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Dont Confuse Love with Obsession, Handsome. by Unanimatebeing
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
12 Jul 2026
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Flambae hates Mecha Man, after all, the man sent him to jail. But for Mecha Man? He hasn't stopped thinking about Flambae ever since the burning mall.
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Obsessive and Stalker Mecha Man who eventually gets his way
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Stop Fucking Around, My Heart Can't Take It. by Unanimatebeing
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
18 Apr 2026
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Robert gets an unexpected invite by a certain fiery asshole..
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Robert and Flambae go outz Robert gets hurt, And they end up fucking eventually.
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Having a ton of snow in LA was unexpected, considering it was pretty far south on the hemisphere. Infact, it wasn't common either of it to happen-
-It only happened once every few years. Sometimes over decades without snow.
And since barely anybody was used to such low temperatures, most homes werent equipped to deal with the harsh cold.
Which, unfortunately, was the case for Robert's shitty appartment. As depressing as it was, it didnt even have any heating. Nor a bed, actually. He was freezing his ass off in there!
But maybe, a certain flaming hero could help him survive through winter..
{DISCONTINUED FROM LACK OF MOTIVATION}
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This story is now complete at 66 chapters and will be continuing to update on schedule until we reach the end!
Robert and Chad knew eachother as teenagers after Chase introduced them when Robbie still insisted that his almost 17 year old son still needed a baby sitter when he very obviously didn't.
Follow how they fell in love, the actions that ended up seperating them for years and how Robert navigates being confronted with the love of his life again when he suddenly has to work with him again on a daily basis.
Smut starts on chapter 7 also on 8,11-14,17-20 all smut scenes are skippable with start and end points listed in the author notes.- Language:
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13 Jul 2026
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What if Homelander wasn't the person he pretended to be? Well, Billy knew that behind the famous hero was a borderline psychotic cunt hiding in the shadows, but what if there was MORE?
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Butcher always wanted a weapon against Homelander but when he finally got one, he didn't know what to do with it.
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10 Jul 2026
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AU of Season 3, diverging from Episode 2. Butcher doesn't take Temp V to fight Gunpowder, and Homelander actually suffers the PR consequences of his speech. He has a comeback plan and Butcher is forced to be a part of it, but that's fine—he has a plan of his own.
The scorched earth is briefly put on hold.
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Bookmarked by Unanimatebeing
21 Jun 2026
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Bookmarked by Unanimatebeing
25 Mar 2026
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The man was in a suit that almost reminded Robert of something from Cirque du Soleil, all skin-tight, shimmering fabric with bursts of red and orange and a V-neck that showed a lot more than neck. The wrap-around sunglasses didn’t even look that ridiculous.
Infuriatingly, he managed to be beautiful, like a Monet in an Ikea frame is beautiful. He had changed very little in the years since Robert first encountered him, at least physically. Robert couldn’t say the same.
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01 Mar 2026