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    Series of one-shots with kink prompt premises for Kinktober | Jeztober 2025.

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    Fics originally written for Fate & Fortune, a One Piece Tarot Zine.

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    Series of rare-pair one-shots with kink prompt premises for Kinktober | Jeztober 2024.

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    SanZo series of one-shots in an AU where Sanji is a perverted creep who takes advantage of a sexually oblivious Zoro.

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  1. Rec 4

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    Ira's got a bad case of wet daydreaming and she figures the temple of the fertility god might be able to help.

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    11 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 34

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    “Be good,” he teased, setting his hands on either side of Mako’s head as he leaned over him. “I’ll see you soon.” He kissed away any pleas before Mako could voice them.

    Dual-perspective story set right after the end of vol 2.

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    09 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “Such pretty words,” J praised him, and Mako shuddered when he felt his breath against his sweaty skin, J hovering somewhere between his shoulder blades as he spoke. “Such powerless ones. Do you understand, sweet boy? Do you see?”

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    17 Jun 2026

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    "Not to worry," Doflamingo replied to Law's silent queries on a slow exhale. His lips stretched, curling into a kind smile that pushed up on his cheeks and crinkled the skin around his eyes. The red eyes that pierced through Law moments before softened and warmed when they looked at him now.

    That was Corazón's smile, he thought distantly.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Vergo treasured those moments, too. The smiles that were just for him. Different, he thought, in quality from his practiced grins.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    The skin beneath Doffy's eyes was puffy, red-rimmed to compliment the shining ruby of his irises. Red like skinned knees and split lips, red like the blood coursing through Vergo's veins at breakneck speed. Red like love, red like death.

    Pale lashes beat like butterfly wings as the king acclimated to the bright sunlight, and he reached for the frame of Vergo's shades, drawing them down in kind.

    Vergo knew his eyes to be an unremarkable shade of brown. Like dirt, like shit. Deep and dark like hard work and secrets. He felt uncomfortable about Doflamingo seeing them. He felt lesser-than. Ashamed. Valued, indispensable, enthralled. Unable to look away.