bemusedonion
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- Teen Wolf (TV) (2)
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There's something wrong with Stiles and it's up to his friends to figure how to save him.
A story of really bad plans, demons, sarcastic uncles and daddy issues.
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Stiles heads off to visit family in Iowa for a week and he and Derek discover how much they mean to each other.
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You Don't Have To (Say Yes) by luminousbeings
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
03 Apr 2016
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The abridged sexual history of James Tiberius Kirk.
Or, Jim’s varyingly unhealthy idea of what sex is supposed to be (a it-gets-worse-before-it-gets-better story)
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- Part 1 of You Don't Have To 'Verse
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- English
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- 12/12
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13 Jul 2026
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The Mug Was Foreshadowing by dreamlandhunter
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
27 Jun 2026
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Darcy Lewis has always known three things about her father.
One, he was rich.
Two, her mother told him she was pregnant.
Three, he paid her a truly obscene amount of money to disappear.
Twenty-six years later, Darcy has a trust fund, a surname that isn’t his, and absolutely no interest in unpacking any of that.
After New Mexico, Norway, London, gods, elves, and Jane Foster’s general inability to stay away from cosmic bullshit, Darcy has decided that living in Stark Tower is honestly not that weird.
Neither is bringing Tony Stark coffee in a mug that says Capitalist Sr.
That’s just funny.
At least until Thor starts asking questions.
And apparently she can add another fact to the list: Darcy has been living in her father’s tower for weeks.
And nobody thought to tell either of them.
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30 Jun 2026
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children shouldn’t play with dead things by microbiologistmusings
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
02 Aug 2026
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The first thing Dennis hears every morning is the sound of the grease trap hissing in the shop below, then feels his four-year-old son wriggling deeper into his ribs, like he wants to crawl back into Dennis’ shriveled old sack of a uterus.
He’s not sure which one wakes him first.
(Or, Whitaker is a struggling single dad, an MS4 who is about to graduate and crushing on two old men).
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21 Mar 2026
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tequilla, laser tag, and other poor life choices by livermoriumkid
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV), Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Apr 2026
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“Question,” Trinity says slowly. “What the fuck is hockey superstar Ilya Rozanov doing at our girls’ night?”
Ilya finishes the shot and calmly licks the salt off the back of his hand.
“I am being one of the girls,” he says. “No?”
“Sure,” Dennis says nervously, glancing between them. “Why else would he be here?”
“Well,” Ilya says, making a face at the lingering taste of the shot, “it is not for the tequila.”
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Or: Ilya is in Pittsburgh for a hockey game and gets invited to Girl’s Night. Dennis and his friends are about to learn just how competitive laser tag can get with a professional hockey player.
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- Part 2 of Heated Rivalry/The Pitt Crossovers
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17 Mar 2026
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Jaskier doesn’t actually know how much time has passed since the black-cloaked Nilfgaardians grab him after a performance in a shitty tavern in the backcountry of northern Kaedwen. He’d assumed--foolishly, apparently--that he was far enough north that any Nilfgaardian soldiers would be few and far between, likely just scouts or even deserters. It would have been hard to actually get any further north--the little backwater town where he’d been singing was just a day from the mountains. Anymore travel, and he’d find himself skirting the Trail up to Kaer Morhen, the Warlord’s Keep, and, well. He’s brazen, but not that brazen.
(or: a wandering bard bites off more than he can chew with the political ballads, accidentally makes friends with a princess in exile, and finds the Warlord of the North in his debt.)
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- Part 1 of the roads we walk
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13 Jun 2025