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    Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander were the number one and number two draft picks. Their rivalry was highly anticipated after their performance in the Prospect Cup. Everyone was foaming at the mouth to see them on the ice. Their CCM ad campaign was huge. The Rozanov/Hollander rivalry was going to be legendary.

    Then the announcement came that Shane Hollander had a family emergency and was pulling out of the 2010-2011 season. There was a very professional comment on his social media saying, “I am sorry to disappoint the Metros fans. Thank you for understanding my family’s need for privacy at this time. I am looking forward to being back on the ice in the future.”

    The fans were spiteful, venomous and digging into the private life of the teenage boy they felt was letting them down. People found a birth record for an Iris Hollander with Shane Hollander listed as her father and no mother listed.

    Teen dad Shane starts a year later, playing for the Centaurs. Ilya spends a year obsessing over him while Shane raises his daughter.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.

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    03 Aug 2026

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    “He wants doll brushes because he’s seen the girls at the park brushing their plushies with them. Their dolls too, obviously. But he wants to brush that pelt you brought him-”

    David sets his crossword book down, giving Yuna his full attention.

    “What?”

    “The pelt of fur? Looks like a wolf, or maybe one of those big cats?” Yuna says, waving her hand dismissively. “Either way, I don’t think doll brushes are the right choice. We can look into getting him a set of actual grooming tools, he needs to learn that the right tools for the right job are an important-”

    “Yuna. Sweetheart.” David interrupts. “I did not buy our son a piece of dead animal as a souvenir from Russia.”

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    Ilya loses something important at the airport; years later, Shane gives it back to him.

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    01 Aug 2026

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    29 Jul 2026

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    [Today]

    So, yeah. That’s how it started.
    Rozanov gave Hayden a pale pink leaflet and told him that his best friend offered Hayden a free prostate massage.
    And Hayden accepted it.
    Technically, it’s his own fault, but Rozanov really is the best scapegoat in the world.

    Hayden thinks if Rozanov knew about all of this, he’d blame himself, too.

    or: Cliff Marleau is a masseur who offers tantric massages and Hayden gets a sample... of fucking course it spirals out of control.

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    29 Jul 2026