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"Don’t worry Chopper,” Nami pipes in, stretching her legs lazily as she slouches back against her sunlounge, “None of that stuff happened anyway.”
“Huh? Then how did you guys meet?”
“Well, the part about the Black Cat pirates and Kuro was true, but that’s about it.”
“Who’s Kuro?” The question comes from their captain, who speaks around a mouthful of food and promptly gags on a swallowed bone.
Nami sighs, all too used to her captain’s disgusting behaviours and selective memory. “The cat butler from Usopp’s village.” She cringes as her captain reaches his fingers down his own throat to pull out the lodged bone. “He tried to kill you.”
“GOLDEN POOP SUIT?”
“HUH?!”
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The Strawhats speak and sing of first meetings
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“This one, as I’m sure you know, is a yellow rose. They are symbols of friendship, and in different cultures people will gift them to close friends for birthdays. In flower language, they can mean ‘I love you,’ ‘I care for you,’ and ‘Your friendship is important to me.’” She gives Usopp a meaningful look.
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Sanji slams the knife flat onto the bench. “I- ya know, the whole thing was kinda stupid, wasn’t it?” he stammers, waving his now free hand in front of him as he violently shakes his head. “I mean. It’s just. it was so avoidable you know? It was just a miscommunication issue! I just. I didn’t!” He runs his hand through his fringe in frustration, “I didn’t want you to leave the crew.”
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The stawhats love and appreciate their resident sniper, in their own unique ways
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He is not like the others. He is not a genius like the archaeologist, navigator or reindeer. He is not a monster like the chef, her charge, or the captain. He is a skilled sniper, a talented artist, a strategist, and a craftsman. And that’s enough. Until it isn’t.
"Don't give up on the Merry!" He cries.
“Don't give up on me.” She hears.
“If you're gonna throw away the Merry, you might as well throw me away too.” His tone is embittered but his voice is soft, resigned. Better to do it now, he must think, than agonise over when they’ll be done with me.
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Follow Wado, Kitetsu, Yubashiri, Shusui and Enma as they love, rage, hunger, pity, fear, trust, and grow
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They were stronger than anticipated.
Hoarded wealth. A vindictive ruler. Starving children. Citizens forced to fight a pointless war.
It didn’t take long for Luffy to get involved.
A small child pleading for her father as she was beaten to the ground.
No, Luffy didn’t wait at all.
Maybe he should have.
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Before he fully realises what he's doing, Mike is swooping in, hands reaching to gently cup Wills cheek, light enough that he can pull away, but firm enough to convey how much he doesn't want him to.
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For some, the feeling of being understood by someone was regular and a common occurrence. It didn’t mean much to those kinds of people.
But to someone like Abed, who had been misunderstood his entire life, it meant everything.Bookmarked by autisticacebee
04 Oct 2026
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Troy came back from his trip ready to declare his love for Abed, only to find him already in a relationship. So he swallowed his feelings and learned to be satisfied with being Abed’s friend.
But now Abed is single again, and Troy needs a date for a coworker’s wedding…
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04 Oct 2026
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Can I Borrow Your Boyfriend? by lezzout
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), IT - Stephen King
10 Jan 2026
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"Can I borrow your boyfriend?"
"What the fuck?"
"Will. Your boyfriend. Can I borrow him?"
"Beep beep, Rich. He's not my boyfriend."
"Oh, so I can just go ahead then?"
(Will and Richie fake date to make their crushes jealous)
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29 Sep 2026
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“So tonight was weird, right?”
Troy’s birthday isn’t going as planned. But sometimes surprises are good.
“Everything is different. Different, and strange, and weird, and peculiar, and completely, totally, absolutely fucking perfect.”
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31 Aug 2026
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It’s important to date in college, Abed. It’s a time of freedom and exploration. A time when a simple pillow fight […] could turn to a steamy night of unbridled lust.
- Pierce Hawthorne, S1E17 - Physical Education*The aftermath of the pillows and blankets war takes an unexpected turn.
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29 Aug 2026