20 Works by daddymortimer
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A tipsy Dina found him that night at the bar, having noticed his laser focused gaze on the man. “Can you believe he’s 55 years old and still looks that good?” she giggled as she pressed her white gloved hand to Don’s cheek. Don felt his eyes widen and turned towards her, to which she only giggled again and made to totter away in her stilettos. Don made a tutting noise and pulled her back by the wrist. “But who is he?” He watched the man sip his drink as his (gorgeous) wife talked with a group of people.
“Oh, Michael’s brother-in-law. Mortimer Goth.” The air tasted like money.
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- Part 1 of the pleasantview diaries
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“You’re cruising at your daughter’s wedding?”
(or; don & daniel fuck nasty again)
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- Part 3 of the pleasantview diaries
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the good are never easy, the easy never good by daddymortimer
Fandoms: The Sims (Video Games)
25 May 2023
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“Looks like the miserable cheaters convention is in town. Buy you a shot?”
(or; don isn't great at choosing what's good for him)
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- Part 2 of the pleasantview diaries
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Ripp and Johnny decide to go investigate a recent UFO crash and run into an unfortunate booby trap.
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or: when you accidentally get caught in your father's military operation's sex pollen alien booby trap with your crush/best friend.Series
- Part 1 of the strangetown files
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“Don’t knock it ‘till you’ve tried it Wayne,” Gail had said. And yes, they had been talking about the purely hypothetical situation of having either a penis for a nose or a vagina for a mouth, and Wayne doesn’t want either of those, but with all the talk of meat hoses and bumfucking that had been going on lately, a man was bound to get curious, now wasn’t he?
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i ain't no gal-boy by daddymortimer
Fandoms: The CiviliTy of Albert Cashier - Stevens & Wooden/Deratany, American Civil War RPF
25 Oct 2017
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it was originally a joke, you see. he just wanted to confront jeff, make him a little uncomfortable, make him squirm.
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you've never known me before by daddymortimer
Fandoms: The CiviliTy of Albert Cashier - Stevens & Wooden/Deratany, American Civil War RPF
24 Oct 2017
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albert gives billy some advice
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just a little light by daddymortimer
Fandoms: The CiviliTy of Albert Cashier - Stevens & Wooden/Deratany, American Civil War RPF
24 Oct 2017
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sergeant collins contemplates
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 202
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 86
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i want to complicate you by daddymortimer
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber, Phantom - Susan Kay
03 Jul 2016
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Meg: raoul’s mad at u
Erik: Raoul’s always mad at me. –E
Meg: he tweeted and it said “i’m sad about hot guys who don’t know they’re hot” and i was like. it’s mister broody mask guy isn’t it? and now he’s at my house drinking a lot of diet coke and attempting to play those compositions you left by the piano last week.
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they say i'm a big heartbreaker (but doctor, i'd never hurt ya) by daddymortimer
Fandoms: Historical RPF, Doctor Who, Torchwood
03 Jul 2016
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"If I were to travel in time," Lord Byron said, resting his chin on his palm, "I think I should like to go to the future."
(or; jack harkness time travels and then sex happens)
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if i could convert 2 and 2 into 5 it would give me much greater pleasure by daddymortimer
Fandoms: Maleficent (2014)
22 Dec 2014
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the "i fell asleep in the bookstore where you work" au that no one asked for.
Diaval works at The Moors, a used bookstore. Phillip is a very persistent customer.
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tumblr prompt: "byron & shelley. popular kid and nerd au"
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Pip gets his hand stuck in a vending machine and a stranger comes to help
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- Part 1 of great expectations college au
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i'm glad i lost the nerve to run away by daddymortimer
Fandoms: Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
05 Aug 2014
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“And what if you had no interest in kissing anybody at all?”
“Then I should kiss no one, though I find it hard to imagine I should never want to kiss. Why do you ask, my dear Handel?”
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like raffles and manders by daddymortimer
Fandoms: Professor Moriarty: The Hound of the D'Urbervilles - Kim Newman, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
15 Feb 2014
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Moriarty is bored and lecturing again. Moran never knows what's going on.
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Elsa wasn't actually alone in the ice castle. Another had laid claim to the North Mountain before her and was pissed that someone had just gone and built a castle on it. Icy decides to stake her claim and inadvertently goes domestic. Oops.
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i wrote a letter to lord byron apparently
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ten little bullets by daddymortimer
Fandoms: Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (2013)
26 May 2013
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Two men use a pool for the first, and last, time.
(Or, what would have happened if Nick had stayed for a swim with Gatsby.)
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when i call your name by daddymortimer
Fandoms: Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (2013)
14 May 2013
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Gatsby calls people "old sport" more often when he's nervous. Nick is fairly certain that the millionaire has forgotten his next door neighbor's name by now.
(Or, the one where Nick loves his name, Gatsby is awkwardly in love, and "old sport" barely counts as a nickname.)
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Athelstan never noticed thunder in the monastery. Now it puts a chill into his bones and he just wants to hide.