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This isn’t the first time something’s gone horribly, catastrophically wrong for Buck, but it’s okay. It’ll work out in the end. It always has so far.
This is just a temporary setback. He pinkie promises.
Or, Buck loses his leg, falls in love, and gets his job back. Not necessarily in that order.
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26 Apr 2026
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The guy stares into Eddie’s eyes and starts talking, in a strange, calming manner. “I just tapped into your brain to learn how to communicate with you, Edmundo Diaz. No, wait. You like to be called Eddie. Hello, Eddie. Nice to meet you. You wouldn’t understand my real name if I told you, but this body belongs to a navy seal called Evan Buckley. He goes by Buck. So you can use this human’s name. I won’t mind. Also, he’s not dead, do not fret. I’m just copying the way he looks so you and any other humans who look at me don’t get scared when they see my real form. I picked this human body because you’re never supposed to cross paths with Evan Buckley. So he’ll never see me if I'm with you. Also, I studied your brain to make sure you feel safe by my side. And your brain seems to enjoy Evan Buckley’s physical features. I come from a planet in a far away galaxy. And to answer your question, I don’t need any help. Maybe some clothes. At least that’s what you were thinking.”
OR Buck and Eddie are mentally connected and can’t be apart from each other. Oh, Buck is an alien with two dicks.
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28 Mar 2026
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"So should we start blocking off time in our calendar for dance lessons with Coach Diaz?"
Eddie knows Karen means it as a joke, but the combination of the wine in his system and the joy in his gut make it feel serious, "Yes."
"Wait, really?" Hen asks.
"If she wants to dance, I'll teach her to dance. We had fun today," Eddie finishes his glass and notices he's probably at the point where he's drunk enough to talk about the Buck thing.
"You don't have to do that Eddie. I'm sure we could pay for lessons somewhere," Karen offers.
"Or we could pay you," Hen offers.
"I have an idea for that actually," alright, Eddie, be brave, "I give Mara dance lessons and you both give me gay lessons."
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When Mara becomes obsessed with ballroom dance Eddie becomes her teacher. Along the way he realizes he's in love with Buck, starts receiving "gay lessons" from Hen and Karen, and forms a ragtag dance academy. What could possibly go wrong?
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25 Mar 2026
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“C'mere," Buck says, sitting up to scoot closer to Eddie.
"What are you doing?” Eddie asks, and Buck sighs.
"You can just kiss me, get a taste of the lip balm, and tell me what flavour you think it is.”
Eddie can’t believe his ears.
"That is such a stupid way to win a bet, Buck."
“Oh so you concede?"
Eddie rolls his eyes, shaking his head before planting both hands on the sides of Buck's face and hauling him in to press their lips together.
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Buck and Eddie make a bet on whether or not Eddie can guess all of Buck's lip balm flavours, and in order for Eddie to get a taste, they have to kiss.
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21 Aug 2025
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“Okay, this is—” Eddie runs a hand through his hair, growing increasingly distressed, “you guys are purposely missing the point here. Buck, I’m not getting high with you, dude.”
“Uh, why not?” Buck asks, tilting his head. He has the audacity to sound genuinely puzzled.
“We can’t. We’re firefighters,” Eddie says, confused that Buck is confused.
Buck gives him a sad smile. “Not right now, we aren’t. And we won’t be, Eddie, not for a while.”
Buck and Eddie get injured on the job and decide to smoke a lot of weed about it.
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21 Aug 2025