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  1. Public Bookmark 46

    NOTHINGWASTED.ORG by

    Fandoms: South Park, South Park RPF  

    12 Jul 2022

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    or the one where cartman finds kyle on a porn website and discovers a life-changing secret.

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    29 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 27

    Legally Binding Contract by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    01 Jun 2023

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    "I don't care if I signed an agreement!!"

    "Hey now Kyle, if you made a deal with someone, you have to stick by it," Gerald chided gently.

    "Ah, thank you Mr. Broflovski," Cartman said with a smug smile. Kyle gritted his teeth.

    "What was the agreement?"

    Kyle froze for a moment. Was he really going to tell his parents what he said? Cartman looked at him and raised an eyebrow. Kyle opened his mouth.

    "I-I..." he trailed off. He glanced at his mother, who looked at him expectantly. His stomach churned, no way was he going to let her know about this.

    "Whatever, its nothing," Kyle mumbled. "Just go up to my room Cartman, let's get this over with."

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    Leprechauns are real, and Kyle makes a deal that he should never have made. Things get out of hand, and it does not go well for him. Throughout all the confusion, one thing rings clear: Never ever give Eric Cartman leverage over you.

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    16 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 8

    Please? by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    23 Jun 2026

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    just a smutty drabble where they have kind-of sex on cartmans floor like animals against kyle’s better judgement lol

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    13 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 8

    Crazy For You by

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    26 Jun 2025

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    Kyle thought it was strange how the entire class decided to ostracize the transfer student before he did anything.

    Eric Cartman sat alone in the back corner of every class. He’d carefully line up a rainbow of colored gel pens above his notebook and spend the entire lecture doodling instead of taking notes. He wore shiny dress shoes on gym day and sat out Soccer Baseball, surreptitiously munching on doritos when the coach had his back turned.

    So what if he was an asshole? Kyle was determined to find out why.

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    12 Aug 2026

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    Stark's Secret by

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    05 Mar 2025

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    Sometimes, the best way to get along with someone is a shared secret- the more messed up the better.

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    Eric n Kyle land themselves in a situation that ends up with a dead janitor and a self-pitying Kyle <3

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    11 Aug 2026