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Forty-Seven Slides on why Montreal Can go Fuck Itself (A Comparative Assessment of Urban Quality of Life: Ottawa and Montreal) by a_sus_cactus
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
11 Oct 2026
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All Shane Hollander wants is to be traded to Ottawa so he can finally live with his husband. Unfortunately, Montreal's management seems determined to make that a problem. When a reporter asks why he thinks Ottawa is better than Montreal, Shane does the only sensible thing: he creates a forty-seven-slide PowerPoint presentation complete with graphs, statistical analysis, and a bibliography. Somehow, this escalates into a national controversy, an academic feud with an economist, an argument with the mayor of Montreal, and a billboard war.
Or, Shane Hollander discovers the destructive power of a carefully curated PowerPoint when faced with a team of homophobic dick bags and disappointing local infrastructure.
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13 Oct 2026
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Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.
Who lives in Canada.
Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.
The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.
Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.
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- Part 1 of they haven't connected shit
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10 Oct 2026
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One year after Ted leaves Roy in charge as gaffer at AFC Richmond, Roy invites Keeley to a charity match that he's organized, for a mysterious chat he wants to have. He invites her and Jamie out to dinner after the match, and they have a little chat that turns into something a whole lot more.
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Roy was waiting behind the wheel, grouchy as ever. Jamie opening the door for her didn’t shock her, but closing it and opening the one for the backseat, yeah, that did.When had Roy and Jamie become good enough friends for Jamie to be part of the special trip, taken off the bus and plunked into Roy’s backseat?
Keeley checked her makeup in the mirror, that same flustered confusion deep in her stomach. She’d known things had changed- anyone with two eyes could see the way Jamie listened to Roy at games now, and she’d known the four a.m. special training sessions had been regular and were on their way to permanent. She’d known, but Jamie tagging along in the backseat- that was new new. Nothing she’d ever thought would be a possibility, and it tightened her stomach that there they were, all of them, Roy and Keeley in the front, and Jamie there with them.
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- Part 1 of Time for a Little Chat
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08 Oct 2026
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"You take her." Shane waits for Rozanov to take Lucie, but when he doesn't do anything, Shane flicks his gaze up to see Rozanov's eyes widen. "What?"
"You want me to feed her?"
"Yes. You literally just held her. What's the difference?"
"I-I don't know what to do."
Shane passes Lucie over to him, then guides Rozanov's hand to the bottle to keep it up. "You just hold it like that."
"Then what?"
Or: Shane has a one night stand with a woman during the six months Ilya ghosted him, and he's left with a little girl. Lucie Hollander wraps them both around her little finger and changes the course of their love story.
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08 Oct 2026
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Roy Kent vs. the Specter of Jamie Tartt in his Private Time by schrijverr
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
10 Sep 2025
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Throughout the years at Richmond, Roy can’t seem to escape Jamie entirely. Even when hanging around with the yoga mums he can’t help but have conversations about the prick, however, throughout time the type of things he says about Jamie to them change, until the group of women meet this shitty co-worker turned boyfriend of Roy’s.
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07 Oct 2026