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Seven Minutes In Hell by desolationometry
Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game), Among Us (Cartoon 2026)
07 Sep 2026
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Purple has never quite recovered from Red's betrayal after the reactor disaster. Their dismissal from MIRA left them broke and struggling for employment, so when Red appeared on their doorstep to offer them a job at the Skeld, they had little choice but to accept.
But being on the Skeld doesn't mean that Purple has forgiven Red. In fact, they go out of their way to avoid any interaction and lock themselves in the security room for hours on end.
Seeing no other (rational) option, Red comes up with a deluded plan in an attempt to get Purple to talk to them. But will it work? Or will it only deepen the chasm that already mars their relationship?
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Bill Cipher gets everything he ever wanted, including (especially) a “marriage” to his favorite human.
Ford and Stan disagree about where to go from here.
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06 Sep 2026
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PURPLE: Okay, I think it's working.
RED: Are you sure?
PURPLE: Yes, I'm pretty sure. I just sat down.
RED: I mean… is that light supposed to be blinking?
PURPLE: Yeah. That means it's recording.
RED: Are you sure?
PURPLE: Yeah. I'm sure.
RED: What if it's just, like, previewing or something? Can it do that? You know when stuff goes in display mode and functions just enough for you to think it's working...
PURPLE: Red, it's fine.
RED: Are you sure?
PURPLE: Are you just gonna keep asking if I'm sure?
Video diaries by the remaining crew of the Skeld, logging the aftermath of the murders.
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- Part 11 of cameracap funny moments compilation
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04 Sep 2026
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see, i've got you (all figured out) by sincerelysamedt
Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game), Among Us (Cartoon 2026)
20 Aug 2026
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There are three constants to the clientele Purple caters to.
First, they're pretty.
Second, they're easy.
And third—
"Excuse me?" The personal assistant— Green, according to their nametag— asks. "Are you the photographer?"
#C51111 is Purple's 4 o'clock booking.
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20 Aug 2026
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"Oh my god. Heracles, kill this dipshit."
Purple is a contract killer. Red is the target.
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- Part 14 of cameracap funny moments compilation
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15 Aug 2026
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PURPLE: Red is a dumbass. Statement over.
ORANGE: Er, I was hoping you'd go into a little more detail?
PURPLE, considering: Red is a huge dumbass. Statement over.
ORANGE, frustrated: Just tell us what happened yesterday.
PURPLE: My head hurts and I really don't want to.
ORANGE: Oh, come on. Just a little bit more! Give me something to work with here.
PURPLE: Why do you wanna know so bad, anyway? Weren't you there?
A brief series of interviews concerning an altercation among MIRA Inc. employees.
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- Part 9 of cameracap funny moments compilation
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28 Jul 2026