Yennoodles
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bimboified wizard gets magically milked and bred by Yennoodles
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
16 Feb 2025
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The vampire ascendant decided he wanted a child and knew the perfect wizard for the job.
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There was a bear in the woods.
Astarion couldn't help but find it cute, though it was significantly less cute when he had to clean the decimated remains of his trash strewn about his porch.
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Astarion had been entombed for years now.
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The desire to leave this place was always strongest in these moments. It was single minded, heavy, it choked his throat and squeezed his chest, he felt full to bursting with this desire. He felt empty. No amount of begging, pleading, or screaming had helped before but still he managed to choke out a single word between useless hiccupping breaths.
"Please."
For the first time someone answered.
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I got dreams (but I can’t make myself believe them) by OfTheDirewolves, Yennoodles
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Oct 2024
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Astarion and Gale have always wanted to meet their soulmates but life and its dangers got in the way. Astarion has managed to be fully free of Cazador — his only desire is to walk in the sun again. Gale is too busy dealing with the ticking bomb in his chest to even think about soulmates.
Neither of them are ready for what a chance meeting will bring
But as people say, the gods will play their games.
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- Part 1 of breathing in (breathing out)
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Gale is a post-divorce professor of mathematics with a heart condition and doesn't have the money to cover surgery, so he decides to try his hand at counting cards at Szarr Palace, a resort casino, in the hopes of wining the money he needs to survive.
Astarion decides Gale needs more ✨️chaos✨️ in his life.
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breathing in (breathing out) by OfTheDirewolves, Yennoodles
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Oct 2024
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Carl needs a fucking break. The AI needs to feel.
Carl doesn't know the AI needs to feel, nor that it is capable of such things. He also doesn't know the AI is everywhere. Even the bathrooms.Bookmarked by Yennoodles
15 Sep 2026
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The Crawler's Guide to Ethical Sex in Evil Murder Dungeons by the_unseelie_lord
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
25 Apr 2026
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I thought I was prepared for everything this dungeon was going to throw at me.
One extremely drunken incubus in the Medium Skyfowl Settlement made me realize how wrong I was.
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- Part 1 of [New Quest] Content Creator
Bookmarked by Yennoodles
04 Sep 2026
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Cum out of the Closet by hagofthehills
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
23 Jul 2026
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Carl doesn't need to fake a limp when he leaves the Cum Closet.
Bookmarked by Yennoodles
03 Sep 2026
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All Hail the Dark Lord, Or Something Idiotic Like That by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Feb 2024
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Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.
Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrestedAs it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.
Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at himIt was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...
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Bookmarked by Yennoodles
31 Jul 2026
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Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
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- Part 1 of Running on Air
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Bookmarked by Yennoodles
13 Mar 2026