blooper_boy
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Hide the Nub Protector by blooper_boy for roachpatrol, urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jul 2013
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Long ago, but not so long that the so long ago that the sea dwellers have forgotten, the gods of Law and Mischief decided to play a game of Hide the Nub Protector. This went about as well as could be expected.
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A new family moves into the house next to Eridan, who is 6 at the time. They have a daughter, Feferi. He thinks she's cute, but life is complicated and stuff happens.
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Legend of Ganon by blooper_boy for FastPuck
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda, Legend of Zelda
06 Feb 2013
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After the King of Hyrule dies, his daughter and only child takes over the throne. Ganon travels to Hyrule for negotiations and things that he had only heard stories about begin happening.
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Dirk goes to college and occasionally talks to the boy who lives beneath Roxy.
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James Egbert is the lucky teacher that gets to teach Human Form 101. Dave Strider is a student in said class. Currently a one-shot, may become muli-part if I ever feel like actually making all seven steps.
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He waved a hand lazily, dismissing the topic. “Anyway, I’ve simply come to give Prince Noctis a gift.”
“He doesn’t want anything from you!” Prompto snarled, stepping forward aggressively.
“No,” Ardyn agreed, sounding far too amused. “Not from me.” Black lines were spreading up his arm, eyes turning a sickly yellow colour and dripping with black tears. He gave a sharp grin. “Tell the prince there will be no need to thank me.”Bookmarked by blooper_boy
30 Jul 2021
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Succubus prompto because ardyn is a dick even after hes dead.
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At seventeen, Noctis Lucis Caelum, chosen king of light and the only member of the line of Lucis to be born with healing magic since the time of the Accursed, flees into hiding in the lower city. Three years later, on a diplomatic mission, Ardyn Izunia hears a rumor on the streets of Insomnia that there's a healer in town who can cure anything. Even the Scourge.
This, he has to see.
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16 Feb 2020
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Not runs away because he can heal. Ardyn thinks he's gonna be a hack and ends up getting healed.
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A Villain State of Mind by Mikkeneko
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, X-Men (Movieverse)
13 Apr 2013
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Written for the Norsekink prompt: "SHIELD has Loki in custody, with the gag on to keep him from spellcasting, but they don't really know what to DO with him. They can't give him food or water or attempt to interrogate him with the gag on, and they don't dare take it off. Their solution? Call in a telepath! But Charles Xavier may find more things in Loki's head than SHIELD bargained for..."
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- Part 1 of The Great Subconscious Club
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16 Jul 2019
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Deal with the Devil by jeejaschocolate for HigharollaKockamamie
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
10 Jul 2017
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(Written for a prompt on the kink meme)
During one of their encounters, Ignis finds a single weakness in Ardyn: The man seems particularly sensitive to touch. In the World of Ruin, Ignis decides to capitalize on this. He can make a deal with the enemy to benefit the remaining humans.
Really, what is the cost to Ignis himself? All he has to do is deign to touch Ardyn every now and then. Nothing serious, just a pat on the shoulder. A brief massage.
Nothing more than that…
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14 Nov 2018
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wE’RE NOT LOSING THIS ONE AGAIN. The lovely one where Ardyn is touch starved and Ignis bargains with massages.
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"You could, though," Steve said. "If you were willing to hurt me."
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Bookmarked by blooper_boy
31 Oct 2018
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Look at the tags, this is dead dove do eat. Not for you when you're in a depressive episode though.