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    “Happy birthday, Eijirou," Katsuki said, a mix of a smile and a smirk on his face but he looked so genuine as he stared up at Eijirou. "Wanna marry me?"

    And before Eijirou could even stutter, Katsuki said a pointed, "You know you're legally bound to say yes."

    "W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN LEGALLY BOUND?!"

    "I'm sure I've got the contract somewhere."

    Holy shit. Holy fucking shit, Eijirou knew what this was about.

    "Katsuki," Eijirou said after a deep breath, a hand resting a little shakily over his brow. "We wrote that when we were seventeen in red crayon that I found under my bed."

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    Fallback Marriage Pact

    This contract hereby states that if the two parties, Bakugou Katsuki and Kirishima Eijirou, are both extremely pathetically single by the time they are thirty years old then they will engage in holy matrimony.

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    where pro-hero Eijirou has just turned thirty and he’s so alone, until his old best friend from high school suddenly turns up on his doorstep on his knee courtesy of the fallback marriage pact they made thirteen years ago. To hell if he’s not dreaming.

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    02 Sep 2026

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    Kirishima somehow accidentally becomes a supervillain, because that's something that normally happens, right?

    (It doesn't. Kirishima is just abnormally, astronomically, and exceptionally unlucky.)

    In which Kirishima is always in the wrong place at the wrong time and has convinced half of the hero ranks that he's some sort of diabolical mastermind who keeps getting away. When in reality, he's just a simple barista with big dreams and an even bigger crush on the manly hero who always orders a caramel macchiato.

    ...and also happens to be trying to throw Kirishima into prison.

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    01 Sep 2026

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    “Engine’s still running,” Bakugou says. “And I wouldn’t even be out here if you weren’t harassing my boyfriend.”

    “Your what?” Kaminari squawks.

    Todoroki’s analyzing gaze is burning into one side of Eijirou’s skull. Eijirou studiously ignores him. The only thing he’s looking at is Bakugou, who had raised his eyebrows just a little, just for Eijirou, like he was checking to make sure he was still okay with this.

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    Star soccer forward Kirishima Eijirou ends up with a delinquent tutor, fake boyfriend, and chauffeur all in one day. Things devolve from there.

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    01 Sep 2026

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    “Is it the salary,” Lan Zhan asks, head tilting in a question.

    He looks gorgeous and Wei Ying hates him for it.

    “No, the compensation is very generous.”

    “The hours,” Lan Zhan guesses, and that gives Wei Ying an idea.

    “Yeah, the hours are too much,” he says, putting on his whiny voice, “I’m still in my twenties, you know? I want to go out and eat with my friends, and, and maybe find a boyfriend and get married, have a few kids, adopt some cats.”

    Lan Zhan looks at him as if he has gone insane.

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    Wei Ying resigns from his post as Lan Zhan's executive assistant.

    Lan Zhan goes to great lengths to keep him.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    One night, world famous musician Ash Lynx drunk tweets about a cute boy he saw in a magazine and all hell breaks loose.

    “Oh my God, just show me!” Eiji yells nervously.

    Yut-Lung presses his lips tightly, turning his phone screen for Eiji to see. Eiji tenses when he sees the photos from his photoshoot on Twitter, but it’s nothing compared to the way his body freezes when he notices the person who tweeted them.

    Ash Lynx ✓ @ash-lynx

    who are you where do you live how old are you why are you so fine how do you like your eggs in the morning

    [IMAGE] [IMAGE]

    73.231 Retweets 101.762 Likes

    Eiji stares, and stares, and stares while his brain processes the fact that Ash Lynx, the Ash Lynx –famous musician whose entire discography is on Eiji’s Spotify list— has tweeted about him and called him fine.

    A long moment later, Eiji’s mouth falls open and a scream rips from his throat.

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    10 Aug 2026