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- Will Byers/Mike Wheeler
- Will Byers
- Mike Wheeler
- Karen Wheeler
- Internalized Homophobia
- will is gay
- spoiler - Freeform
- i mean it’s kinda obvious
- wills perspective
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Basically snapshots of Mike and Will throughout the seasons, and their growing relationship.
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49 things to do (before telling you’re teammate you’re in love with him) by somebigirl
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
06 Apr 2026
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- Major Character Death
- Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri
- Lando Norris & Oscar Piastri
- Charles Leclerc & Oscar Piastri
- Oscar Piastri & Max Verstappen
- Oscar Piastri & Carlos Sainz Jr
- Oscar Piastri & George Russell
- Oscar Piastri & Daniel Ricciardo
- Lando Norris
- Lando Norris' Family
- Oscar Piastri
- George Russell (Formula 1 RPF)
- Charles Leclerc
- Max Verstappen
- Carlos Sainz Jr
- Alexander Albon
- Andrea Kimi Antonelli
- Bob the dog
- Daniel Ricciardo
- 2025 Formula 1 Season
- Lando Norris Loves Oscar Piastri
- Implied/Referenced Character Death
- Major Character Injury
- Bucket List
- Grief/Mourning
- Oscar Piastri Loves Lando Norris
- Oscar Piastri Needs a Hug
- Oscar Piastri-centric
- Oscar Piastri is Bad at Feelings
Summary
Lando Norris had kept a bucket list since he was a teenager. All the wild and wonderful things he wants to do in life, written down in a scrappy notebook and hidden away.
Unfortunately, he now doesn’t get the chance to finish it. At least Oscar has a chance.
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TRIGGER WARNING:
this fic includes major character death and varying themes of grief and trauma throughout. read at your own risk!
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- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Love Confessions
- Getting Together
- Idiots in Love
- Not Actually Unrequited Love
- Communication
- Light Angst
- angst turned to fluff
- Happy Ending
- Post-Season/Series 02
- First Kiss
- Fluff
- barely any plot
- Fluff Without Plot
- mostly - Freeform
- early s3 or like post s2 pre s3 au
- Ted Lasso's Crush on Trent Crimm
- Trent Crimm's Big Gay Crush on Ted Lasso
- Queer Ted Lasso
- trent is gay but this is from ted's pov so the specifics arent mentioned
Summary
Ted Lasso is fairly certain that Trent doesn't return his feelings. He confesses anyway, more for a sort of closure than anything else.
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- Part 56 of ted lasso snippets :)
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31 Mar 2026
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ted lasso snippets :) by bi-demon-ium (biDEMONium), biDEMONium, thesorrowoflizards (biDEMONium), trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)
Fandom Ted Lasso (TV)
- Mature, Teen And Up Audiences, Explicit, General Audiences, Not Rated
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Multi, M/M, Gen
- Series in Progress
17 Jul 2026
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm & Colin Hughes
- Jamie Tartt/Keeley Jones (past)
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso/Rebecca Welton
- Keeley Jones/Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt
- Michelle Lasso & Ted Lasso
- Michelle Lasso & Trent Crimm
- Roy Kent & Colin Hughes & Trent Crimm
- Trent Crimm & Roy Kent
- Trent Crimm & Original Male Character(s)
- Roy Kent & Ted Lasso
- Coach Beard & Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm & Coach Beard
- Ted Lasso & Coach Beard
- Lloyd & Trent Crimm
- Trent Crimm & Michelle Lasso
- Trent Crimm & Ted Lasso
- could be interpreted as ted/trent/roy/beard if you wanted
- Coach Beard/Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Rebecca Welton & Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Daughter
- Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Parents
- Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
- Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Ex-Wife
- Trent Crimm & Jamie Tartt
- Trent Crimm & The Diamond Dogs
- Trent Crimm & Colin Hughes & Jamie Tartt
- pre ted/trent if you squint reeeeally hard
- Coach Beard & Trent Crimm
- sort of trent/beard but not really bc that's the point.
- mentioned ted/trent
- mentioned beard & ted
- Trent Crimm/Roy Kent/Ted Lasso
- mention of onesided (& possibly pre) Ted/Trent
- Coach Beard/Trent Crimm
- Mentioned Jane/Beard (DEROGATORY)
- Trent Crimm's Daughter & Ted Lasso
- Coach Beard/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm & Coach Beard & Press Room Reporters
- Trent Crimm & Coach Beard & Ted Lasso
- Heavily implied...
- Trent Crimm & Everyone
- Ted Lasso & Colin Hughes; very briefly
- OMC/OMC
- Trent Crimm/Trent Crimm's Ex-Wife
- very vaguely hinted at Ted/Trent at end
- Trent Crimm & Rebecca Welton
- Trent Crimm & Rebecca Welton & Keeley Jones
- Ted Lasso & Everyone
- easier than putting individual tags for all the combos of them w/ keeley&beard&higgins
- &Rebecca sorta
- Roy Kent & Trent Crimm
- Trent Crimm
- Random journalists
- Colin Hughes
- AFC Richmond Players (Ted Lasso)
- Ted Lasso
- Jamie Tartt
- Rebecca Welton
- Keeley Jones
- Roy Kent
- Michelle Lasso
- Rupert Mannion
- Coach Beard
- Original Male Character(s)
- Coach Beard (Ted Lasso)
- OC for plot reasons - Character
- George Cartrick
- The Reporters (Ted Lasso)
- Lloyd (Ted Lasso) (The Reporter Not Nate's Dad)
- Trent Crimm's Daughter
- Trent Crimm's Father
- Trent Crimm's Mother
- Trent Crimm's Ex-Wife
- Will Kitman
- Leslie Higgins
- mentions of everyone else
- Original Characters. for humor's sake
- Ted Lasso (mentioned)
- Nathan Shelley (mentioned)
- literally nameless OCs for plot purposes
- mention of trents ex wife
- Press Room Reporters (Ted Lasso)
- Marcus Adebayo
- Sarah | Sports Journalist (Ted Lasso)
- Lloyd | Sports Journalist (Ted Lasso)
- others mentioned (beard keeley etc)
- Original Characters
- Jamie (mentioned)
- OMCs for plot reasons
- tumblr snippets
- Ficlet Collection
- Cross-Posted on Tumblr
- Truth Liquor/Truth Serum
- Touch-Starved Jamie Tartt
- Dialogue-Only
- sorry these are out of order rip
- Polyamory
- Demi Trent Crimm
- Genderqueer Trent Crimm
- Crack
- ridiculous stupid crack
- Bisexual Ted Lasso
- he/she/they pronouns for trent and more!
- POV Outsider
- Tumblr Prompt
- Identity Reveal
- Kidnapping
- some mildly graphic violence?
- Crack Treated Seriously
- Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers
- Fairy Tales/Fables
- Unrequited Love/Heartbreak
- technically not a sad ending though. you'll see
- Found Family
- trent being a disaster (we love him)
- Pre-Canon
- Outing and Lack Thereof
- Pre-Relationship
- Pining
- Trust
- Selkie AU
- Incomplete Snippet/Scene from an AU
- Time Travel
- Getting Together
- First Kiss
- Shenanigans and Mischief
- Rom Com Moment
- Rom-Communism
- Press Room (Ted Lasso)
- POV Roy Kent
- Enemies to Friends
- Dream Sex (Mentioned)
- Wet Dream
- s1 trent's crush on ted
- ted teasing trent
- Ted Lasso's A Bit Of A Bastard (Affectionate)
- ran out of tag space so cont. in next one
- RAN OUT OF TAG SPACE! SO HERE'S ANOTHER
- Meet-Cute
- sort of. meet-awkward? meet-funny. but also meet-cute
- Fake Relationship
- Ted's Turn To Be A Disaster
- Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
- Pre-Canon/Very Early Season 01
- canon's timeline is a jigsaw puzzle and i've thrown out some pieces and made my own picture
- ft. Trent's Self-Esteem Issues
- Fluff and Humor
- Bit of an abrupt ending
- Homophobia
- Voicemails/Wrong Number
- Swordfighting
- Homoerotic Sword Fights--as they deserve
- Fairy Tales
- Self-Esteem Issues
- Established Relationship
- Early in Canon
- Season/Series 01
- Canon Compliant
- probably
- idk man wrote this one on an impulse
- YET ANOTHER DEEPLY STUPID TIME TRAVEL CRACK SNIPPET
- Kissing
- once again on my 'ted kisses s1 trent stupid' agenda
- bc its funny
- Touch-Starved
- Touch-Starved Ted Lasso
- Touch-Starved Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso Needs a Hug
- Trent Crimm Needs a Hug
- Misunderstandings
- Insecurities
- Neurodivergent Ted Lasso
- Neurodivergent Trent Crimm
- they're so audhd4audhd ngl
- Diamond Dogs
- Fuck/Marry/Kill
- REALLY stupid crack written at like 3-5 am
- Sharing a Bed
- are they HIGH? unclear
- Mutual Pining
- Sexual Confusion
- Hopeful Ending
- Fluff
- Banter
- Tumblr Prompts
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Smut
- Trans Trent Crimm
- trans author LOOOOOVES to project
- Crying During Sex
- in the FUN way!
- Dom/sub
- a little ;)
- Oral Sex
- Bondage
- trent gets a little bondage. as a treat
- all my tags deleted themselves and im FURIOUS
- Ted Lasso is Good at Sex
- Ted Lasso's Canonically Huge Dick
- Multiple Orgasms
- i just think ted eating trent out then railing him thru like
- six orgasms. is what they BOTH deserve
- probably unrealistic but i mean. are you here for the REALISM
- and if so; WHY?
- Vaginal Sex
- Creampie
- Dom Ted Lasso
- Sub Trent Crimm
- LET THAT JOURNALIST GET RAWED!
- weirdly im embarassed about this. but like. bro. ive posted WAY worse than this
- why NOW brain? whats up with that.
- Double Penetration in Two Holes
- Threesome - M/M/M
- mention of breeding kink
- Abrupt Ending
- Symbrock/Venom AU
- UH OH SISTERS ITS THE DEEPLY EMBARASSING CRACK VENOM AU
- Consentacles
- Elevator Sex
- Semi-Public Sex
- Clothed Sex
- technically
- is it sex toys under clothes if the sex toy is a sentient being and not a toy
- Double Penetration
- plot kool aid mans through the wall at one point but we get back to the porn dw
- uhhh mentions of suicidal ideation of sorts? damn
- i promise there's mostly tentacle porn
- Body Worship
- oh trent. you need a hug and also consentacles railing
- Praise Kink
- Triple Penetration
- I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
- Overstimulation
- Wet & Messy
- extremely vague symbiote biology. just roll with it
- Tentacle Sex
- Yep!
- Tentacuddles As Well
- Desperation
- Intercrural Sex
- Thighs!!!!!!
- Teasing
- ted loves his pet names
- Desk Sex
- bit of a size kink ya got there trent
- this is kind of cracky tbh but i ran with it
- based off a tumblr post
- Orgasm Delay
- bit of denial it's nice and fun. probably under-negotiated but they're loving it
- ANOTHER ONE LADS
- Magic Made Them Do It
- kiss not sex. this time.
- crack treated seriously?
- rebecca's evil era lgkhjh
- Autistic Trent Crimm
- ah the audhd urge to Bite.
- mentioned Roy/Keeley/Jamie
- biting as a love language
- ambigiously post-canon fix it
- Friends with Benefits
- Didn't Know They Were Dating
- Miscommunication/Not Enough Communication
- but they work it out
- Trent Crimm When Will You Learn People Can Love You You Fool
- hes also demi but shh he hasnt figured that out yet
- Mild Sexual Content
- Post-Coital Cuddling
- Enemies to Friends to Lovers
- no flower math was done in the making of this chapter
- Not Actually Unrequited Love
- Oblivious Trent Crimm
- Trent Crimm Deserves Nice Things
- and roy wants to give him said nice things.
- i am once again saying audhd trent for ljfe
- honestly he and ted r so audhd4audhd
- more crack. more more crack
- dang this chapter is almost jamie centric
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- idk how timelines work and idc to learn
- Jamie Tartt Needs a Hug
- Oblivious Ted Lasso
- continued dramatic irony of ted not knowing rebecca's wohle thing yet
- oops! gay for that reporter
- Seahorse Pregnancy
- Social Media
- Pregnant Trent Crimm
- unrealistic response to weird social media shenanigans probably
- YET ANOTHER TIME TRAVEL SNIPPET LADS. also finally ran out of tags again
- now with the added update of BY accident instead of ON accident. woah. this was SO necessary. wow.
- Fluff Without Plot
- Comfort No Hurt
- extremely very Light Angst but it's all in the past
- And He Goddamn Well Gets One
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Love
- Safety/Trust
- Short & Sweet
- Short One Shot
- i'd put this in snippets collection jail but the last one just ran out of slots
- and it doesn't seem worth starting another one yet
- Comfort
- i THINK G is a fine rating but if you think i should make it T go ahead and say
- No Plot/Plotless
- Sleepy Cuddles
- Snippets
- One Shot Collection
- mention of pregnancy/some kink
- Minor Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt
- Naked/Barely Dressed Cuddling
- Literal Sleeping Together
- Domestic Fluff
- Soft Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Non-Sexual Intimacy
- mention of self-esteem issues/body image issues
- Introspection
- unedited schmoop and fluff
- ending kinda abrupt (ch3)
- Seven Minutes In Heaven Game
- sort of ambiguous ending but it's really a lot more hopeful/implied happy
- Morose Drinking
- Pre-Friendship
- beard and ted are autistic besties
- both them and trent are just. audhd kings.
- crimmlet mention!
- hints at some mutual pining/developing crushes
- snippet 8 is canon compliant technically!
- Never Have I Ever
- Drunken Shenanigans
- Drunken Kissing
- Idiots in Love
- Feelings Realization
- speedrunning a sexuality crisis
- Vulnerability
- Cuddling
- abrupt beginning
- Trent's Disastrous Gay Crush on Ted Lasso
- Early Series/Season 03
- Gay Disaster Trent Crimm
- Dancing
- Ballroom Dancing
- author did little to no research on waltzes/ballroom dancing beforehand
- we're going off vibes babey!!!
- Flirting
- Trent Crimm and Ted Lasso's Car Park Chats
- Not Actually Unrequited Feelings
- Ill-Advised Hook-Up Attempt. Failed
- impulse write. did not fact check shit. vibes babeyy
- Hurt Ted Lasso
- trent could use one too tbh
- Divorce
- Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
- Fluffy but abrupt and a little ambiguous ending
- Rope Bondage
- Nipple Clamps
- Bells
- Blindfolds
- Gentle Dom Ted Lasso
- Panties
- Trent Crimm in Panties
- Ted Lasso and Trent Crimm are in Love
- Vaginal Fingering
- Snippet
- Impulse Write. IDK Man
- Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation
- Aftercare
- Nipple Play
- Trust/Safety/Love
- Trust Kink
- that's a tag??????
- i'm into it.
- lowkey :)
- Trent gets spoiled
- off-screen kink negogiation
- Hickeys
- probably unrealistic sex. dont use fic as a guide bls
- a bit of felching? like licking up the cum
- trent with nipple clamps that have bells on them :)
- more PLAYING with pussies!!! touch them!!! be a little rougher!!!
- obviously this is person to person but i promise cunts aren't delicate little flowers
- pinch and tease and suck more!!
- Hand Jobs
- the joy and vulnerability of feeling helpless with ur partner
- ending sucks but it's fine
- god i wish that were a bj pun
- written in two way too long sittings and if i dont post it now i never will so HERE GOES
- they are in love.
- impulse write. i have no fucking idea
- Episode: s02e12 Inverting the Pyramid of Success
- sort of an episode tag but not really at all also.
- Dark Ted Lasso
- but again also not really.
- Nightmares
- Dreams and Nightmares
- hence previous
- Hurt/Comfort
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- Implied Past Child Abuse
- Self-Worth Issues
- authors tummy hurt while finishing this :(
- Heavy Angst
- Author Is Sleep Deprived
- my tummy huuuurts
- Pet Names
- Angst
- Tags Contain Spoilers
- Crying
- Post-Episode: s01e03 Trent Crimm: The Independent
- Apologies
- Missing Scene
- ambiguous timeline
- trent's definitely developed an unfortunate little crush by now
- but a) it's still pretty little b) ted has absolutely no idea
- so it's barely relevant here
- Pre-Relationship. if you squint and tilt your head
- you can also not read it that way if you like
- Canon-Typical Conversations in Car Parks
- long author's note. sorry not sorry
- Sexuality Crisis
- Crack Treated Seriously. I Think
- Humor
- Light-Hearted
- Queer Ted Lasso
- Queer Trent Crimm
- he's also trans but that's not relevant or mentioned here. i just want you to know
- Coming Out
- but for comedic purposes
- Post-Canon
- Hurt Trent Crimm
- Emotionally Hurt Trent Crimm
- from here on out - Freeform
- Kinda
- trent.... kinda spirals a bit
- also kind of s1
- on account of the time travel
- Anxiety Attacks
- Trent Crimm's Horribly Low Self-Esteem
- it was getting better but this did not help.
- Trent Crimm Gets a Hug
- POV Trent Crimm
- Fluffy Ending
- feels like this could be more hence snippets jail adjacent
- Happy Ending
- Couch Cuddles
- Shirtless cuddling
- i find thunderstorms intensely soothing
- Light Angst
- more in implication than anything. in ch2
- ted too i think
- impulse write. it's thunderin outside
- Thunderstorms
- Originally Posted on Tumblr
- Comfort little hurt
- like it's
- in vibes but technically there was a little hurt entirely offscreen
- trent had a bad day
- Showers
- Hugs
- Romantic Fluff
- Ted Lasso is a Good Boyfriend
- No Smut
- Sweet
- Sweet Ted Lasso
- they're in love!!
- or without much plot anyway
- Tumblr Ask Box Fic
- True Love's Kiss
- Sleeping Curse
- Sleeping Beauty Elements
- Fairy Tale Elements
- Self-Indulgent
- Trent Crimm's Self-Esteem Issues
- ted could also use a hug and gets one but that's less the focus
- Fairy Tale Curses
- no context really
- no editing/beta we die like funny reference
- Fake/Pretend Relationship
- ambigiously a university au or something but i didn't really get into it
- Denial of Feelings
- Making Out
- There Was Only One Bed
- Misunderstandings (mild)
- absolutely no context or explanation is given
- POV Ted Lasso
- Insecurity
- Reassurance
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- these are basically three unfinished little snippets
- Rough Kissing
- Heavy Petting
- Manhandling
- Hair-pulling
- Light Dom/sub
- Rough Sex
- Emotional Comfort Very Little Hurt
- Communication
- sex isn't the biggest focus but it's explicit enough to warrant the E for sure
- hmmm not my best work but in my defense im dying (of cramps)
- Unresolved... somethin Tension
- maybe it's just unresolved tension period. idk man
- i just think toxic pre-canon roytrent sex is really funny. and sad
- Homophobic Language (used in inner monologue to self)
- Blow Jobs
- Rough Oral Sex
- ltitle bit of a humiliation kink you got there bud?
- a liiiiittle bit of choking
- Deepthroating
- unrealistic first blowjob but who cares
- roy kent simply has a reality-bending forcefield around him
- that makes blowjobs easier through sheer force of hotness and willpower
- i really saw 'rough kiss' as a prompt and said 'so they tug on trent's hair?'
- i think this is like.
- not that long before canon
- so they're about the same age as in s1
- Under-negotiated Kink
- Lack of Communication
- they do NOT talk about boundaries
- like no one actually gets hurt but jeeez.
- Hate Sex
- well roy hates trent. trent doesnt actually hate roy
- but he does hate himself does that count?
- Trans Male Character
- lack of aftercare
- Masturbation
- Dom Roy Kent
- Affection
- or very little only implied past hurt
- ohhhh idk how good this is tbh.
- very mild sexual content
- two idiots nearly fuck in a booth at a bar
- but settle for tipsy making out
- trent's trans btw and there's ntohing u can do about it
- Enemies to Friends to Lovers but this is literally ujst the friends to lovers part
- man am i predictable
- trent likes being manhandled the slut <3
- Reunions
- Cute Ending
- third person dont you worry
- Morning Cuddles
- Morning Kisses
- Lazy Mornings
- mentioned henry and crimmlet
- Mentioned Roy - Freeform
- Forehead Kisses
- Sleepy Kisses
- kisses!!!!!
- Implied Sexual Content
- trent's trans btw and there's nothing u can do about it
- not super relevant here but he is nonetheless trans
- ive got so many of these prompts left bro
- i was like 'one more' and like five came in
- i wanna put an emoji here but ao3 tags fuck em up sometimes
- Fade to Black
- no actual onscreen sex but they get so close and get started
- so like. feels like i kinda have to do E
- barely any plot
- Morning Sex
- Probably unrealistic but who cares
- dont come at me about it i stg
- Birthday Sex
- yet another impulse one-sitting write
- Fantasy AU
- Plot Implied Outside This Scene But Not Explored
- Presumed Dead
- trent gets to be a damsel in distress. as a treat
- Your Princess is in Another Castle
- Bittersweet
- Grief
- Rage
- knight Roy Kent
- several mentions of character death but none happens
- mentioned reunion sex lol
- this feels maybe ooc but we're gonna shush about this.
- it's a fantasy au let me have this
- Eventual Happy Ending
- IM SORRY ASH IDK WHAT THIS IS OR HOW MUCH SENSE IT MAKES
- Platonic Kissing
- but it's like. actually fake and stays fake
- Friends to. Uh. Friends
- those demi vibes for both of them . just a little. as a treat
- Kinda Crack
- Beard-typical Shenanigans
- what's going on? well! i refuse to elaborate.
- Mentioned: previous Ted & Beard shenanigans
- Mentioned: Trent's big gay crush on Ted
- trent is just as weird as beard but in another direction
- very funny to have three people
- and ONLY the non romantic pair DOESNT do a fake relationship at some point
- for now.
- Attempt at Humor
- anyway im really going for 'despite them being Like That
- they are genuinely actually platonic. and that's funny
- but sweet'
- Silly
- just realized i tried to type non platonic and romantic at the same time
- and got 'non romantic'. not what i meant
- Gentle Kissing
- Kissing All Over
- justpure porn tbh
- i just think trent deserves to be sandwiched between two men
- Ted Lasso's Canonically Big Dick
- Roy Kent's Canonically Not Actually Curved But Feels Like It Is Dick
- AuDHD Trent for the fucking win
- em dash abuse as always
- once more i present to you: hastily written porn
- no editing or beta we die like funny reference
- Wedding Fluff
- Weddings
- Engaged Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm
- Trent Crimm Has Anxiety
- Ted Lasso Has Anxiety
- Marriage: you share everything
- true of most of my fics but especially true of these snippets
- The Article(TM)
- and he's biased obviously
- trent writing about mens mental health and how stigmatized it is
- and thinking about how nate isnt a monster
- and ted deserves to be flawed and etc:
- yueah but not me though. im like evil
- Character Study
- idk about this one chief but if you dont like it dont tell me
- or i'll. cry <3
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- Disassociation. At Least a Bit
- written all in one sitting so shhhhhh
- Episode Tag
- Trent Crimm's Big Gay Crush on Ted Lasso
- Gay Trent Crimm
- Emotional Hurt
- Ethical Dilemmas
- Self-Indulgent Metaphors and Similies
- trent making mental lists neurodivergently
- Fluff With Very Little Plot
- Scarves
- Vaguely S3/Post-Canon Fix-It World
- dealer's choice just know trent and ted are both at nelson road
- if you saw the tenses change no you dont
- ending a little abruptly bc im being forced to go cook lmao
- sort of getting together & first kiss but only a little bit at the end
- Cold Weather
- Gifts
- no editing or beta wrote this all in one sitting for fun
- bci thought of it while half asleep and thought it was cute. so.
- bone apple teeth etc
- oh Trent
- sequel to a fic
- alternate POV of another fic
- they hug each other :)
- Divorce (Past and not TedTrent obviously)
- idiots to lovers
- Ted Lasso is Good at Cunnilingus
- Ted Lasso: Pussy Eating Champion
- oh you fucking betcha
- Size Kink
- ted lasso is a service top and gentle dom and i'll die on this hill
- more service top in this one but the light dom/sub vibes are there
- Bottom Trent Crimm
- Top Ted Lasso
- ted is ruining this man for life (sexually)
- don't worry he likes it
- Crying During Sex (Hot)
- Sexuality Crisis (a little bit)
- ted having the hottest sex of his entire life
- and still not realizing he may not be straight
- for like a day afterwards
- Frotting I think
- Begging
- Trent Crimm is Noisy in Bed
- Trent Crimm is a Screamer
- LET HIM BE LOUD!!!!
- mostly the second one
- they both get a little desperate and horny
- Ted Lasso Talks During Sex
- Dorks in Love
- this whole thing feels a little disconnected
- from each other adn the original fic
- but it's FINE bc it's HOT
- Massage
- ted gives trent a little massage. that's it.
- technically hurt/comfort but it's mostly comfort
- and the hurt is literal 'back hurty'
- author did no research on massage and will not apologize for this
- we are vibes based in this house babey!
- AUTHORS BACK HURTS!
- Implied/Referenced Sex
- not now. but like. it's mentioned
- insanely cute and fluffy
- no beta or editing we die like funny reference
- Forgiveness
- Anxiety
- Mention of Panic Attacks
- vaguely s3/post-canon fix-it however you want to think of it
- a friend once described panic attacks vs anxiety attacks
- being 'TIGER IN THE ROOM WITH ME!!!' vs 'there...might be tigers around here....'
- when i told them i felt like tigers were chasing me even though
- there were demonstrably no tigers
- i love anxiety attacks. /sarcasm.
- Dialogue Heavy
- Phone Calls & Telephones
- Trent Crimm and Ted Lasso are Lowkey in Love
- vague allusions to Ted's Tragic Backstory but nothing direct
- all hail gert king of reusing a bunch of words bc he loves them
- Past Abuse
- Sweet Trent Crimm
- impulse oneshot idk where this came from
- Flings/Hook-Ups
- Trent/Beard aren't endgame probably but one day
- they will be very very good friends
- trent's crush on ted haunts the narrative
- Jane/Beard are on and off and jane is definitely abusive
- One Night Stands
- after the not-so-literal sleeping together offscreen
- trent is still trans btw but it barely comes up
- Ambiguous/Open Ending
- like it's sweet but the future is unclear
- this is basically canon compliant but i didn't think about like
- timelines or anything so
- Past Abusive Relationship. and unfortunately future probably also
- but neither are trent
- and both are jane
- we hate jane and janebeard in this house btw
- Willis Beard Needs a Hug
- and gets a hug
- one could certainly read this as future beardtrentted tbh
- Sexual Content
- Riding
- idk what this is another impulse one-sitting no-editing write
- Whump
- Buried Alive
- Rescue
- claustrophobic spaces
- Assumptions
- Trent Crimm Whump
- LETS MAKE IT A TAG‚ BOYS!
- author's been watching too many crime shows
- and also wants to beat up his blorbo
- im gonna be real vague on the actual like
- crime/mystery side of things though.
- who cares about all that what matters is:
- we're beating trent up. and then giving him tlc after
- cop show adjacent im so sorry it's just for plot reasons
- extremely handwavey bullshit worldbuilding btw
- you know when there's a mystery of the week show with
- some special little guy who usually works with the cops
- or instead of them? yeah ted's the special little guy
- what is he a forensics guy or a profiler or what? no idea.
- Use your imagination
- theyre intense about each other
- Relief
- Hurt/Comfort really heavy on both hurt and comfort tbh
- Vulnerablity
- kidnapping/buried alive really a big theme here cannot emphasize enough
- ALL WRITTEN IN ONE SITTING THREE CHEERS FOR INSOMNIA
- HIP HIP! HOORAY
- vaguely a Crime Show AU
- Major - Freeform
- trent gets utterly ravished as he deserves
- Dress Up
- Coming in Pants
- Generic 'They're at a Gala or Some Shit' Trope
- Messy
- up to you how semi
- Ted Lasso Being a Tease
- and trent's a slut for it as always bless him
- partially
- very mild humiliation kink
- Facials
- Dom/sub Undertones
- pretty boy trent :)
- sometimes a middle aged father is a pretty boy
- NO EDITING OR BETA WE WRITE IN ONE SITTING AND DIE LIKE MEN
- as always
- did i mention just a teeeensy bit of cockwarming?
- they're both lowkey touch-starved af tho
- also they're both audhd i stg
- Ted Lasso has ADHD
- they both do i stg
- this is not the most well written but i need some plotless fluff ok??!
- didnt edit or beta this at all lmao
- I am having. a Bad Day.
- so i am writing this. not checking ANYTHING
- and then GOING TO BED.
- nothing's confirmed but like the VIBES.
- i guess a litttttle bitter sweet but like. idk this is light hearted
- Ambiguously Pre-Season 2 Finale
- trent's still a journalist is what i'm saying
- Embarrassment
- Mpreg (Transgender ✨)
- Trans Mpreg | Trans Male Pregnancy
- that's a TAG??? YIPPEE
- no actual mpreg is happening in the present but it's like
- kind of a theme
- Crack. Did I Mention Crack?
- in media res beginning. who needs context?
- im in a writing mood everyone (anxious)
- (Not Actually) (Not That He Knows That) One-Sided Crush
- accidentally saying weird gay shit to the guy you have a big gay crush on
- Heteronormativity
- Trent's (Now Divorced) Marriage to a Woman
- oops i made trent demi/grayace again
- trent may or may not have a breedin g kink. ted too
- but thwy are NOT exploring that. (.....Yet.)
- Fantasizing
- he thinks his crush is unrequited
- Breeding Kink
- Pregnancy Kink
- Creampies
- you could interpret that last bit as pet/puppy play but it wasnt intended
- do the vaginal sex and creampie tags count if it's just in the fantasy?
- Coda/Tag to My Own Other Fic. Yippee!
- anyway. WOE. YET ANOTHER IMPULSE WRITE BE UPON YE
- Author is Fueled by Anxiety
- Clubbing
- Trent all dressed up and pretty
- originally was going for a smalelr work
- but it went over the limit so now im positng it here instead
- but it's still pretty short esp by my standards
- Get Together
- impulse write lol
- Hook-Up
- turned... can it be called a meet cute if theyve already met
- this snippet is from The Archives (never published it)
- (but lbr im not adding anything to this)
- (so here it is)
- i promise they talked about this offscreen
- Fluff and Smut
- No Angst
- sorry. ALMOST no dialogue
- PILLOW PRINCESS TRENT CRIMM! YIPPEE!
- ted loves eating trent out sloppy style
- which WAS the main focus of the fic but then i also got on
- ted fucking him sloppy style too
- it ends as it began: abruptly because whatever
- this is barely coherent probably. YIPPEE IMPULSE WRITE. AGAIN
- Sleep Paralysis
- originally supposed to be a ficlet lol
- Good Boyfriend Ted Lasso
- in the 'present' which is more than half the fic so
- i jsut wanted to emotionally beat trent up a bit
- Edging
- Orgasm Control/Delay
- Touching
- Porn with Feelings
- a bit of tit worship too :)
- look. guys like having their tits played with too
- some trans guys included!
- first 'i love you's
- cum kink
- so funny that these are all tags
- probably unrealistic sex but like
- this is fanfiction‚ son. we have unrealistic old man sex here
- YIPPEE! ANOTHER IMPULSE WRITE! I WILL NEVER BE STOPPED
- Crack Treated Serious;y
- contrived scenario to make the cute plot thing happen
- ambiguously early seasons/season 1?
- timeline? i dont know her.
- Ridiculous
- this is. ridiculous
- Ted Lasso is Surprisingly Strong
- Damsel Trent Crimm
- Much to his chagrin
- Building Collapse
- and i am extremely vague about what's going on with that.
- this is not that angsty tho
- i mean it's a little angst
- but it's mostly silly i SWEAR
- ...ok so it's becoming a little more whumpy as i go
- but i promise it's still mostly sweet
- also. sweet and also whump.
- cannot emphasize enough this is bullshit
- im srs this really barely holds together
- i just really wanna see ted scoop trent up in his arms. in like. s1
- not beta'd or edited we die like funny reference
- ...the typo in the like first tag 😭
- Bit messy
- Anal Sex
- was gonna be just anal but i had an idea and. things happened idk
- Shameless Smut
- bit of sexual overstimulation
- abrupt beginning and abrupt end. yippee!
- trent lowkey has a breeding kink/creampie kink
- but he is not thinkin about that rn
- (and it's barely mentioned and ted wears a condom for that part)
- ....trent's breeding kink haunts the narrative? hm. i think i need sleep
- Established but relatively new relationship
- Trent Crimm is Noisy as Hell During Sex
- lowkey..
- gentle dom ted. bc he IS
- ted likes to make trent spell out exactly what he wants :)
- audhd4audhd tedtrent 4ever but in this case manifests as trent just.
- LOVING being crushed. pressure. mmm
- among other things
- Ficlet
- Missionary Sex
- so many orgasms
- Messy & Wet (NOT WAM)
- ted's a lil sweaty and trent likes it
- Size Kink?
- a little bit of dacryphilia
- Unrealistic Sex
- Vibrators
- sloppy sex
- Sexual Overstimulation
- Teasing/Dirty Talk
- author wrote this instead of sleeping
- And All In One Sitting
- no beta we die like funny reference
- Fluff and Romance and Smut
- sometimes you just wanna write some plotless smutty fluff
- he's a yapper
- Impulse Write!
- written in one sitting at like 3-5 am lmao
- Gettin Tipsy And Kissin
- Warm
- typical post-canon fix-it world lol
- couch makeout
- mild angst (with a happy ending!)
- No Actual Character Death!!!
- Thinking You're Gonna Die
- end of the world sex
- We're Gonna Die Sex
- Love Confessions
- POV Alternating
- vaguely a star trek/spaceship au
- based on those two episodes of tng and sgu
- i am EXTREMELY vague about the ship-ending emergency
- Getting Caught Post-Coital Cuddling
- the sex is somewhat explicit but this isnt porn
- implied but not stated trans trent
- the most impulse of impulse writes
- i need to get to bed so bad
- Febuwhump 2026
- Febuwhump
- environmental whump
- Heat/Hyperthermia
- Exposure
- Wingfic
- Magic/Fantasy
- Chains
- Torture
- Cuts/Carving
- Graphic Violence/Torture
- Burns
- Caretaker Forced to Hurt in Order to Help
- Caretaker Ted Lasso
- Whumpee/Caretaker - Freeform
- No smut/sex
- idk what this is im ngl
- nothing about this whump is medically viable btw
- it is all entirely vibes-based
- Trope Subversion. Sort Of?
- There's Only... TWO Beds? Huh? But there's two of us...
- How are we supposed to fanfic trope now?
- Oh. Oh so you're gonna--okay
- Pining Trent Crimm
- Some Humor
- Bittersweet Ending
- with an implied future happy ending in the notes!!!
- Comfort/Angst
- playing with hair
- References to ABBA
- References to the Beatles
- Press Conferences
- deeply stupid
- i wrote most of this ages ago im ngl
- Trent Crimm is No Longer a Sports Reporter
- Season/Series 03
- i guess?
- Alternate Universe - Crack
- Fluff and Crack
- also unrelated but take all the abba/beatles opinions
- with a grain of salt
- i just said whatever im ngl
- Richmond is Chaotic
- Alternate Universe - Beauty and the Beast Fusion
- Beauty and the Beast Elements
- Beast Trent & Beauty Ted
- i have a wip of the reverse somewhere too
- Dehumanization
- Self-Dehumanization
- Using It/Its pronouns for dehumanization reasons
- Snowed In
- vague backstory
- Fairy Tale Prince Ted Lasso
- well not actually a prince but you know. the vibe.
- Skin Hunger
- Past Isolation
- i guess they dont have kids in this one
- which. oops
- mention of suicidal thoughts
- Curse Breaking
- Angst and Feels
- angst turned to fluff
- Post-Season/Series 02
- mostly - Freeform
- early s3 or like post s2 pre s3 au
- Ted Lasso's Crush on Trent Crimm
- trent is gay but this is from ted's pov so the specifics arent mentioned
- Miscommunication
- Colleagues (Affectionate) to Fuckbuddies to Colleagues (Angry) to Lovers
- Ted Lasso is a mess
- Trent Crimm is a Mess
- messy relationships
- Breaking Up & Making Up
- ted gets a little mean but he's heartbroken
- and also the misunderstnding is ROUGH
- very vague references to teds backstory
- Getting Back Together
- Brief Mentioned Sexual Content
- Fuckbuddies
- no one's in the wrong/everyone's in the wrong
- disastrous miscommunication
- Fic based on a tweet
- Married Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm
- Future Fic
- Older Tedependent
- Roadtrip
- Road Trips
- presumably they're retired or something
- the kids in university! etc
- Domestic Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso Loves Trent Crimm
- Trent Crimm Loves Ted Lasso
- Plotless Fluff
- fanfic of a fanfic
- Alternate 'Reveal'
- Chatting & Messaging
- chatfic
- Epistolary
- Secret Identity
- Pre Getting Together
- Texting
- Texting Fic
- Could be implied background Colin/Jamie if you want and squint
- or could not be
- this one is really stupid i just had to write it man
- when i say pre-getting together it's like REALLY just barely pre
- Stupid Stupid Crack
- Engaged Tedependent
- my first crack at actully finishing a pov outsider snippet
- it could be better but it could also be unfinished so.
- Lesbian Lara Crimm
- Friendship
- Amicable Break-Up
- posting old snippets
- POV Rebecca Welton
- girl talk
- Comedy
- lowkey hinted at Rebecca/Keeley
- old snippets being posted!!
- time loops
- Stylistic Choices are Made
- Time Loop
- Mentions of past child abuse
- Mentions of Canonical Past Suicide (Ted's Dad)
- Experimental Style
- everything but like one bit all written at once unedited
- so forgive me if it's . hmmm. like that
- Sort of? - Freeform
- old snippets to be posted! yay! more!
- Whammy. Magic Whammy
- Dubcon Kissing due to magic whammy
- Crushes
- awkward crushes
- Professionally Inapproriate Yet Requited Crushes
- Eventual Relationships
- avoidance of communication
- Car Make-Out
- Desk Make-Out
- Narrowly Avoided Office Sex
- Post-Canon Fix-It
- or ig post s3 fix it now
- i wrote almsot all of this literlly like a year or two ago
- idk if any of this is good tbh
- Ted Lasso Comes Back to London
- Ted Lasso's Emotional Avoidance Issues
- ted and michelle are Lovers to Friends
- this should get a second chapter. but it probably wont
- Ted Lasso Has Issues
- trent also needs a hug but it's not majorly the focus
- since this is more ted centric
- Ted Lasso-centric
Summary
For all my Ted Lasso snippets. Honestly, "tumblr" snippets is no longer accurate, I just sort of throw in all the things that are either too short/too unfinished/too I Ain't Too Sure About This One Chief But It Also Ain't Cooperatin'
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countdown, baby! by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium) for murdockphobic
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
18 Aug 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Coach Beard & Ted Lasso
- Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Coach Beard (Ted Lasso)
- Sexuality Crisis
- speedrunning a sexuality crisis
- Feelings Realization
- Getting Together
- Crack Treated Seriously. I Think
- Humor
- Light-Hearted
- Queer Ted Lasso
- Queer Trent Crimm
- he's also trans but that's not relevant or mentioned here. i just want you to know
- Coming Out
- Fluff and Humor
- Abrupt Ending
- but for comedic purposes
Summary
Ted's sexuality crisis is very normal, fast, and calm.
Series
- Part 11 of ted lasso snippets :)
Bookmarked by avocado1sh
25 May 2026
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Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Domestic Fluff
- Fluff
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Couch Cuddles
- Sleepy Cuddles
- Fluff Without Plot
- Comfort No Hurt
- they're both lowkey touch-starved af tho
- also they're both audhd i stg
- Ted Lasso has ADHD
- they both do i stg
- Established Relationship
- Short & Sweet
- Short One Shot
- Safety/Trust
- Snippet
- No Plot/Plotless
- this is not the most well written but i need some plotless fluff ok??!
- didnt edit or beta this at all lmao
Summary
The best way for Ted to relax is to have Trent fall asleep half on top of him.
Series
- Part 4 of cotton candy ficlets [unconnected]
- Part 36 of ted lasso snippets :)
Bookmarked by avocado1sh
26 May 2026