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    "You are, though," Ilya responds, still looking angry. "You are so desperate you had to fuck yourself with your hand, couldn't even wait for me to come back from the shower."

    Shane is shocked by this. He's still not sure when Ilya wants him and when he doesn't; Ilya still hooks up with other people, though not in their dorm room anymore.

    "I didn't know that was an option," Shane says, shakily. "We've never talked about it."

    "Stupid zaychik," Ilya says, less angry and more — something. Forceful, maybe. His pupils are huge. "All you had to do was ask Daddy."

    OR: Ilya overhears Shane masturbating and finds out about his Daddy kink.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    Retired hockey player Shane has been lying to his mom about having a boyfriend, but now he’s agreed to take said boyfriend to the family reunion.

    Ilya Rozanov is Shane’s friendly neighbour. Maybe he can help!

    “Okay, so this is my plan: I re-download Tinder and make a profile that has one photo of me, with the caption ‘I need a fake boyfriend for my family reunion. I will pay you $30,000 and cover travel.’ That’ll work, right?”

    Or: The smutty fake dating fic with no miscommunication! They said it couldn’t be done, but I have done it.

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    26 Aug 2026

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    Shane breathes in deep, a contented little sigh, and then pauses for another long time. Just slightly tensed, like he’s preparing himself for something, but Ilya doesn’t really have the chance to worry before he says, “I had…a good time tonight.”
    “Mm, was good night,” Ilya murmurs. Kisses hair, kisses eyebrow. “Nice dinner, nice weather.”
    “Yeah, it was nice,” Shane murmurs. He sighs, clears his throat. “Thank you for such a nice first date.”
    Ilya mouths first date to himself, mind running to figure out what that could mean in this context.
    Then Shane shifts and says, “I wasn’t sure what to expect when you asked me out.”
    Ah.

    Shane decides to play a game. Ilya is exactly where he wants to be.

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    24 Aug 2026

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    Ilya popped the lid off and seductively licked all the way around his container, breaking the seal of the Jell-O, and then sucked the contents down without breaking eye contact. Shane did the same, his tongue knowing how to move before his brain did, automatically slowing down and drawing it out as he hollowed his cheeks to suck the lime concoction.

    “Damn, Hollzy!” Troy hollered. “Roz, you are a lucky man.”

    “The luckiest,” Ilya said, through heavy breaths.

    He held eye contact with Shane for a long moment, before grabbing his face and kissing him hard. Shane breathed deep to steady himself, scanning the room. Everyone was focused on the stage, and various gay couples around them made out far more fervently. Shane did a double take to realize Luca was already included in that mix. He leaned in to kiss Ilya again. Ilya immediately licked into him. The lime aftertaste in Shane’s mouth mixed with the cherry on Ilya’s tongue as he melted into him.

    OR, as the dust still settles in the first few months of marriage and playing with the Centaurs, Shane explores a side of himself he was used to hiding as Harris takes the queer Centaurs out in San Francisco.

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    17 Aug 2026

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    “Curtis, let me get this straight,” Ilya said, still half asleep. ”Are you telling me I grow up in Russia, I worry whole time about dangers of being gay, I risk those dangers and my job when I am outed, am only safe after I marry my husband, but am lucky enough to never have formal trouble with tyrannical regime, only to officially be reprimanded by suburban Canadian neighborhood code for the property I own?”

    “No one is trying to stop you from being gay Mr. Rozanov.”

    “Hollander-Rozanov.”

    “We just ask that you follow the neighborhood’s bylaws about how you display it.”

    “Funny,” Ilya said dryly. “Putin told me the same thing.”

    OR Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov are a lot of things, including bitchy gays. As they put up with less bullshit in married life, their petty side shows more. Never come between a professional ragebaiter and his bitch wife.

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    17 Aug 2026