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Dave Strider, as depicted in Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon.



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    “You’re needed in Hell,” Dagon says.

    Crowley waits for a second. Perhaps he waits for the floor to fall away and for them to drop back into the badly-lit and smelly hallways of Hell, or perhaps he waits for Dagon to say another thing. When neither of these things happen, he slowly nods.

    “Right,” he says. “Hell. Yeah. I think you got the memo that I’m not really affiliated anymore?”

    Or: After Aziraphale leaves for Heaven, Hell offers the position of Archduke to Crowley. With a shortage of demons, there's very little chance of Hell winning the War, and fortunately, Crowley and Aziraphale have already stopped the end of the world one time before.

    Two sides, two broken hearts, one united goal. Shouldn't be too hard, right?

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    22 Dec 2025

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    “You’re needed in Hell,” Dagon says.

    Crowley waits for a second. Perhaps he waits for the floor to fall away and for them to drop back into the badly-lit and smelly hallways of Hell, or perhaps he waits for Dagon to say another thing. When neither of these things happen, he slowly nods.

    “Right,” he says. “Hell. Yeah. I think you got the memo that I’m not really affiliated anymore?”

    Or: After Aziraphale leaves for Heaven, Hell offers the position of Archduke to Crowley. With a shortage of demons, there's very little chance of Hell winning the War, and fortunately, Crowley and Aziraphale have already stopped the end of the world one time before.

    Two sides, two broken hearts, one united goal. Shouldn't be too hard, right?

  2. Rec *

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    They're professors. They're married. Their students don't realise. Cue shenanigans.

    Multiple short arcs with one-shots (and often pauses) between them. Characters continue from one arc to the next.

    Any ambiguity between being human and being occult/ethereal is entirely deliberate.

     

    Note: The author is not affiliated with Neil Gaiman and denounces his activities (see Vulture article)

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  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    Crossover between Good Omens and the Old Guard

    Note: The author is not affiliated with Neil Gaiman and denounces his activities (see Vulture article)

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    21 Dec 2025

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    After everything goes down, the old guard goes to stay with even older friends

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    A hand rested gently on Aziraphale's shoulder and he looked up, snatching back what little energy he could. "I'm sorry," he mumbled, looking up at Azreal. "I got carried away."

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    "When your Big One comes," Aziraphale said, breaking the comfortable silence in the bookshop, "I - know - a few people who would be glad to lead the fight."

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    200 years of the bookshop existing, entwined with the queer community

     

    Note: The author is not affiliated with Neil Gaiman and denounces his activities (see Vulture article)

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    21 Dec 2025

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    200 years of the bookshop existing. 200 years of whispers and promises. Of hope and help and dreams and books.

    And the stories told of it.

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    Warlock gets dragged to A.Z Fell & Co by his boyfriend and meets someone from his past.

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    Funerals and Weddings and Community

    (For others, but not for the Ineffable duo)

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    "Don't think we haven't noticed you lurking around the bookshop," the woman in the bakery says, sliding Adam's bag of pastries over to him. "Don't you or your friends go causing trouble for Mr Fell, understand?"

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    “Angel,” Crowley all but yelled, smiling sharply. He hadn’t taken off his sunglasses, and it unnerved Annie a little that she couldn’t see his eyes. “Are you aware you have a customer?”

    The owner gave Annie a look that reminded her remarkably of a deer caught in a car’s headlights. “Well, ah,” he stammered.

    Crowley’s sharp grin didn’t abate. “Explains why it’s so... inhospitable in here,” he added, running one finger along a shelf. His finger came away dirty. “Don’t you know that damp is bad for books?”

    The lights seemed to dim again, and the ceiling began to leak in earnest. Annie thought about the book she had picked up, in a foreign language and so choked with dust it was hard to read, and then about her cousin’s allergies. “I should actually get going, sorry,” she said a little uneasily. She let the door shut behind her, shivering in the cold as she headed down the street. That was a bookshop she was never going to return to.

    [Five times a potential customer never returns to Aziraphale’s shop + one not-customer who promises he will]

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    19 Dec 2025

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    “Angel,” Crowley all but yelled, smiling sharply. He hadn’t taken off his sunglasses, and it unnerved Annie a little that she couldn’t see his eyes. “Are you aware you have a customer?”

    The owner gave Annie a look that reminded her remarkably of a deer caught in a car’s headlights. “Well, ah,” he stammered.

    Crowley’s sharp grin didn’t abate. “Explains why it’s so... inhospitable in here,” he added, running one finger along a shelf. His finger came away dirty. “Don’t you know that damp is bad for books?”

    The lights seemed to dim again, and the ceiling began to leak in earnest. Annie thought about the book she had picked up, in a foreign language and so choked with dust it was hard to read, and then about her cousin’s allergies. “I should actually get going, sorry,” she said a little uneasily. She let the door shut behind her, shivering in the cold as she headed down the street. That was a bookshop she was never going to return to.

    [Five times a potential customer never returns to Aziraphale’s shop + one not-customer who promises he will]