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Prism sucks her teeth, eyes rolling behind her visor. “Like you don’t talk mad shit with us,” she says, hand coming up to wipe off the blood on her face. “We’re here ‘cause someone doesn’t know how to be a normal human being.”
“Fuck off, Princess Bubblegum,” Invisigal snaps. “It was a joke. If this fucking meeting wasn’t about ‘sexual harassment’,” she rolls her eyes and makes finger quotes, “it’d be about us being too loud on the radio, or us not being a picture-fucking-perfect hero squad, or us fucking up something on a call.”
Flambae hisses out another burst of sparks. “Don’t roll your fucking eyes,” he says, lip curled into a sneer, “you know full well that was a creepy fucking line, Invisibitch.”
OR: Invisgal makes another comment. Robert hits his limit, and so does the Z-Team.
This work is on hiatus (NOT abandoned)
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- Part 2 of the old religion
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07 Aug 2026
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A Temporary Good (Come to Those Who Deserve It) by RandomReader13 for RSeamonster
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV)
29 Apr 2022
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When the BAU is called in to track an unsub that's going on a killing spree spanning 3 states, they're expecting a rapidly devolving psychopath. What they get instead is a wise-cracking vigilante on a mission. Are they ready for the Red Hood? And is the Red Hood ready for them?
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“Okay,” Jason muttered to himself, shifting the car into drive. “Just a couple’a dumb feds. Nothing to worry about.”[Note: This work is completely written! I'll be posting the next chapters on Wednesday and Friday.]
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- Part 1 of The BAU Goes Batty
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06 Aug 2026
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And now she's walkin' through my door / Oh yeah, I've seen this face before by dickweed7
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics)
02 Mar 2026
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Dick took a step back.
And then another one.
His hands came up— not defensively, not exactly, not in the way they came up in the field when there was something to defend against. This was something different. Scared. Something not trained, reaching further back than Bruce Wayne's training and the specific language of bodies that were weapons. Something that came from the animal part, the part that was not a superhero but just a person, and the animal part was doing something that Wally did not immediately have a name for.
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Dick gets hit with a variant strain of fear toxin. It reveals something he had yet been ready to tell Wally.
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- Part 47 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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06 Aug 2026
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Batman gets hit by a Poison Ivy special. Jason is unfortunately caught in the crossfire.
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30 Jul 2026
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The Many Masks of Dick Grayson by movaz
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types
05 Nov 2022
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Series created with the intent to link any sequels to CoM in a very easy-to-find way, if/when they are written.
Currently 1 sequel, pending planning, no projected start date.
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28 Jul 2026