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    The 2nd Worst Fucking Day of Bryan’s Life by

    Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Resident Evil (Movie 2026)  

    01 Oct 2026

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    Part 2 of Bryan Can't Catch a Fucking Break
    Please read Part 1 first so you know what the fuck is going on.

    Bryan thought he’d finally made it out when they escaped that fucking hellhole of a circus called Raccoon City. Except the place followed him home anyway, crawling into his nightmares every night and refusing to fucking let go. It wasn’t his fault his mind reached for the easiest fix. It was just one bad choice after another until, somewhere along the way, Bryan became one miserable fucking wreck.

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    18 Oct 2026

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    Cartman’s Little Red Book by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    07 Apr 2025

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    Kyle finds out Cartman is very (like, disturbingly) obsessed with him. And so he decides to make the most of it.

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    18 Oct 2026

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    Oh Fuck, the Cullens Are Real by

    Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies)  

    16 Oct 2026

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    Grace Rosewood has a problem.

    Actually, she has several.

    One: she keeps dreaming about the events of books that haven't happened yet.

    Two: she's fairly certain that life in Forks, Washington, is about to become considerably more complicated.

    Three: Alice Cullen and Jasper Hale have suddenly developed a strange interest in her, and Grace has absolutely no idea what to do about that.

    And four: the local vampires are not nearly as good at communicating as they think they are.

    Grace has no intention of letting canon proceed without a few adjustments.

    She just hopes she survives long enough to make them.

    Or: A girl dreams about Twilight, gets involved with vampires, gets inexplicably caught up in the affairs of two very beautiful vampires, and develops several very strong opinions about communication.

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    17 Oct 2026

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    you're kinda weird (but i still wanna be around you) by

    Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types  

    26 Aug 2026

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    Marla is an ordinary 17-year old who has a fat crush on Joshua Smith. Like fat crush. All is going well and swell in the development of their relationship until the Cullen's come to her school as new students and suddenly she is the centre of their attention.

    Or....

    Alice and Jasper realise getting someone to fall in love with them is actually hard work.

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    17 Oct 2026

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    The Winner Takes It All. by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

    27 Sep 2026

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    Gavi dio un paso al frente, sosteniéndole la mirada sin retroceder un solo centímetro.
    "¿Crees que por ser un alfa dominante eres mejor que yo?'

    Leandro no respondió de inmediato. Solo dejó escapar una risa baja mientras una sonrisa lenta, desafiante y peligrosamente segura se dibujaba en sus labios.

    "No, pero sos un omega demasiado terco, pibe. Y jugar con fuego siempre tiene consecuencias. Tarde o temprano, alguien te va a poner en tu lugar... y no estás preparado para lo que eso significa.
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    O una noche de celebración en New York que debía ser perfecta termina atascada entre el caos, un apagón masivo que sume a la metrópoli en la oscuridad. Atrapados en el mismo hotel, dos selecciones intentan mantener la calma.

    ​Entre provocaciones el instinto de un alfa y omega que ninguno puede seguir ignorando, Gavi y Leandro Paredes llegarán al punto de no retorno. Un choque de orgullo, dominancia y control donde la única duda es quién terminará cediendo primero.

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    23 Aug 2026