TofuSoupIsGood
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"I am Wind Archer Cookie," he replied gravely. "I accept this green offering. Our alliance against this shared curse begins now."
Herb giggled softly. "Hoo-hoo! It's nice to meet you, Wind Archer!"
And thus, bound by two misplaced divine arrows, an absolute lack of romantic experience, and a complete misunderstanding of basic human biology, the guardian of the forest and the gentle gardener set off down the dirt path together, totally oblivious to the celestial audience groaning from the clouds above.
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The Problem With Getting the Wrong Gift by TofuSoupIsGood
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
06 Aug 2026
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"Consume before the frosting melts," Pantalone read aloud, his voice dripping with aristocratic skepticism.
He lowered the note, his eyes flicking back to the innocent-looking pastries. "From a man who once casually suggested we liquefy the population of a small Fontaine village to study the sheer stress limits of Hydro-infused blood cells. Fascinating."
The Regrator’s mind, a machine far more efficient than any of Sandrone’s clanking automatons, began to run the calculations. Why would Dottore send him traditional sweets?
- Fatui Harbingers Workplace Shenanigans part 2
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- Part 3 of Pantalone x Dottore
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The Problem With Losing Mora by TofuSoupIsGood
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 May 2026
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One peaceful day at Snezhnaya...
"It’s the Doctor," Pulcinella sighed during a grim lunch in the officers' mess.
"I saw him leave the bank yesterday. He looked like he’d just been told his test tubes were made of plastic. Pantalone hasn't smiled since. And when the Regrator doesn't smile, Snezhnaya freezes."
"I don't care about their domestic squabbles!" Sandrone snapped. "I need my shipments of clockwork springs from Fontaine. If Pantalone is upset because Dottore is an unobservant idiot, then Dottore needs to be made observant!"
- Fatui Harbingers Workplace Shenanigans
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- Part 2 of Pantalone x Dottore
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That One Time the Doctor Turns Into a Kitten by TofuSoupIsGood
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Apr 2026
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The shattered remains of his expensive, hand-blown glassware lay scattered around him like a field of jagged diamonds.
“Abominable,” Dottore thought. Or he tried to. The thought was interrupted by a foreign, high-pitched vocalization that vibrated through his chest.
“Mew?”
He froze. He attempted to look at his hands, only to find two small, white, terrifyingly fluffy paws.
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- Part 1 of Pantalone x Dottore
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Childe's Very Boring, Not Very Good Valentine by TofuSoupIsGood
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Feb 2026
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Childe leaned back, staring up at the aurora borealis flickering green and purple.
"Happy Lantern Rite, Xiansheng," he whispered to the freezing wind. "Happy Valentine's, you old blockhead."
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