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    Years have past since Pitch Black's attempt to rid the world of the Guardians. Having been weakened and seemingly forgotten once more, the Guardians go back to spreading wonder, hope, dreams, memories, and fun to the children of the world. But, there is someone who still believes in the boogieman, even though she denies it. Even though she finds nothing to fear.

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    25 Nov 2021

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    Hey, you! Yeah, you! Are you socially awkward but ultimately well-meaning? Are you a Lightner struggling to fit in a Darkner's world? Are you looking for romance? Are you [[HOPELESSLY THIRSTY FOR EVERYONE'S FAVORITE SLEAZEMASTER SPAMTON G. SPAMTON]]!? Boy howdy do I have the [cringe] fanfiction for you! This [pile of garbage] is a reader insert for all you Spamton fans! It's got romance! It's got drama! It's got [probably not much else I've never written an x Reader before please don't expect too much]! And this can be yours for the small price of [this website is free, dumbass]!

    After stumbling upon a disheveled Spamton, you take pity on this puppet and offer him a temporary place to stay. But what lies in store for the two of you? Can you heal the heart of this damaged soul? Can Spamton sell you something? Find out [[NOW]]!

    NOTE: This fanfic is rated T, kiddies. Please advise that it contains suggestive themes, implied sexual content, and dark subjects such as depression and trauma.

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    24 Oct 2021

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    It had been seven years since Monsters resurfaced, and tension between the human and monster races was finally beginning to reach a boiling point. You had just graduated college, and could barely make due with your grocery store job. With attacks and riots beginning to plague the city, living alone in your run down apartment was slowly becoming harder and harder to bare.

    But one night, upon finding yourself amidst a dangerous bar fight, a tall dark stranger appears…and saves your life.

    This is how you meet W.D. Gaster. The man who could single (or multiple) handedly change everything.

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    12 Jul 2021

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    You watched the monster in fascination, not noticing how long you had stood there watching him passionately work. You shifted slightly, trying to get comfortable against the table and accidentally knocked the heavy album to the floor. You felt the tiny hairs on your skin stand up in fear at the loud noise in the silent room. You watched the monster in fear as he paused, calmly setting down his pen before standing and then he was looming over you, bright violet eye lights burning into your eyes as he appeared unnervingly close to your face, causing you to stumble and press yourself against the wall, the monster easily following, not giving you an inch. His hands carefully trapped you against the wall, boxing you in between his massive arms.

    “H̸̢̹̙̞̽̍̒m̵̢̛͕̣̟̌̓͑̍m̸̛̳̞̹̞̻̃̊̄͂͒͠m̵̛̟̠̟̄̌̿̅͘,̷̝͕̱̃ͅͅ ̸̿̑̐̅͜ṋ̶͔̲̼̖̗̎̇̽̚͘͠ọ̵͒w̶̎͑̓͐̑͜,̴̰̬͇͈̔͑̈́̈́̄̑̕͜ ̶̪͚̰̹̋h̷͚͉̐͛̓͊́̕͜ͅọ̷̡̔̅̕̚w̸͍͓̓̒ ̶̡̰̼̻̗͒̒d̷̰̞̠͌͗i̶͎̹͒̿̋́d̸͓̙̖̩̹̆͆̿̿͘̕ ̸̰̟͈̌̍̈̐͊͌͜͝ẏ̶̡̞̰͑̾͐͘o̴̢̩͖͖̝̦͐͆͊͜ŭ̶̹̩̔͝ ̴̧̡͖͍̝͗̀̅g̵̢̯̭̿̅̿̅͜ë̷̙͔͖̘́̂̚ͅt̸̖̬̑͠͠ ̵̢̈̀̆̾͐̑̋ỉ̷̙̣̀̑͐̉̈́̈́ņ̸̞̗̹͈̜̓̈́͜͠,̴̢͈̫̩͊̽ ̸̹̠͚͖̑͋̎͑͗͠m̴͓̤̺̻̆̓͋́̚y̷͕̩̽̌͊̒͂̕͜͠ ̶͇͚̖͔̯̲̆̈̚Ḑ̴̡̼͉̟̊̅͒͌ě̸̼͉̯͇̿͒̽͆̑̚͜ͅä̸̛̭̮̘̯̤̜̪́̾̉r̶̬̬͖̹̭͙͕̽͐́͝?̸̱̺̖̱̱͓̿́̇̚

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    03 Jul 2021