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Vanilla Extracting by bearyprofessional
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types, Mouthwashing (Video Game)
06 Feb 2026
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Blood.
Red smeared across walls, on the floor, and around a body that looked like—
No. He…
Tord.
Tom froze. His hands still on the metal, chest tight, stomach twisting.
Tord. Not moving. Not speaking. Just… there. Half-lit by the red emergency glow, limbs bent at angles that shouldn’t exist.
Two months after a devastating crash, survival becomes as much about the people aboard the ship as the food and medicine. Old grudges, fragile trust, and unspoken feelings collide as Tom, Tord, Matt, and Edd navigate a world that’s broken—just like them.
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Coffee, with Cream & Sugar by bearyprofessional
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
20 Jan 2026
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“Oh! You can see me?” the man exclaimed, pointing at his face as if it were the most shocking revelation in the world.
“Yes, I can… see you,” he retorted in his usual deadpan.
“You can see me? Great. Means I won’t have to haunt you or anything.” he muttered, like Kusuo couldn’t hear the last part.
“Also, I’m your official Cupid. Yeah. Your love life is my business now. Lucky you!”Saiki Kusuo doesn’t do love.
Toritsuka Reita has been assigned to change that.
Through awkward moments, shared routines, and accidental honesty, they're learning something neither of them expected: love isn't always dramatic. Sometimes, all you need is coffee–with cream and sugar. -
the fight hasn’t started, but he’s already victorious by bearyprofessional
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
29 Dec 2025
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– I will rip out each and every one of your bones, and use them as a toothpick.
Surprisingly enough, the threat isn’t aimed towards Yuuji. For once.
Unfortunately, Gojo isn’t as lucky. He’s been the source of Sukuna’s daily frustration today.
Better him than Yuuji.
Yuuji wants a (relatively) normal life. Sukuna wants to be a pain in the ass. Chaos ensues.
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- Part 1 of velvet bite | sukuita
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A work formerly known as "Policeman", though I felt this name fit the story better.
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A world where policemen rule justice, and The Red Leader rules an army.He could have brought his whole army for all we know. Tom rubbed his neck.
“E-excuse me, sir?”
“Yes?” Tom said, turning to the officer.
“There are finger marks on your neck,” He pointed.
That bastard. He left marks.Tom cleared his throat and looked the other way. “You shouldn’t worry about it. Regroup with the other squads and see if they’ve found anything of use.” The other officer nodded and left Barnes & Nobles, leaving Tom alone in the messy store.
He winced as he touched the finger marks, realizing just how strong his opponent is; well, more like was. The Red Leader - no, Tord - could most likely break a metal water bottle with his bare hands if he tried.
If he had studied in making his grip stronger rather than training with a gun, who knows how powerful he could have been? Tom shuddered and pushed the thought away. That didn’t matter at the moment.
At that moment, the only thing that mattered was the interrogation.
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Strawberry Milk (Cont.) by bearyprofessional for bannock_blossom
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
29 Dec 2025
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!! This is a continuation of the original work. I have been given permission to do so. !!
Reita decides he'd very much like to seduce his jerky master after having a wet dream about him but gets handed the rejection to end all rejections when Saiki flees the country to America!
Fate or coincedence drops Saiki back into Reita's arms a few years later and hands Reita the perfect in.
Saiki, it turns out, is broke AF.
So Reita decides he's gonna be Saiki's sugar daddy.
For his part, Kusuo is less than amused.
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a bunch of maybe-related sukuita fics. you can read them as related if you want.
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“wow, splendid!” yeonjun says in the most sarcastic voice seonghyeon has ever heard. “well, news flash. you’re in a mega big scandal with ahn keonho, congrats!”
his jaw drops so far down the toothbrush previously in his mouth falls back onto his counter. “… WHAT?”
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seonghyeon and keonho get into a scandal for arguing during a formal event. extensive PR, chaos, and feelings commence!— title from lucy bedroque’s song ‘how to pretend’ —
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- Part 5 of color outside the lines 🖍️
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05 Aug 2026
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𖦹︎ 𐙚 a superfish fic series in which superfish is curious about human sexual activity.
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05 Aug 2026
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"We Never Had Any... Not Even One Idea" by GALDORIAL
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Dec 2020
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Hahahahahaha summaries are for scrubs. At this point, not having a summary is, like, my fucking brand, and I'm sticking to it. Read the tags, man. This is, honestly, the weirdest thing I've ever written.
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22 Feb 2026
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“Well lookie here,” Eighteen mutters, quiet and shifting overhead. Mickey hears the clang of metal and shrinks into himself, wishing he could be closer to Nasha, wishing she could tuck him away inside like he sometimes fantasizes. “All T-bone’s gotta do is get Seventeen to spread his legs a little, and we’re all saved.” He crumples the paper up into a ball, ignores Timo’s cries of protest. When he throws it through the bars, it hits him in the chest, square. Mickey feels this small pit open up inside of him, this vacuum.
“Hu-fucking-zzah."
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- Part 2 of mash35
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16 Feb 2026
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Naruto can smell an omega in heat, and is surprised to find out that said omega is no other than his Sensei. Despite not being a mature alpha yet, Naruto is intent on helping Kakashi-sensei at all costs.
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11 Aug 2023