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    Dykstra: what up B?

    Dykstra: need advice you picked the right team

    Barrett: debatable

    Bood: shut up Barrett

    Bood: just curious, has anyone ever heard Hollzy call Roz ‘cap’ before?

    Hazy: sure

    Hazy: I mean I think so

    aka. the team notices mixed returns when they hear Shane calling Ilya "Captain", and they start playing a game in a secret group chat called "fighting or foreplay"

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    24 Sep 2026

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    Boyle
    ooh i’m shaking
    like your legs could even carry you to my place to punch me in the dick at this point

    Nicky C
    For real
    Surely you must be on the floor after 2 straight days with Jane

    Cap
    Who the fuck do you think I am?
    I could do a week straight with Jane and still kick your ass

    3 months in the Ottawa Centaurs' group chat.

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    15 May 2026

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    This is a series that alternates between Centaurs team being insane on the internet, Harris putting them in media training, and it immediately failing as soon as they leave the room.

    Basically, it's just the Cens being absolute menaces!

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    04 May 2026

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    [Tweet] @roz81: My son has turned into iPad baby. How do I stop this? Somebody give me phone number of Apple. Tell them to destroy iPads

    [Tweet] @HerezPilton: Breaking News! confirmation of multiple illegitimate children from Ilya Rozanov. Go to the link in bio for full article!

    or, Ilya is an online menace much to everyone's dismay

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): i keep thinking this is some sort of insane dream
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): but no. we got SHANE HOLLANDER.
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): because of HOMOPHOBIA!
    Sherlock Holmes (Carter Holmberg): rare homophobia win
    Shane Hollander: Well let’s not go that far.
    El Capitan (Ilya Rozanov): holmberg please refrain from being pro homophobia in the group chat or shane will report you to management

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through a number of increasingly unhinged texts

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    28 Apr 2026