Thunder_child



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    A collection of platonic Transformers one-shots! Some of these might be a little older and less well-written, but I have reviewed them and seen fit to publish them with the rest, so they aren't terrible. Most of these are entirely self-indulgent, and I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them. Good luck out there!

    -TC

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    “And I need you to promise me you’re going to be strong,” Techno continued.
    Tommy nodded again, determination flooding his gaze.
    “I believe in us.”

    OR College student Technoblade finds three kids in three dire circumstances, and decides to foster them.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    The youngling shakes his head, taking the ingot. “No, dad, listen. Do you have any nether gold?”

    Understanding dawns in Phil’s eyes, and he pulls out a different bar. The traders snatch it up before his arm is even fully extended. They don’t even appraise it, just throw him a small bag of ender pearls.

    “Oh. Sweet!” Phil says as he checks what’s in the bag. “Thanks.” He turns to Techno. “See ya ‘round, mate!”

    The youngling gives him a long look before lighting a rocket and taking off, Phil close on his tail.

    Techno watches them go once again, with a pit in his stomach. What did he mean by ‘see you around?'

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    Or goddammit Phil, can you not adopt the traumatized piglin just this once?

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    23 Dec 2025

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    A new pup has been found in their Pack's lands, and Technoblade wants no part of the attempt to bring him in.

    Except, he somehow ends up bonding with the pup anyway.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    As always, Tommy made sure to wear thick sweaters and heavy overalls, covering every spare inch of skin with fabric. For the most part, it worked. No one knew he was a pufferfish hybrid. They just thought he was a loud, boisterous kid who didn’t like being touched. They didn't even notice the tiny spines on his face, now that puberty and stress had mercifully covered his cheeks in acne.

    One morning, Tubbo tried to grab Tommy’s hand. The ram hybrid ended up heaving over a bucket for the next few hours. There was no fresh milk in Pogtopia, so there was nothing they could do but wait for the nausea to pass.

    It was the last time Tommy let anyone get close enough to make that mistake.

    Or: Tommy, a pufferfish hybrid, hasn't properly touched anyone in years. Techno is beginning to realize this.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    “My gold.” Techno spoke, thousands of voices echoing in his words. Whispering and chattering. His calloused hand reaching up, dragging along the blood that was dripping from Tommy’s neck. Dripping down and burning away in the flames consuming the roots that held him.

    The same hand that had fed him and given him shelter, as involuntary as it had been, was gently placed at the back of his skull. Techno’s thumb pulling across the golden earring that now felt like an anchor dragging him below the surface of a pool of magma.

    Wearing Techno’s face, the Blood God grinned at him.

    Tommy did not regret punching him.

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    Td;lr: Tommy unwillingly takes refuge into the hold of a banished god.

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