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  1. Public Bookmark 85

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    In the flipped world of senior year at North Shore High, where the lions and the lambs all coexist in a dull fever dream, Regina George is a queen without a throne. She’s bored out of her mind, basically irrelevant, and so over the nice girl routine it feels like death by a thousand polite smiles.

    Transferred from Crossland High, enters Rodrick Heffley: a drummer without a band, with no fucks to give and a total lack of self-preservation.

    He’s instantly obsessed with her mean streak; his blind devotion becomes her own addiction.

    A quick fix was never going to be enough.

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    03 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    31 Aug 2026

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    He’s probably going to hell anyways, so it’s kind of fitting that everything started at church, right?

    (based on the song “Scotty doesn’t know” in which Regina/Rodrick enter into a friends-with-benefits relationship behind Aaron's back )

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    21 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    Mike opened his mouth, then closed it. His brain short-circuited, trying to process. Max Mayfield—Max, who used to call him a dork-ass loser on principle, who once dumped a milkshake on his head for beating her at Pac-Man—wanted to keep sleeping with him. Casually. For the summer.

    He took the beer when she offered it again, mostly to buy time.

    “You sure?” he asked finally. “I mean, you and me…” He trailed off, unsure of where he was going. “Could get complicated.”

    Max huffed a laugh. “Scared you’re gonna fall in love with me?”

    Mike immediately rolled his eyes. What a completely ridiculous notion.

    “No.” He glanced over at her, raising a brow. “Maybe you’ll fall in love with me.”

    She snorted. “Dream on, Wheeler.”

    ***

    Mike and Max can totally do this casual friends with benefits thing without it becoming a big deal. It’s just sex.

    And it’s just for the summer.

    (right…)

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    19 Aug 2026

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    “I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.

    Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”

    “I have a boyfriend, you know.”

    Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.”

    “And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.

    “Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”

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    Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
    A Queen Bee Bitch
    An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
    A nobody college student; and
    A goddamn mature adult

    And Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.

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    18 Aug 2026