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  1. Rec 8

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    A podfic of 'the inherent eroticism of shallots' by eboi.

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    Rival celebrity chefs Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are invited to a live panel about “The Future of Healthy Home Cooking.”

    The producers want lively debate, the audience wants drama, and the internet wants their feud.

    Incidentally, and entirely unrelated, Shane and Ilya have spent the last decade secretly in love.

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    26 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 84

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    Niall lies for Ruben on the stand, ruins a man’s life, then disappears. 6 years later, Ruben finds him.

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    11 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 51

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    What if Ryan Price was the Mexico Top?

    Let's find out -

    (Title makes this sound angsty, it's not really, they're just anxious as fuck)

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    04 May 2026

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    After they came out, Shane was ready for people to be weird.

    It was weird with other guys in the league, weird with reporters, weird with angry fans who thought his relationship had tanked their fantasy teams and their sports betting parlays, weird with sponsors and their very enthusiastic pride campaign pitches, weird on all the social media that he avoided like the plague.

    What he hadn't expected was for things to be so fucking weird with other gay people.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    "Obviously Troy does not think we are together if he is asking you on a date now.”

    “Or does he?” Shane said, and broke away to pace the length of the kitchen. “What if he was testing you? Seeing if you would admit it when he asked for my number? And what if he’s testing me, now, to see how I respond?”

    “Why would he do that?” said Ilya, tonelessly.

    “To catch us out!” Shane said, as if this were the most obvious thing in the world. “Troy definitely figured out we were together when you came out to him. For all you know, the others on your team might have figured it out too, if we’ve been as obvious as we apparently have been this whole time. What if they just want us to admit it? What if they’re messing with us?”
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    Or, Troy asks Ilya for Shane’s number. Ilya, not knowing how to say no without raising suspicion, gives it to him. Hijinks ensue. Secrets are revealed. Loosely inspired by the Friends episode The One Where Everybody Finds Out.

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    11 Apr 2026