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    “So we’re keeping the baby?” He asked, trying to keep his voice steady even as tears welled in his eyes.

    “Well,” her voice broke, “yes. If you want it too. I know the timing is terrible but with everything…we might not be able to again.” He walked to her, dropped to his knees burying his face in her soft, flat stomach and kissing her warm skin.

    “Of course I want it. I want everything with you.”

    In a universe in which Shane is conceived while his parents are in college much stays the same, but much changes too:

    David Hollander is a professional level goalie, but gives up that dream to raise Shane, instead becoming the Centaurs’ emergency backup goalie.

    Shane is diagnosed with autism, trusts Ilya with his diagnosis, and they get together sooner.

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    One fateful night, David Hollander is called to take the ice and discovers his son’s secret relationship.

    *now with EPILOGUE*

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    21 Aug 2026

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    “Did he text me? I feel bad I didn’t text him last night.”

    There was a pause. “No, honey, Hayden didn’t text you. He knows you can’t look at your phone right now. He texted me this morning.” His mom sounded weird, she was talking slowly.

    Shane turned his head back towards her, the pillow shifting and tickling his ears. He opened his eyes, taking in the slightly blurry image he assumed was his mother sitting beside him. “Not Hayden, mom, Lily.” Shane sighed happily before laughing. “Lily is looking for me.”

    Or, while high on pain meds Shane reveals he has a boyfriend to his parents. With Ilya unable to visit Shane in the hospital, when is the next time they’ll be able to see each other?

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    21 Aug 2026

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    There really was no way he would have been able to break up with Shane tonight. He is a weak, weak man. He is a weak man who needs to get the fuck out of here before he goes back on Twitter and causes problems, or before he does something else insane like sniffing through Shane’s underwear drawer or running a reverent hand across his yoga mat. All around him is Shane Shane Shane and Shane is not here. Shane is at Montreal General Hospital in unknown condition, possibly alone.

    Ilya is putting his shoes on before he fully realizes that he’s decided to go to the hospital.

     

    Shane Hollander is carted off the ice after getting hit by Cliff Marlow. An exhausted and still-grieving Ilya Rozanov spirals, makes some stupid choices, and accidentally finds himself hanging out with his situationship’s parents.

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    21 Aug 2026

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    How the hell did that asshole charm his mother - someone who hated him to her core yesterday - so much that she was hugging him in public. Shane did worry a bit about possible fans taking photos, but it was Vegas at 7am at an airport where everyone is just trying to get to their gate. It should be ok.

    Now the crazy part. Rozanov is coming to the cottage.

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    What if the rooftop at the end of Episode 1 played out differently? Shane is a good listener, and Ilya finds himself sharing.

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    19 Aug 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov really, really wants Shane Hollander's asshole. First they got cockblocked by a snowstorm. Then Hollander, certified anxious flower that he is, decided to play hard to get. Ilya has spent almost two years periodically texting his rival, hoping the latter will finally agree to hook up again. Ilya hopes to stumble upon the correct sexting-to-rage-baiting ratio, enough for Hollander to get over whatever mental hurdles he's having.

    And then, as luck would have it, Ilya meets Shane Hollander's ex-girlfriend Jessica. Of course, Ilya is not above playing dirty in order to achieve his goals...

    Chaos ensues, unlikely friendships are forged through general assholery, and jury's still out on who takes the crown as greatest menace of them all.
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    A mostly funny, occasionally wholesome story about friends who have your back, even when they're dicks about it! Told mainly through texts and tweets.

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    16 Aug 2026