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A selection of exchanges between two nerds.
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my desire is always to be here by beatlesot4 (dovand) for balalaykas
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)
01 Jan 2026
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A fill for this Kinkmeme prompt:
The breakup is as messy as always, but there’s some contract cock-up which means they have to record one more Beatles album. Which is fine, because they’ve written loads of songs… they just all happen to be about how much they hate each other.
…ie What if Too Many People/How Do You Sleep/Wah-Wah etc were Beatles songs -
when i can power through / when i need some help from you by beatlesot4 (dovand)
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)
05 Nov 2025
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When Paul wakes it is to the warmth of another body in his bed. His new bed; he is still adjusting to the shapes of this room. In the mornings the sunrise comes through the creamy curtains, a tiny sliver of light on the wall where they have not drawn all the way closed. At Forthlin both ends of his bed backed onto a wall. Here the bed has a footboard and is in the middle of the room, and is (evidently) wide enough to accommodate Paul, several pillows, and John.
an alternate ending to chapter 11 of "You Never Give Me Your Money" by thehuxler
title from "Juliet" by cavetown
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Paul almost turns on his heel, ready to walk right back out of the WC and apologise for not knocking, before he realises two key things. One: Ringo has his arms wrapped around him such that both hands are visible, curled up around his sides. Two: he hardly ever bothers with an STP anyway, and especially not on tour.
[Transmasc Beatles vs a urinal-only bathroom. Fight!]
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- Part 2 of Zoomertles
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It takes ages, and several well-timed mentions of, in no particular order—their all being trans; Ringo being demisexual; John having a laundry list of DSM diagnoses; George’s horde of siblings (never mind that his parents are doing alright)—but they finally get signed.
[OR: The year is 20 *mumble mumble* and the Beatles are the next big thing. They're having a totally normal, precedented time. Also, they're all trans nerds.]
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- Part 1 of Zoomertles
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Zoomer Beatles causing chaos.
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System Kirk series by dovand, stevensimonscotty
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
08 Sep 2022
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A Star Trek AU in which James T. Kirk, Captain of the USS Enterprise, is a plural system.
The Captain(s): AOS/TOS (can be read as either). Spock finds out about the system. By stevensimonscotty.
A State of Deep Compatibility: AOS/TOS. Follows “The Captain(s)”. Spock mind-melds with Jim, and visits his headspace. By stevensimonscotty.
Out of Stone: AOS-specific. Directly follows “A State of Deep Compatibility”. Spock and K’Ahtz get a chance to talk. By dovand.
WIP: TOS-specific. Directly follows “A State of Deep Compatibility”. Spock and K’Ahtz get a chance to talk. By stevensimonscotty.
Blue: AOS/TOS. Takes place after all previous works. Jamie wakes up feeling upset. Thankfully, Spock is right there. By dovand.
All We Talk About Is Leaving: AOS. Takes place before “The Captain(s)”, at Starfleet Academy. Cal gets triggered out of the blue. By stevensimonscotty.- Words:
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October 2022 Challenge(s) by dovand
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies)
24 Oct 2022
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“Sneaking up on an old vamp’s a great way to make sure you don't live past your first night, you know.”
And then his stalker revealed itself with a meow.
An orange and cream cat hopped up onto a marble headstone, blue eyes round and bright in the pre-dawn gloam.
“Oh,” Spike said, ignoring the dent in his pride. “Well, if you don't mind, I'm going home.”
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In which Spike acquires a cat, and learns a little bit about self love.
Bookmarked by dovand
18 Apr 2026
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buried in a burning flame (sunlight) by ineffability (robertmontauk)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
29 Jun 2019
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"- you know. Up there. Was your name Crowley, back then?
"Eh. Don’t think so. Satan named me, I think. Pretty sure, actually. Crawly, you know. Because of the whole… snake. Thing. Doesn’t seem like a right… heavenly sort of name, y’know?"Series
- Part 2 of (it's a) wasteland, baby
Bookmarked by dovand
17 Apr 2026
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heartsick (but I'd do it again) by Anonymous
Fandoms: CollegeHumor | Dropout RPF, Dimension 20 (Web Series) RPF
02 Mar 2026
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Illustration based on user whistlepuppet's fic "call me friend but keep me closer"
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Bookmarked by dovand
02 Mar 2026
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"Page And Plant Genuinely Like Each Other": Thirteen short episodes set in 1975 by bron_yr_aur
Fandoms: Led Zeppelin
09 Jan 2024
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A collection of drabbles set in 1975, inspired by our favorite YouTube comment “Page and plant genuinely like each other.” Exploring the concept that not only are these terrible men madly in love—they actually do, against all odds, genuinely like each other.
Bookmarked by dovand
23 Feb 2026
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Some unspecified magical fluke temporarily gives Paul a cunt. John’s loath to waste a good opportunity.
Bookmarked by beatlesot4 (dovand)
08 Feb 2026