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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    Joe is in Japan when the video goes viral, and at first he assumes it's some kind of weird prank. He's a bit disappointed, honestly; the Shane he's known since peewee hockey days isn't the kind of guy to pull a stunt like that.

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    He swipes through the pictures. Shane and Rozanov at their hockey camp. Shane and Rozanov at the press conference announcing their charity foundation thing. Shane and Rozanov at some press conference in matching jerseys - Joe thinks he vaguely remembers some big deal about the two of them playing on the same line for a one-off NHL event. Shane and Rozanov in a face-off on the ice, Rozanov smirking and, more unusual, Shane smiling widely. Huh.

    Joe Airds thinks about Shane Hollander, and has to concede that he might have been the insensitive sports bro in this friendship.

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    04 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 86

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    Set several months before the tuna melt:

    The officer points at his entryway. “We noticed a doorbell camera when we entered. Is there a way we can take a look at that footage?”

    Ilya frowns. The footage would easily prove that he spent the night at home, but it would also prove that he wasn’t alone. And if these cops know Ilya Rozanov, then they definitely know Shane Hollander.

    “I’d like to know what this is about.”

    “Shane Hollander was attacked outside of his hotel early this morning. The medical staff report he was saying your name."

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    03 Sep 2026

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    Shane Hollander (!!!!!!) frowns. "You're Oliver Holmberg," he says, and politely doesn't glare at him like he's scum on the bottom of his shoe when Oliver gasps at the sound of his full name (which, his full name (!!!), has never sounded so fucking good, holy shit, Young's gonna shit himself when he tells him about this later) coming out of his mouth. "Are you looking for Ilya?"

    "Ilya?" Oliver repeats, dazed beyond belief. He sort of wants to ask if the world's swimming for everyone, or just him. "Who?"

    Shane Hollander looks abruptly, immensely pleased. Oliver has no idea what he's said to make him look like that, but he'll do anything for it to happen again.

    OR: In a world where there is no outing of Hollanov, Oliver Holmberg stumbles over the big secret twenty-four hours before it's set to be revealed.

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    03 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 72

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    B huffed a laugh, loud enough that Jesse snorted himself awake beside her.

    “Mmm?” He nosed into her hair, sniffing deeply, and B had a moment of being too fond to speak. “‘Sfunny?”

    “Good morning.” She kissed his cheek and enjoyed the way it crinkled with his smile. Those lips... “WAGs chat.”

    “Mmmf. They nice?” His eyes were already closing again.

    “I have had these women for all of five minutes and if anything were to happen to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.” That probably wasn’t the exact meme, but it was early and Jesse probably wouldn’t call her on it anyway. “Rozanov’s girl is vicious, I love her already.”

    Jesse’s thick brows came together, and he blinked himself back awake. “Rozanov has a girl?”

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    03 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    “They’re not really questions,” he noticed. “They’re more, like, comments.”

    “Good or bad?” Ilya already knew he would get a mixed response to the takeover.

    “Both, I think,” Shane cleared his throat, then started reading. “You should be banned from hockey. You’re so hot. You’re disgusting. I hate you. I want to have Rozanov’s chest as a pillow too. Can we get a video of you two making out?”

    “That is a question,” Ilya commented. “You can tell them that is on our onlyfans so they have to pay for it.”

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    Ilya Rozanov takes over the Centaurs' Instagram account. It doesn't exactly go as planned.

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    01 Sep 2026