afraid of me.”

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