daddymortimer
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A tipsy Dina found him that night at the bar, having noticed his laser focused gaze on the man. “Can you believe he’s 55 years old and still looks that good?” she giggled as she pressed her white gloved hand to Don’s cheek. Don felt his eyes widen and turned towards her, to which she only giggled again and made to totter away in her stilettos. Don made a tutting noise and pulled her back by the wrist. “But who is he?” He watched the man sip his drink as his (gorgeous) wife talked with a group of people.
“Oh, Michael’s brother-in-law. Mortimer Goth.” The air tasted like money.
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- Part 1 of the pleasantview diaries
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“You’re cruising at your daughter’s wedding?”
(or; don & daniel fuck nasty again)
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- Part 3 of the pleasantview diaries
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the good are never easy, the easy never good by daddymortimer
Fandoms: The Sims (Video Games)
25 May 2023
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“Looks like the miserable cheaters convention is in town. Buy you a shot?”
(or; don isn't great at choosing what's good for him)
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- Part 2 of the pleasantview diaries
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Ripp and Johnny decide to go investigate a recent UFO crash and run into an unfortunate booby trap.
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or: when you accidentally get caught in your father's military operation's sex pollen alien booby trap with your crush/best friend.Series
- Part 1 of the strangetown files
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“Don’t knock it ‘till you’ve tried it Wayne,” Gail had said. And yes, they had been talking about the purely hypothetical situation of having either a penis for a nose or a vagina for a mouth, and Wayne doesn’t want either of those, but with all the talk of meat hoses and bumfucking that had been going on lately, a man was bound to get curious, now wasn’t he?
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great expectations college au by daddymortimer
Fandom Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
07 Sep 2014
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headcanon log:
biromantic demisexual pip
biromantic bisexual herbert
aromantic grey-asexual estella
grey-aromantic heterosexual transman drummle (aka actual truscum bentley drummle)
panromantic asexual nonbinary startop- Words:
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An alternate version of 04 x 09 'Something Blue'.
Instead of causing Giles to go blind, Willow inadvertently traps him (and Spike) in his apartment for the foreseeable future. Spike is feeling hungry, horny, and wants to try and tease out Giles' dark side.
Also, Giles is a trans man in this one.
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Bookmarked by daddymortimer
13 Aug 2026
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Spike is living in Xander's basement. Xander is sick of it.
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10 Aug 2026
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catalyst by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
27 Oct 2025
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Wade allows himself the blissful shock of feeling Spidey shiver through that first unexpected orgasm before he unthaws himself and carries him to the bedroom. He lays him down on the bed, smears one last indulgent kiss to his temple, then peels himself from the room altogether and into the hallway.
Which is where he sits currently, slunk to the floor, head in his hands, trying to come up with some sort of plan. Wade doesn’t do plans. He goes in guns blazing, shooting first and asking questions later. He can’t do that now.
This sucks. Even on his best behavior, Wade is so not morally upstanding enough for a sex pollen trope.
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- Part 27 of anincompletelist's kinktober '25
Bookmarked by daddymortimer
06 Aug 2026
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You Leaf Me Breathless by jenpix
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
28 Aug 2024
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“Then what do you want?” Wade asked. “What can I do?”
Peter took a shaky breath, seeming to gather up his courage before turning his gaze to Wade’s mask.
“I really,” Peter took a step forward, “really,” another step, “really want you to kiss me.”
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After a B-List supervillain doses Spiderman with the same drug he'd been tracking, Deadpool takes him back to his apartment.Bookmarked by daddymortimer
06 Aug 2026
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“We don’t know that taking care of it makes it better,” Sousa said, and Jack slammed his fist against the one-way glass in frustration. But the other kept talking, and he hated how he didn’t sound phased one bit. “It’s the theory, and a good one, and one the lab-rats are sure about, but we can’t take any chances. So just… do what you have to do. Pretend I’m not here.”
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Jack gets infected with something that makes him incredibly horny, and Daniel helps him get it out of his system before it burns him up from the inside.
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05 Aug 2026