angryavocado
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eat of me baby, skin to the bone by angryavocado
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Oct 2026
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“Shizun,” the boy says, and Shen Qingqiu’s brow twitches with annoyance. “Shizun, why won’t you apologize?” When he turns back, the features of the boy’s face suddenly clear; his expression becomes conflicted. Shen Qingqiu jolts at the mirror image of his younger self—but the details are all wrong. The curly hair, the watery eyes. Shen Jiu never cried. Shen Jiu never—
OR: Before Shen Qingqiu finally dies, Luo Binghe visits him in a dream.
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they did it for ...you? by angryavocado
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Jan 2026
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"In the next life," Mydei says, and Phainon swallows. The next life, because there is nothing for them here. Maybe in the next life, Chrysos Heirs and heroes won't matter. No need for the deliverer Phainon longs to be. Will there be a next life? Even if someone knows, it won't be Phainon. He isn't involved in the affairs of the Chrysos Heirs. "Promise me you'll come see me again. My library is always open to you."
"Of course," Phainon says. He can't help but laugh at how silly all of this is. "I could never miss out on seeing a real Kremnoan dictionary."
Mydei sighs, but he is smiling. "Make fun of me as much as you want. As long as you stay right here in Okhema where we can keep you safe."
Phainon nods, thinking of Cyrene's dreams, the card labeled "Deliverer," and the wooden sword he's brought from home. It's a silly dream, one ruined by the moment Phainon realized his blood runs red.
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“You want me to stay with you,” Aventurine said slowly. God, Ratio probably thought he was a complete idiot right now. Then again, was that really any different from before?
Ratio nodded. “Yes,” he said.
“... Why?”
“Because you can’t take care of yourself,” Ratio said. “And I have enough time on my hands to endeavor to do so.”
“You want to teach me how to take care of myself?” Aventurine said. He was starting to sound like a parrot. Ratio gave him an empty stare.
“That is, in fact, what I said,” Ratio sighed, exasperated. Had Aventurine annoyed him? Whatever, that didn’t matter. If he had, then that was better: Ratio would finally leave him alone.
“Are you sure?” Aventurine asked.
Ratio’s face was slightly pink. Was it hot in here? “Yes, gambler, I am sure. How many times do I have to repeat myself?!”
“No more,” Aventurine said hurriedly, holding up his hands placatingly. “I understand now. Well, I don’t understand why, but I understand that you’re serious. Confusingly.”
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“You have hanahaki?” Ratio asked slowly. Aventurine nodded feebly. “... I am sorry.”
“It’s fine,” Aventurine lied. He felt tears well up in his eyes. Of course Ratio would never say “I love you too.” Not even when Aventurine was dying because of his love for him.
“If there is anything I can do to help—”
“There isn’t,” Aventurine said. His voice cracked. He sat up, suddenly uncomfortable with being so close to Ratio. He swallowed back tears. Aventurine did not cry. Aventurine was just another cog in the workings of the IPC, and tools did not cry. Kakavasha cried. Kakavasha was dead.
“I wish there was,” Ratio said. Aventurine scoffed. Ratio didn’t even care the slightest bit about him, and here he was, saying he wished he could help Aventurine? How ridiculous.
“You don’t get it,” Aventurine said. Against his will, tears started to pool in his eyes. “You don’t get it!
“I—”
“No one loves me,” Aventurine sobbed. “No one loves me, and they never will!”
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Aventurine opened the vial, and Veritas watched him closely as he took a sip, hand reaching out too late to stop him. They both waited with anticipation. Veritas’ eyes widened, frozen in place.
“I don’t feel any different,” Aventurine said.
“Perhaps it takes a bit to activate, dearest gambl—”
Aventurine disappeared into a burst of white smoke, and Veritas blinked in alarm.
“Gambler? Are you alright?”
There was a tiny cough, and then another, and then another. Veritas watched in awe as the smoke cleared and a tiny figure with blonde hair and Aventurine’s eyes became visible. The tiny Aventurine’s clothes were far too big for his figure, and the shirt and coat went down to his knees, the collar hanging off his shoulders.
“Gambler? Is that you?”
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portrait of the artist by kitschii_ (voyaging_cosmoss)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Oct 2026
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Xiang Fei can’t believe he was stupid enough to keep the chapter draft open. He especially can't believe he was that reckless in front of one the few people who, apparently, knows about Proud Immortal Demon Way. Not to mention that Shen Yuan is crazy hot. Xiang Fei can see his obituary now: local man, age twenty, died from sheer fucking embarrassment after a hot guy read his porn.
"Xiang Fei, this is..." Shen Yuan's lips purse, and Xiang Fei feels his soul leave his body. "...really fucking good."
What.
"I was kinda worried at first,” Shen Yuan admits. "Most people who write this sort of thing are basement-dwelling incels or those sisters from the forums who—“ his cheeks flush steadily pinker, and it stunlocks Xiang Fei so completely that it takes everything else a second to register.
Wait. Fanfiction?
During a group project gone wrong (right?), Shen Yuan and Xiang Fei stumble into a situation where they're being graded on PIDW fanfiction. Between fandom discourse, overpriced coffee, terribly-organized conventions, they stumble their way into what might just be the closest friendship either of them have ever had. Go figure
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Bookmarked by angryavocado
13 Oct 2026
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JOY! YAY! YIPPEE!
finished <3
UPDATE!!! YAY!!!!! YAY!!!!!! shen yuan vs internalized homophobia, you got this shen yuan!!! -
What do you say? Will you be my boyfriend? by barbatoz
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Oct 2025
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"Bro, I had no idea! I knew you were acting weird, but I didn't think it was because you like me!"
Shen Yuan purses his lips, avoiding Shang Qinghua's gaze. "Like is a very strong word." He utters shyly.
He smiles, leaning in close. "So you can kiss me like you're starving, but you can't handle me saying that you like me?"
"It's hard to grasp when the guy I like is not only my annoying roommate but the idiotic author of a shitty web novel that I don't like." Shen Yuan says in one quick breath, swiftly turning his head away.
Shen Yuan is really a terrible liar.
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With the slight help of Shen Yuan’s sister, Shang Qinghua finally builds up the courage to ask him out. Oddly enough, he ends up with a cat and Shen Yuan surprises him with a confession of his own…through text.
Bookmarked by angryavocado
22 Oct 2026
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THEY ARE SO STUPID AND GAY!!!!!!!!
absolutely adorable! i loved how i could tell exactly what shen yuan was thinking, hehe -
late night waltz by IfTrashCouldSparkle
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Dec 2022
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Shen Yuan is the most unlucky man on earth, and he has proof that the universe is out to get him. The list goes as follows:
1.) He is roommates with Shang Qinghua (ick)
2.) Movie nights with Shang Qinghua suck (irredeemably bad taste)
3.) Shang Qinghua decided Shen Yuan needs dance with him (long story)This is stupid and unfair. Shen Yuan just really hopes he doesn't discover anything about himself along the way…
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Blood by fibbunny
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Apr 2025
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Liu Qingge is missing! Binghe is on the case.
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- Part 4 of Pollen Says Cuddle: Extended
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Was the Monkey Named Shang Qinghua, Perhaps? by pairidaezasdream
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Oct 2024
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There was no way— absolutely no way that Yue Qingyuan actually, truly thought that—!
That Shen Qingqiu was fucking Shang Qinghua?!
(By the looks of it, he actually most likely thought it was the other way around.)
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Shen Qingqiu gets injured on a secret mission with Shang Qinghua in an attempt to prevent their ordained deaths. This causes a series of misunderstandings on Yue Qingyuan and Luo Binghe’s part.
Bookmarked by angryavocado
14 Oct 2026