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In a Cottage, On The Seaside by comicallybadwriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 May 2026
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“But- But what are you- are you here to fix it?”
“Fix it?” She asked, “What would I be fixing? It is exactly as it should be, and should have always been.”
Crowley scoffed, “That is such bollocks. You killed everyone? After six thousand years? And they just poof. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever-”
“Crowley!”
“No, I wanna say this. After being tossed for being curious, being neglected in my questions, being tortured over and over and over again by Hell, and Satan himself; why is it that Humanity has to end? We were put here for a reason you know.”A rewrite of the Finale of Good Omens 3
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Angel by comicallybadwriter
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 May 2026
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“You called me Angel again,” Aziraphale mumbled, his hand tightening around Crowleys, “You’ve not said that until now.”
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You Can Model My Designs- But You Should Undress First by comicallybadwriter
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
15 Apr 2026
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Anthony Crowley doesn't want to be an office cleaner. He wants to work on his modelling career, but after being out of a job for almost 3 months, his younger cousin Bee suggests- well more or less demands- that Anthony work at Heavens Gates Enterprise.
The LAST thing he expects is to meet a gorgeous man who designs clothes in his free time- let alone willing to have him MODEL for the stranger.Well that's certainly a bonus to his crappy cleaning job.
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The Demonic and Angelic Ways To Raise The Antichrist by comicallybadwriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Apr 2025
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Crowley wasn’t much for sobriety. She thought it was a bit of a silly thing, a bit tedious to deal with when you were out and about. How were you supposed to let loose in any situation without alcohol running through your veins? She wouldn’t know, since she was always either completely intoxicated, or running on caffeine to the point where numbers were colours and people talked like Muppets.
Unfortunately, during the raising of the antichrist, Aziraphale had convinced her to put away any alcohol that she might find herself reaching for during her shifts in the estate. Albeit reluctantly. Tonight however, the angel had pulled a bottle of whiskey from his cabinet in the garden shed and poured two glasses for them. He could tell she needed it.
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During the raising of the antichrist, Crowley and Aziraphale get into all sorts of trouble, be it from Hell, Heaven, or simply hiding their feelings from each other- and the rest of the estate.
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I Can't Fix It; But I Can Be There For You Still Because I Love You by comicallybadwriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Mar 2025
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Crowley hadn’t been doing so hot lately.
It wasn’t anything particular that sparked the distaste in himself. Nothing that he could register anyway. Else he would have gotten rid of the thing from his apartment, tossed it out a window if he really had to. But instead, he’d spent a week panic cleaning, and then he spent three days in bed, and then another day baking, then in bed, then cleaning again. Manic episodes that had him close to tearing his hair out.
It wasn’t any particular day that Crowley had finally snapped, tossing a ceramic plate at the wall, then breaking down at the sight. Chicken and vegetables spread along the tiles of his kitchen, and he wouldn’t pick them up anytime soon.
With a broken cry in his arms, he slid down the kitchen wall and wailed. The sound hurt, humans that lived nearby probably heard it and wondered if everything was alright. They wouldn’t know that a demon next door in apartment 666 was breaking down at the sight of himself every day.
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Crowley snaps one day in his apartment, and when Aziraphale finds out how he's coping; communication, and better methods are put to the test.
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We'll Do It All by comicallybadwriter
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Sep 2024
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A collection of ficlets that I'll be putting together for #IneffablePromptAThon on Tumblr, since I am in the midst of writers block and artist block but am desperate to write something.
Enjoy!
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Demon Crowley,
You caused our demise once again in Hell, and side with the Angel of the Eastern Gate. We suspected you were soft, but love is something unforgivable in our line of work. Not only were you terribly fit for an angel, but you’re not worthy of the title demon.
I’ve paid your little pet a visit and taken him to keep me company until you get here. I’ll not hurt him; you have my word. I only intend to torture you for keeping our victory from us. The angel is not bound, restrained or anything or the sort, as tempting as that is. I know what he’s capable of, so I’ve blocked his miracles until further notice.
You’ll find that I’ve taken your angel on a road trip, but if you think hard, and I know you can. Then you’ll figure out where we are.See you very soon,
Asmodeus xxxOr
All Crowley wanted was to go out to lunch with Aziraphale, and somehow, he's wound up in Norwich, chasing a prince of Hell for his Angel.
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“Brilliant how they’ve managed to get through another year.” He sighed, a smile etching along his lips.
Crowley merely agreed with a hum, downing his first glass of whiskey. “Want some Angel?” He offered the now empty cup, and Aziraphale beamed, “Oh I shouldn’t!” He giggled and leaned forward, before pouring himself a drink in the same glass, “You absolute tempter.” -
Eggnog and Fruit Mince Pies by comicallybadwriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Dec 2023
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“Crowley,” Aziraphale hushed out, leaning forwards, and pressing his hands either side of the demon on the sofa cushions. “Yeah?” Crowley’s eyes danced across his friends expression, and suddenly all walls came crashing down.
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Terrible Kisser (I Should Know) by comicallybadwriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Oct 2023
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It was a nice day. All the days had been nice. There had been more than 2190000 to be precise. More than 6000 years, if you were to compress that number, and if you were to enlarge it, then it would be 52560000 hours. Which was too many hours for the average human to handle saying the number of, so most just compressed it past years, and labelled it as centuries. Shortened the number, which was better for most. So, it had been 60 centuries since an angel and a demon had met on a wall.
And that was where their story began.
A fic I made based on a Tumblr post I saw on Pinterest.
Original idea by 'fakemichaelsheen' on Tumblr!!- Language:
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What Hell Doesn't Know by comicallybadwriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2023
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“Urgh- Trust me, if Hell noticed that little display I’d already be…” Crowley stopped his feet from moving, and Aziraphale made no attempt to take more than a few steps forward, looking around nervously, then back at the demon. “I’d already be…”
In the silence of Edinburgh air, cold and crisp, the floor opened up with a growl, and Crowley was sucked down beneath the surface with a sudden cry of terror. Aziraphale stared in horror and watched the hole close up, before making his way as quickly as possible back to the shop.
And it was the last he saw of Crowley for a very long while.
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The Whispers of The Moon by comicallybadwriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2023
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“Aziraphale, for the eleventh time we have enough wine!” Crowley groaned and leant across the bookshop door, waiting as impatiently as one could for their best platonic friend of 6000 years to finally finish packing a picnic basket for a night of looking at the stars.
“Angel,” Crowley stepped into the kitchen and took Aziraphale’s hands in his own, “Anything you’re missing right now, I’ll miracle up in the snap of my finger. Literally.” Crowley raised an eyebrow and snapped his fingers for show when a tartan ribbon had fallen into his hands suddenly.
The angel picked up the ribbon softly and turned it around in his hands, making Crowley pink in the face, “Sssorry Angel let me-”
"Turn around dear.":::
Aziraphale and Crowley are finally left alone, but where there's a demon and angel, there's drama. What could possibly be worse than the end of the world?
Well, a lovesick demon struggling to cope with the evergrowing need and want for their neighbouring angel could do some damage.
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Kiss of The Century by comicallybadwriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Oct 2023
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Aziraphale’s lips curled into a cheeky smile, and he wrapped his hands around Crowley’s waist, tugging him closer until their breath mingled. “If you’re amenable, my dear.”
"Anything Angel."
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A short fic about an angel and demon being in love, and needing a little push before something is done about it.
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I'll Be There To Take Care Of You by comicallybadwriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale finds that the colder it grew in London, the more he saw of his demonic friend from Mayfair. It wasn't a question as to why, being that the angel owned a fireplace and comfortable furniture in that bookshop of his. But when he gets to the point of winter that Crowley would usually be hovering around the angel almost all hours of the day, he found the demon wasn't there.
Out of worry for the poor dear, Aziraphale gives Crowley's flat a ring.or
Crowley is stubborn and sick and Aziraphale takes care of him.
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Liquid Thoughts by comicallybadwriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Aug 2023
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Aziraphale finds himself watching Crowley through the crowd, fixated on the demon and their companion who seems far too close to be anything platonic. Not that it mattered to Aziraphale. It shouldn't- It couldn't matter. He was an angel. It wouldn't matter if the demon was tempting some human to do their bidding or anything else that Crowley would ask of them.
Aziraphale and Crowley find each other again merely hours after their sit down with oysters.
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Screaming Out In Silence by comicallybadwriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Aug 2023
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Throughout history, humans have evolved into wonderous things. Some... not so much. Crowley first finds this out in the 14th century, when a group of humans assault her in accusation of her being a demon. They were right, but they still didn't need to do anything to hurt her. When she woke up again, she'd been stripped and left for dead in the middle of nowhere; found by an angel, and in more pain than anything.
The story of humans cruelty.
[Vague mention of rape/ abuse/ non-con]
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Crawley was pacing. A demon did not pace. They lurked, they squirmed, they crawled and slithered. They. Did. Not. Pace. But Crawley was. He couldn’t handle the thought of those poor innocent children losing their lives over some petty disagreement with the Almighty. What’d the kids do anyway? Not like they’d been around long enough to upset the bloody creator.
Crawley spends some time around town in Mesopotamia, before the Flood begins. He wasn't expecting to make any friends, but there he was, spoiling a group of children while they braided his hair and he returned the favour.
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You’d thought about asking the man in the mirror, The Doctor, as he called himself, to come out on occasion. Sometimes to just talk when you could. Perhaps you would have told him more about yourself, about… your father and his violent tendencies.
He never appeared on days you expected him to, one day he’d even shown up in the girls restroom mirror after you’d had a nasty run in with some bullies. Divas more like it. Too stuck up to get over the idea of someone else wearing makeup. They’d scrubbed your face clean and laughed about the bruising around your left eye that day. Not that you cared once the doctor appeared in the mirror.
“Ugly on the inside they are, and I mean- look at that makeup. Outside too I think.”
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A strange man appears on the other side of your mirror one night, and you shake it off as an imaginary friend. It was normal-ish for a 12-year-old to have an imaginary friend, right? And no one said that he'd not leave after showing up.
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Kiss Me Once, Now Kiss Me Again by comicallybadwriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Jul 2023
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“What are you apologising for? That doesn’t- I don’t understand… I-”
An unintelligible noise left his mouth when Aziraphale stroked a finger over his hand. “A lot of things really; for dragging you into this mess, for leaving you alone with the shop and Gabriel with fear that he could destroy you, for… well for not seeing your love any sooner than now, when you were off your head on some Heavenly poison that I was sure would have negative effects, but it didn’t. Thank goodness for that.”How the end of the second season should have gone
SPOILERS FOR GOOD OMENS S2!!!
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Before The Wall of Eden by comicallybadwriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 May 2023
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Crawley spends the first few days in the garden of Eden simply lurking. And as a demon would lurk, he did the same. Perhaps the demons in Hell wouldn't call his form of lurking the same as their own, but they didn't need to know his involved slithering around with an angel. Besides, it was part of his plan. So they couldn't complain.