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Keyleth nods, and then announces, "Percy, I am going to kiss you now!", and then she does so.
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In which Percy and Keyleth are both confused about kissing and romance, post-Whitestone, and they decide to figure it out with the help of each other, and ale.
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He Will Do What It Takes To Survive by coconutfred
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Feb 2016
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Sirius and Peter start hooking up out of boredom, their last year of Hogwarts. They keep it up, even after they stop being bored.
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Lily Potter sacrificed herself to save her only son.
It didn't stick.
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The End of the World As We Know It by coconutfred
Fandoms: Mad Max Series (Movies), Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
14 Jan 2016
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The world is ending and the gang wants to find Glendower.
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Another Lie from the Front Lines by coconutfred
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
04 Jan 2016
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"My first battle, I made a choice. I wasn't going to kill for them.
So I ran."
Finn makes a choice, over and over and over, and then he makes another choice.
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Bookmarked by coconutfred
17 Aug 2026
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a boy with love by poppyseedheart
Updated: 2023-04-06
Series ID: 1843480Relationship Tags:
• Ashley Frangipane | Halsey/Kim Namjoon | RM
• Kim Namjoon | RM/Kim Seokjin | JinSeries Summary:
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Till the Pale Imitation Drifts Up by sugar_shoal
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Aug 2026
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The upper half of Wei Wuxian’s face emerges from the dark water, wet black hair straggling in tendrils all over him like lakeweed, the shape of his mouth and nose and body distorted by the reflective surface into vague shapes below. He stares at Jiang Cheng, holding himself with odd, uncharacteristic stillness.
Jiang Cheng treads in place, first with a vengeance, then more slowly. “Wei Wuxian,” he says.
Then Wei Wuxian laughs and surges fully up from the water. “Jiang Cheng,” he says, mimicking Jiang Cheng’s tone. “Come swim!”
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Jiang Cheng promises to swim one race with his shixiong. It’s been a long time, after all.
Bookmarked by coconutfred
11 Aug 2026
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Till the Pale Imitation Drifts Up by sugar_shoal
Published: 2026-08-01
Work ID: 89672816Relationship Tags:
• Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
• Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin & Jin Ling | Jin RulanWork Summary:
The upper half of Wei Wuxian’s face emerges from the dark water, wet black hair straggling in tendrils all over him like lakeweed, the shape of his mouth and nose and body distorted by the reflective surface into vague shapes below. He stares at Jiang Cheng, holding himself with odd, uncharacteristic stillness.
Jiang Cheng treads in place, first with a vengeance, then more slowly. “Wei Wuxian,” he says.
Then Wei Wuxian laughs and surges fully up from the water. “Jiang Cheng,” he says, mimicking Jiang Cheng’s tone. “Come swim!”
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Jiang Cheng promises to swim one race with his shixiong. It’s been a long time, after all.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/08/17
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“Maybe you should try calling the reception,” Namjoon suggests. “I heard nowadays all hotels are required to keep a knotting dildo at the reception for situations like this.”
Jungkook stares, incredulous. That would be amazing. He couldn’t get it delivered straight to Namjoon, of course, but maybe he could have somebody else pick it up, say that one of the staff had an emergency —
“Really?”
“No,” Namjoon says, eyes crinkling with a smile. “But wouldn’t that be a huge help.”
Or: Rookie security detail Jungkook’s first day on the field at an international summit takes a slicky turn when Ambassador Kim goes into heat.
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Bookmarked by coconutfred
07 Aug 2026
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the best man for the job by joonypear
Published: 2026-07-16
Work ID: 87548296Relationship Tags:
Work Summary:
“Maybe you should try calling the reception,” Namjoon suggests. “I heard nowadays all hotels are required to keep a knotting dildo at the reception for situations like this.”
Jungkook stares, incredulous. That would be amazing. He couldn’t get it delivered straight to Namjoon, of course, but maybe he could have somebody else pick it up, say that one of the staff had an emergency —
“Really?”
“No,” Namjoon says, eyes crinkling with a smile. “But wouldn’t that be a huge help.”
Or: Rookie security detail Jungkook’s first day on the field at an international summit takes a slicky turn when Ambassador Kim goes into heat.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/08/17
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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Bookmarked by coconutfred
04 Aug 2026
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snapping birch by thepolysyndetonaddictsupportgroup
Updated: 2026-05-24
Work ID: 81167971Relationship Tags:
• Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
• David Hollander & Shane Hollander
• Shane Hollander & Yuna Hollander
• Shane Hollander & Hayden Pike
• Shane Hollander & Rose Landry
• David Hollander & Ilya Rozanov
• Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau & Ilya RozanovWork Summary:
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/08/17
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in a world where the first words your soulmate says to you the moment you're ready to be together appear on your skin, Namjoon was sure that one day he would have Yoongi's words tattoed on him. he just wasn't expecting them to be “Joon-ah I found my soulmate".
or: Namjoon always thought Yoongi would end up being his soulmate. and then Big Hit hired a new backup dancer.
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Bookmarked by coconutfred
03 Aug 2026
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Completed: 2021-01-13
Work ID: 27999618Relationship Tags:
Work Summary:
in a world where the first words your soulmate says to you the moment you're ready to be together appear on your skin, Namjoon was sure that one day he would have Yoongi's words tattoed on him. he just wasn't expecting them to be “Joon-ah I found my soulmate".
or: Namjoon always thought Yoongi would end up being his soulmate. and then Big Hit hired a new backup dancer.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/08/17