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These Violent Delights by baitswitch, strandsofsaturn
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2026
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Two Hogwarts Houses, both alike in dignity
In fair Scotland, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where magic blood makes magic hands unclean.The strife of war-torn star-cross'd lovers
Is now the traffic of our AO3 page;
The which, if you with patient eyes attend,
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Bite Now, Play Later by baitswitch, Landbeorht for augustaoctavia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Aug 2026
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He was cornered, wild, and wandless—it would take a wolf to tame him.
OR Remus finds Sirius and brings him the wand he so badly needs.
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“Going to hit me, Granger?”
She huffed and pulled away, straightening up and brushing her shaking hand down the front of her white robes.
“Wouldn’t be the first time.”
Granger ignored him and walked back to her desk, a resolute expression on her face.
“What if I say please?”
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DRACO MALFOY IS DIRECTIONLESS, unless crashing and burning qualifies as moving in a direction. He’s perfectly content to piss away his time in pubs and dark alleys until his debauchery becomes too public. Wizengamot-mandated therapy is the last stop before Azkaban. If imbibing is off the table, terrorising his Healer might be the next best thing.
HERMIONE GRANGER IS NO LONGER AT THE TOP OF HER CLASS, and truth be told, it rankles. Proving the validity of her experimental research will finally allow her to move forward. And she’ll be damned if she lets a certain blond-haired ponce hold her back from the success of this study.
This is a story of redemption and forgiveness, with a good deal of pining, prose, and wanking along the way.
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[art] want is a weed by baitscribble (baitswitch) for goldrushrenegade
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jun 2025
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Gods, how she wishes she was a girl instead of a cat. That he was affectionate towards her like this while knowing it was her, was affectionate like this because it was her. She wants more than him holding her hand procedurally to cast a healing charm. More than glimpses of his naked body as he gets dressed.
To be a girl, lying next to him while he read. The want is rooted in her chest, perhaps has been for a long time now, and is flaring now under the direct heat of his touch. Like a weed that flourishes despite only catching glimpses of sunshine; his eyes lighting up at the sight of her, soft touches of affection, murmured words for just the two of them—there you are, sweetheart.
At first, his attention was enough. But no matter how much sunshine she gets, she only wants him more; a greedy, invasive ivy, climbing and twisting around him until they’re inextricably bound. The fruit it bears is poisonous, of course.
From a girl; a cat; a tragedy, ch. 16: want is a weed, by goldrushrenegade
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As Remus Lupin has growing concerns about his son, Dr. Astoria Greengrass is there to ease his worries.
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A Gardener’s Seeds by beckysbooktok for alixfelicis
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Aug 2026
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A marriage law comes into play as they finish their eighth year. Pansy is irritated to say the least.
The night of the Hunt, she is matched with Neville, a man who is a perfect fit.
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23 Aug 2026
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Twelve years after the war, a Brazilian artefacts inspector is seconded to the British DMLE and finds his liaison sheet lists Draco Malfoy under partner. Six months of Thursday nights at a Kentish Town pub, trying to work out how a country he was told the story of ended up with this table in it. Nobody gives him the same answer twice.
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21 Aug 2026
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"So, Sirius. Who's gonna be the lucky boy tonight, do you reckon? You know, Fabian was asking about you after last week. I told him you're not keen on repeats."
"Wow, Cas, you make him sound like such a slag!" Lily cackled from her corner of the couch.
"Well, if the shoe fits," Marlene muttered.
Sirius looked to James for help, who sat up immediately, rising to the occasion, as always. "He's not a slag, he's just an empty hole that needs to be filled."
"James!" Lily smacked him upside the head.
"What? That's what he said!"
Feeling the striking need to correct the record, Sirius spoke up. "That's not exactly how I said that, Jamie, but thanks for baring my soul to the entire room."
"Sorry, Pads," James said softly, looking duly chastised.
"What I actually said was my heart had an empty hole and no one could possibly fill it except—"
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Bookmarked by baitswitch
17 Aug 2026
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I will go to secret gardens in my mind by definitelynotmalfoyesque (malfoyesque)
Fandoms: Internet & Social Media (Anthropomorphic)
17 Aug 2026
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Wattpad is wounded, and appears at the gates.
The Archive was already waiting.Bookmarked by baitswitch
16 Aug 2026
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The Secrets of Her Beaded Bag by MaybeTomorrowSatan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Oct 2025
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Draco Malfoy gets caught with his fingers in Hermione Granger's beaded bag and, as punishment by the witch, is sucked down into its depths to serve an annoyingly appropriate sentence for his crime.
Luckily, there’s plenty of food down here, lots of books to read, and a jarred beetle to keep him company. As he plots his escape from her personal treasure chest, he wonders about Hermione Granger and begins his investigation into exactly what kind of witch she is, starting with all this Muggle stuff...
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14 Aug 2026