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    It was a beautiful wedding. That's what people say, isn't it? Ilya had joked that their invitations should have read: We’re getting married at this time and this place whether you like it or not, so be here at this time looking decent or else you’ll miss it. People probably wouldn’t call theirs a beautiful wedding, but fuck it if Shane wasn’t the most in-love man on the planet. That should be enough to make a beautiful wedding. And now he could call Ilya his, for real.

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    A snapshot look into Shane and Ilya's wedding night.

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    29 Aug 2026

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    Shane Hollander has been named Rookie of the Year, Cosmopolitan's Hottest NHL player and a Stanley Cup Champion.

    By all means, Shane Hollander is a catch. A man who is extremely braggable. So much that everyone tweets, comments, and posts whatever about Shane. Even Rose Landry.

    And here's the thing, Ilya Rozanov isn't allow to brag to the world about his man.

    But if Shane had a girlfriend....

    Or: Ilya starts an unhinged twitter account @LilyHollander24 so he can brag about Shane and say all the thing he's not allowed to.

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    28 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    Shane is not overly superstitious, but he has his own customs for game day. Early run, protein shake, light workout, yoga, review game tape if it’s an evening game. Shane has followed this game-day structure since he was drafted, and he doesn't like to say that’s the reason he’s one of the best, but why take his chances? Recently, a new ritual has been added to Shane’s structured game day prep - Ilya has to suck his dick.

    Or: 5 times Shane upholds his game-day routine, +1 time everyone finds out.

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    25 Aug 2026

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    25 Aug 2026

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    "Bears! Listen up!" Marly called, forcing everyone to crane their necks awkwardly to look to him. Ilya's stomach roiled with apprehension, text thread to Jane still open. "I know we've all heard the rumours about Hollander," he started, looking amongst them all. His face was serious and staid. "Well, I got something to say on the matter."

    Ilya braced himself, knuckles white around the armrests. Marly had the ear of the locker room. When he spoke, everyone listened. He was everyone's favourite. It wouldn't take much for Marly to lead a riot against Shane, if he wanted.

    Marly took a deep breath, looking amongst them all, and then, said a single word.

    "Dibs."

    Cliff Marleau calls dibs on Shane Hollander.

    Ilya Rozanov loses his mind.

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    24 Aug 2026