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Draco Malfoy is hiding a secret.
He's a vampire.
Turned during the Battle of Hogwarts, he's been living off donated blood, and discovering different ways to hide his 'condition' for the past six years. He was content to wallow in self-loathing until a rogue vampire attacks the blood vaults at St. Mungos. How's a vampire supposed to live with a blood shortage? Not in this economy.
In an effort to fix Vampire-Wizard relations and make his life easier, Draco needs the support of the Ministry. Only issue? It means he has to work with Hermione Granger who is severely overworked and (surprisingly) not his biggest fan.
She doesn't believe that he's 'changed' and suddenly cares about vampire rights. It doesn't help that Draco's still the sarcastic, brooding arsehole she knew from school. Hermione's determined to find out what he's hiding.
Meanwhile Draco's determined to find out why her blood makes his mouth water and challenges his more... primal urges. Why does he want to sink his teeth into her every time she gets close?
Read to find out how these two navigate politics and their feelings for each other.
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It's My Mouth Fault (and your body touching it) by dn4louisss
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
14 Dec 2025
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Tears Come from the Heart (And Not from the Brain) by wovenjustice
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
14 Dec 2025
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People always say and advise to ‘Dream Big’ about your goals in life.
Isagi Yoichi thinks dreaming of Michael Kaiser half-naked on the floor watching him play in the World Cup isn’t really what they meant by that.
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I Heard You, Dear by LooselyReadyMade
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) RPF
14 Dec 2025
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You joined the Hazbin Hotel with good intentions, willing to work towards the promise of redemption. Whilst living there for a few weeks, your intentions became far less innocent as being near the only attractive stag-formed demon in the Pentagram began a whole new mating season in your doe body. You're overwhelmed by the breeding instincts, lost in the sight of the Radio Demon's form when he loses control, leading to private moments of pleasuring yourself to cope with the heady lust.
Alastor has no such issues with his deer form until he stumbles upon you in the midst of your orgasm calling out his name; awakening an unrelenting rut that demands to be answered by her, and her alone, despite his attempts to cope. The sweet musk of her scent drives him insane as both his rut and her mating season worsen dramatically in the span of three very lustful days.
Realizing each other's weaknesses to desire, you and Alastor play intimate games of petty revenge to allude to your needs. Despite the worry from the Hazbin Hotel staff, you're pleasantly safe and protected in the Radio Demon's arms as he satisfies the rut by breeding you thoroughly.
*** Back-and-Forth POV switch for extra horny fun effect. Enjoy! ***
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Live and Love by lipstickghoulie
Fandoms: Fallout (TV 2024), Fallout (Video Games), Fallout: New Vegas
13 Dec 2025
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Set in an alternate universe that is not following the events of the show but is set after the events of FO4 and F:NV!
Animal trainer Al Summers finds herself abducted by Zetan aliens and crash lands in a post apocalyptic time several hundreds of years out from the one she was familiar with. Will she be able to survive in this strange environment, even with reluctant help from someone she once knew?
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Coffincest Week 2025 by RCizzle (RC1024)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
12 Dec 2025
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A collection of short, sweet, and hopefully romantic Coffincest/Gravescest stories based on a prompt list found on Twitter/X! Made by @/coffincestweek, these will be seven short chapters based on daily prompts given, in an effort to spread love and creativity for our favorite pair of siblings.
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"Catharsis" by Dqrkncss
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Dec 2025
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“Do not associate with evil.
Do not befriend the evil.
Do not fall for evil.”.This writer wishes you a pleasant read-through, and I promise everything will be alright in the end.
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Always on My Mind (In My Heart, In My Soul [YOU'RE THE MEANING IN MY LIIIIIIFE YOU'RE THE INSP - ]) by JCMorrigan
Fandoms: SCP Foundation
12 Dec 2025
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Sam Hain here. If we're gonna do this, I want this to be one of those stories that has a sappy song lyric as the title. You know EXACTLY which song. Got it? Good. Now let's get this show on the road!
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Sam Hain and Jess [REDACTED] have been friends since they were young Boogiepeople, making their way through their macabre world together. After so much time has passed, however, it's clear their feelings have developed into a different kind of bond.
(Stumbled upon SCP-6592 and the associated story about him trying to woo Jess and I immediately became obsessed. And no one else has written for this pairing so guess what? I get to corner the market.)
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hush child, or i'll close your pretty mouth. by traitcest
Fandoms: 1 Trait Danger (Band)
12 Dec 2025
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Timmy enacts what he's always wanted to do to Trait.
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Clark Kent's Kissing Experiment by Gabi3301
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Smallville, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
11 Dec 2025
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For Elizabeth Harper, the universe has always made sense through equations and logic. She is the girl who finds order in chaos, who believes every problem has a solution. But the heart of Clark Kent—her best friend and childhood neighbor—is a chaotic variable she cannot solve. When he asks for help to win over Lana Lang, Beth agrees, disguising her own desire for Clark under the logical pretext of applying a 'scientific method' to the problem, treating their kisses as a controlled experiment. The result, however, is an explosion of data she cannot predict: primitive jealousy, buried secrets, and an attraction that defies any law of physics. It is a journey about a girl who tries to control the uncontrollable, only to discover that the most powerful—and devastating—emotions are those that defy any formula.
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John Watson was not a simple man. He had his fair share of desires and fantasies, but this 'little' issue was by far one he could not conquer on his own. His companion tried to help him resolve this, but Holmes has a few difficulties he too has to face.
The two men take up a case, leaving their concerns for later. Can they both solve their problems whilst on duty? Or does it end with conflict and breakup? -
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Shane and Ilya grab a little extra time before the all-stars game in Florida...
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Lilace was an avid flarper, he tried to fight the most well known and murderous highblood flarper in the community and leaves the encounter with bruises, a beating, and some new realizations about himself.
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Lena swears she’s had the same erection for three years because she hasn’t had the courage to tell her best friend, Kara, that she’s in love with her.
But, when late bloomer Kara finally presents as an omega and deeply-held traditions threaten to tear them apart, will Lena finally come clean?
Or, will she come dirtier than ever before?
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“Minami… Help me. My body feels strange…” Haruka whimpered. Minami opened his arms and the boy threw himself on him, comforted by the blond's soft hands.
“What happened, Isumi-san?” Minami kissed his forehead affectionately, causing the tears he had been holding back to stream down his face.
“Someone… A ghost is abusing me…”
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In the great wastelands of a broken world, a young rodent traverses the destroyed buildings alone. With no group to speak of, he is suspicious of strangers, yet also a cunning one himself as he’s not afraid to put himself first. Under these circumstances, he comes face to face with a couple of felines as rad rain rapidly approaches.
Our main pages of posting are:
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https://alfons.sofurry.com/This story was created by Hooves and edited/proofread by Alfons
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Jessica, a middle-aged teacher, randomly runs into Luna, a shy and nerdy girl, while they're both naked in the sauna. Instead of immediately getting steamy, things stay at a steady simmer as they talk about their feelings and grow more comfortable being around one another. Soon, they're meeting up to spend time naked together in a totally platonic way.
Totally platonic. Right.
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My bad.. or was it my bat? by MissQhuay
Fandoms: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV), KinnPorsche Story - Daemi
06 Dec 2025
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Porsche finds an injured bat and decides to help that poor thing. He loves animals, so what could possibly go wrong?
Kinn was busy running for his life from the italians, when he suddenly finds himself almost squished against a delicious pair of tan pecs..
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There's a Christmas party happening on the 141 base. Soap has a plan, that he reels Gaz and Roach in, to crash the Christmas party. Chaos ensues.
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Chris' teeth are chattering with the cold, but he works efficiently, using his phaser to heat a patch of rock, then herding Tilly gently to sit down near it. She's even colder than he is, moving sluggishly and less responsive than he'd like. Given they're soaked to the bone, none of the choices here are great, but awkwardness in the pursuit of saving their lives seems a reasonable bargain.
He tears open a thermal blanket, then channels every impersonal nurse he's ever met and says, "Let's get you out of these wet clothes, hmmm?"
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