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   Everything Sucks And It's Your Fault by KriosWasntAvailable

   Fandoms: Original Work  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   03 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Original Female Character(s) & Original Male Character(s)
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Underpaid Barista That Is Just Too Tired To Be Scared
   • Supervillain Who Is Confused By Said Barista's Lack of Fear
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Coffee Shops
   • Supervillains
   • Superheroes
   • Action
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Overworking
   • Angst
   • Humor
   • Slow Burn
   • Grocery Store
   • Swearing
   • Eventual Romance
   • Romance
   • Drama
   • i didn't know that tag was a thing but it is very accurate
   • Blood and Violence
   • Secret Identity
   • eden and midnight are both very mentally unwell
   • but in different ways
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Unreliable Narrator

   Summary

   “What did you just say,” Midnight said blankly.

   Crossing her arms and narrowing her eyes, Eden repeated: "I said, you're bleeding all over my carpet."

   Silence fell between the two.

   “Are you insane?"

   Eden was starting to think that she actually was. “Maybe a little.”

   —

   After a particularly brutal fight, notorious villain Midnight is left wounded and concussed, and in her confusion, teleports into the completely wrong apartment—

   Only to run into Eden, who owns said apartment, works several minimum wage jobs, and is entirely too sleep-deprived to deal with this.

   Life changes irrevocably for both parties.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   98,064

   Chapters:

   12/?

   Comments:

   150

   Kudos:

   185

   Bookmarks:

   50

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   Bookmarked by Touleyzer

   20 Feb 2026