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Good publicity by Bergen
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Mar 2020
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“That was a disaster. The press is having a field day.”
“It wasn’t my fault,” Tony defends. “That Spider-Guy never knows when to shut up. He distracted me.”
“Your reputation took a blow,” Pepper tells him. “Which will be fixed, of course. I’ve already set it up.”
“Set what up? What, am I going to make flower arrangements with the elderly?”
Pepper slides a piece of paper towards him. “Try an orphan. His name is Peter Parker. His biggest dream is to meet you. But…” She hesitates.
“But?”
“Apparently he doesn’t talk much. Sometimes not at all. Trauma-related.”
“A smart kid who doesn’t talk? Perfect combination. If only all my employees were like that.”
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Or: Between Peter Parker barely speaking, and Spider-Man being the ultimate chatterbox, how was Tony ever supposed to figure out that they were one and the same person?- Language:
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18 Dec 2025
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Worse than receiving the mark - to have to stay still under Butsuma while he carved it in his skin - is the aftermath, when his father spits in his head, looks at it with pride every time he sees it even if it is covered with his happuri, he makes sure to torment Tobirama, to never let him forget it what was done to him.
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18 Dec 2025
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A failed future. The Fourth Shinobi War had limped into its tenth year, and the resistance with it.
With a desperate seal, Tobirama woke up in the Warring States and started changing the pieces.
Time-travel AU. Time-Travel! Tobirama.Bookmarked by UtterAbsurdity
14 Dec 2025
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In the perfect world, Hatake Kakashi doesn't exist.
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01 Dec 2025
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“Tell me. Robert Robertson the Third. Mecha Man. Hero.” There’s something soft in the thing’s voice. Almost reverent. “What do you want?”
His body wants to shut down. His mind wishes for oblivion. The answer is obvious.
“Put me…back into…the fight.” He rasps.
“Very well,” he can hear it smiling, “let’s get to work.”
Or, in simpler terms…let’s do it all over again.
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29 Nov 2025