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Bookmarked by Zoustache
09 Dec 2025
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My name is Jean Kirschtein, and I have a shit job. I'm basically a garbage man. And by 'garbage' I mean 'very angry dead people.' I guess it has its perks sometimes, though; I get to meet all kinds of interesting people.
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- Part 1 of The Book of the Dead
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 107,396
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 847
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Bookmarked by Zoustache
19 Apr 2024
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i'm the one for your fire by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Mar 2021
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Wei Ying, virgin and noted heterosexual, gets hit with a curse of an unusual nature on his 30th birthday: Through physical contact, he can read the minds of others around him.
Enter Lan Zhan, hot former rival and current coworker, whose true thoughts about Wei Ying are nothing like he expects.
(A loose Cherry Magic AU.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 42,931
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 1,164
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- 22,903
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- 6,151
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- 288,380
Bookmarked by Zoustache
08 Sep 2021
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Silver and Gold by rainbowdracula
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Mar 2020
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- 15,235
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- 2
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Bookmarked by Zoustache
28 Aug 2021
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in the starlight by haysel for Banapot
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Oct 2021
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Mobei Jun stepped out from behind the wall and looked at the man. He was small compared to Mobei Jun. He was dressed in somewhat dirty pants and a shirt, a vest covering him. He did not dress like Linguang Jun did, or like the men he brought for Mobei Jun to kill. They all wore cleaner clothes, clothes that were more for show than use. The man who entered dressed as if he needed to move freely.
When he turned and saw Mobei Jun, his eyes widened and he took a step back in surprise. His hand clutched at the messenger bag that was across his torso and settled on his hip. His hair was tied back in a low bun and he looked somewhat sweaty, though it was cold outside. It looked as if he’d been running.
“Who are you?” Mobei Jun asked, voice cold.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,249
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 188
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- 1,742
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- 451
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- 28,586
Bookmarked by Zoustache
23 Aug 2021
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By Any Other Pen Name by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2021
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Books featuring erotic stories of Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun start circulating through the demon world. With Shang Qinghua’s honor and reputation on the line, Mobei Jun sets out to find and stop the author while also doing his best to keep any of the books from working their way into Shang Qinghua’s possession. The poor, pure man gets flushed and nervous whenever sex is mentioned--what would reading such explicit scenes do to his innocent mind? He might have qi deviation, or worse, start avoiding Mobei Jun.
TL; DR: Shang Qinghua writes erotic friendfiction, Mobei Jun finds out.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,656
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 786
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- 7,558
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- 1,836
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- 70,127
Bookmarked by Zoustache
21 Aug 2021
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all these renewals for a moment with you by riverdanceeee
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 May 2022
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After Hua Cheng is called in to do a rather simple task at a rather decrepit home, he finds himself replacing more than just the carpet in Xie Lian’s home—for example: the stove, the cabinets, the walls, the roof, and his heart (in Xie Lian’s hands).
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 116,199
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 858
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- 6,529
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- 2,057
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- 155,143
Bookmarked by Zoustache
20 Aug 2021
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AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Dec 2020
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In order to pay off a debt that's not his, Shang Qinghua agrees to marry a man that's as cold and unyielding as he is stupidly rich.
“Marriage?” His voice breaks over the word like it’s a curse. “Really? Doesn’t it feel a bit irrational?”
“Are you planning to pay off an eight-figure debt with this job and a host job?” Mobei Jun asks, and Shang Qinghua almost wants to throttle him. Though, if his wallet didn’t have a direct funnel to his dad’s bank account, Shang Qinghua might actually have been a little comfortable.
“That’s not what I meant!” Shang Qinghua huffs, his head still spinning. As far as being a married man goes, Shang Qinghua is nowhere near ready.
“What?” Mobei Jun raises a single eyebrow. “Were you looking to marry for love?”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 156,682
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 2,216
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- 9,132
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Bookmarked by Zoustache
11 Aug 2021
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“We hear that His Excellency might be married by summer’s end,” the merchant’s wife says and Wei Wuxian freezes, his heart in his throat. “The Gusu Lan sect has been buying enough red silk and brocade that the merchants in Caiyi can’t satisfy the demand.”
He feels himself grow brittle inside, like a flick of a finger to his temple might make him shatter. His ears are ringing.
“Who’s the lucky bride?” he asks despite himself. His tongue sticks to the roof of his mouth.
Or: The story of a marriage.
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- Part 1 of long way home
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 63,439
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 2,258
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- 14,042
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- 4,047
- Hits:
- 253,347
Bookmarked by Zoustache
15 Jul 2020
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Bookmarked by Zoustache
11 Jul 2020
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With Every Beat of Your Heart by SunshineHead
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
29 Jul 2018
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Detective Reed is paired with a partner to handle a disturbing case of androids being murdered. His partner just so happens to be Connor's brother, Nines.
- Language:
- English
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- 30,964
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Comments:
- 115
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- 2,173
- Bookmarks:
- 233
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- 42,094
Bookmarked by Zoustache
04 Aug 2018
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Bookmarked by Zoustache
10 Oct 2017
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Levi hates Companions – people who sell romance and a night of pleasure to anyone rich enough to pay. These Companions are more than prostitutes; they’re actors, allowing their clients to live out the romantic encounters of their dreams. And Levi finds the very idea of them disgusting.
But Hanji gets him an appointment, anyway. And, somehow, Levi is persuaded to go. And the Companion he finds is very different from what he expected.
Levi knows that it’s all fake. But, in spite of himself, he can’t stay away from Erwin Smith.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 189,365
- Chapters:
- 31/31
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 1,428
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- 6,332
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- 1,572
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- 166,878
Bookmarked by Zoustache
07 Oct 2017
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A physician, a biologist, and a vampire board a maelstrom-bound ship.
Levi: seitsensarvi
Erwin: 35grams- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 81,646
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Comments:
- 159
- Kudos:
- 451
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- 103
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- 11,111
Bookmarked by Zoustache
07 Oct 2017
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Erwin has found Levi in his next life, and Levi has track marks on the crooks of his arms.
Rated Explicit for: Graphic Violence, Nazi References, Severe Drug Use and Drug References, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Possible Triggers for Current and Recovering Addicts, Homophobic Slurs, and Sex.
Manga Spoilers up to Chapter 85.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 302,374
- Chapters:
- 37/37
- Comments:
- 764
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- 1,015
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- 31,874
Bookmarked by Zoustache
07 Oct 2017
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Levi and Erwin manage to get themselves kicked out of numerous public establishments over the course of a particularly hot summer, leaving behind emotionally scarred families and vaguely aroused old women. Horny Husbands™
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,395
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 169
- Kudos:
- 738
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- 200
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- 20,475
Bookmarked by Zoustache
07 Oct 2017
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07 Oct 2017
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05 Apr 2017
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Bookmarked by Zoustache
04 Apr 2017
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Oikawa is a Garden fairy who lives his life in the sunshine surrounded by flowers. Winter is a foreign concept for him. But one mishap convinces him that a little cold and snow never hurt anyone if there's a cute Winter fairy involved.
(Updates every Wednesday!)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,018
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Comments:
- 238
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- 877
- Bookmarks:
- 148
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- 14,167
Bookmarked by Zoustache
25 Mar 2017