smoothlikebutter (caimani)
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She's so pretty. Even just thinking that in his mind makes his stomach fill with nerves, as if she's going to know what he's thinking if he does it too much. But he can't help himself. She is pretty, and it's unfair how other people can say it to her so easily and casually.
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The morning after the events of blue lace. Despite trying to clean up and get started on the day, Pentar, Zam, and Yungy just can't resist having some loving morning sex.
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It's impossible to miss Dolphin's dislike of Sharkilz. The four-block-long chain certainly makes it worse. But maybe he can try to talk things over, so they can work together a little better in the future.
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Shaun tries to make sure Dolphin can rest after a long day of getting in fights.
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Latrodectus hasselti by smoothlikebutter (caimani) for oh_snapperss
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
31 Aug 2025
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Yungy falls into a trap. He doesn't die, but he just might die of frustration at having to sit back and let Zam and Pentar take care of him afterwards.
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I need to think of a better name for this
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The Void's Favorite by smoothlikebutter (caimani)
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
05 Apr 2024
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Specimens That Squirm Beneath the Light by doctorkuru for smoothlikebutter (caimani)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
14 Jun 2025
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The Conservation and Upkeep Bastion (CUB, for ease) was created one apocalypse ago to do exactly what was said - conserve and upkeep humanity, whatever the cost. The aforementioned apocalypse had made that significantly difficult, but CUB is patient, resourceful, and very, very well-equipped. His newest plan may be a bit chatty, but he's also a very good chance of giving CUB the biggest breakthrough he's had in decades.
[Written for MCYTblr AUfest 25! So much fun for me, personally - but DO heed the tags].
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22 Jun 2025
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i think this is how love goes by ironsides for smoothlikebutter (caimani)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
05 Sep 2025
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This is going to go the way it always does: Hannah will do the line dances she knows, and sit out of everything else while Jojo and Woogie tear up the dance floor.
or: Hannah goes country dancing, and it doesn't go as poorly as she expects it to.
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04 Sep 2025
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i just wanna take you home by deifyruby for smoothlikebutter (caimani)
Fandoms: Infuse SMP
01 Sep 2025
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harmmony is in a critical state, dolphin is falling apart, and sososhaun is there to pick up the pieces.
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Bookmarked by smoothlikebutter (caimani)
01 Sep 2025
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Zam and Yungy meet a fight they weren’t exactly prepared to take while staking out Rekrap’s iron farm. This is the aftermath.
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This is the second time Author is writing two of their favs patch each other up.
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13 Aug 2025
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The ghost— Flame. It’s Flame. It’s him, it’s always been him, he’s been here this whole time— looks back at her, and Zam can't bring herself to meet his eyes.
OR: Come Season 7, Zam finds herself haunted by a persistent spectre.
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14 Aug 2025