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    Fanfic of another fanfic, heavily inspired by "Operation: I am Human" by StandingBi.

    The Justice League believes Batman is a cryptid due to his tendency to use bird calls, hisses and grunts rather than words, odd mannerisms and other pieces of evidence that don't help Bruce's case. He struggles to clear the misunderstanding and continues making poor social decisions, which only fuels the fire. A fire that only grows stronger and more inconvenient for Bruce as time goes by.

    Chap 1: Hal gets the crazy idea to flash a laser pointer during a Justice League meeting. Bruce believes a sniper has somehow broken into headquarters, and chases after the laser. Everyone gravely misinterprets the situation, believing it to be some sort of instinctual urge. It spirals into something comedic, and entirely avoidable.

    Essentially: Various instances of the JL charting Bruce’s poor social skills to an animalistic instinct.

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    18 Sep 2026