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    HOW IT STARTED: The first thing Ilya noticed about Shane Hollander was his body. And not in a gay way, of course. It was just that he, as someone who worked out a lot, could always spot another person who worked out a lot.

    HOW IT'S GOING: He didn’t know what was happening to him. Who the fuck he even was anymore. But Ilya was certain about one thing: He wanted Shane Hollander.

    Ilya and Shane are roommates, co workers, gym bros, friends. Shane is gay. Ilya is straight – or, at least, he thought he was straight.

    Until he met Shane Hollander.

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    23 Sep 2026

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    Shane is a sex worker who reviews his clients on a website called Oh No, Shane Fucking Writes

    At Ilya’s office, everybody knows OhNSFW. It’s practically a mandatory morning read.

    What they don’t know is that Ilya booked a session with Shane about three weeks ago. Tonight, he finally gets to meet him in person.

    And he can hardly fucking wait to read his review.

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    18 Sep 2026

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    “Shane. Are you fucking telling me-” Rose stabs her phone case with her nail, lowering her voice to a harsh whisper. “Are you fucking telling me that you slept with Bad fucking Bunny?”

    “Well, he wasn’t Bad Bunny when I fucking slept with him, okay?!”

    Or: the one where Shane finds out he slept with Bad Bunny in 2016 before the infamous Tuna Melt Incident after Ilya purchases tickets to his tour as a surprise anniversary gift.

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    05 Sep 2026

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    Heat spread across Ilya's face. His mouth fell open slightly. He let out a short, stuttered laugh of disbelief. This couldn't- he was straight, he wasn't-

    “Finally got you at your own game.” Shane's smirk widened to a smile, his hand clapping down on Ilya's shoulder to squeeze it slightly. For once in his life, Ilya was unable to find his voice.

    “Damn.” Shane laughed, jostling him a bit. “If I had known this was all it took to get you to shut the fuck up, I would have started flirting back years ago.”

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    When old college friends Ilya and Shane show up to their mutual best friend's wedding, they are ready to fulfill their duties as bridesmen. Even after years of not seeing each other, they fall right back into their usual banter.

    Ilya loves to flirt with Shane. Shane loves to tell him to fuck off. It's a running bit. Nothing more than a joke between two friends; because Shane is gay and Ilya is straight and it doesn't actually mean anything…until Shane finally decides to flirt back, and Ilya's world suddenly tilts on its axis.

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    30 Aug 2026