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Light has given the Death Note to the government, but still retains ownership, and owns a cake shop together with his now best friend L, who doesn’t trust him to not revert back to his serial killing ways as much as Light doesn’t trust him not to eat all the cakes they bake. L gets them accepted onto a baking show with the ulterior motive of ‘saving’ the leftover desserts.
(Light and L in a baking competition. Enjoy.)
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hold yourself steady by MatchstickQ
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
11 Aug 2026
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Item: Chest Compressor of the Fondling Father
An elastic and nylon tunic which (unlike its death trap predecessors) has a one-way pocket dimension entry between the lower band and shoulder straps, ensuring any body part placed within is safe in the void for any duration of time. You can be a stealth-maxxing passoid for far longer than 8 hours with no rib bruising—just watch out for any interdimensional hitchhikers, wink wink. This bad boy was plagiarized so blatantly from Tumblr that it may as well have been stolen from the president! Which it was, kind of. Specifically the third one. Hope you like Vocaloid, you weeaboo shit.
> Adds +2 to Constitution
> Will always be partly visible from the neckline of any shirt-class item.
> Adds +3 to Charisma, unless whoever you are speaking to recognizes it, in which case it is -1.
> Warning! This item contains an entrance to a pocket dimension. Usual rules apply.
> This is a unique item! It cannot be sold or traded.-
Alternatively: an additional parallel exists between Carl and the System AI. It takes a while for both of them to navigate this fully.
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It’s like this: if Phoenix Von Karma loses at something, he turns into a dog. The dog varies in breed and size, as does the duration. It probably has something to do with how embarrassed he is at losing, and whether or not it was important, and how badly he wants to have thumbs again. He’s expecting Professor Von Karma to hit the roof, but he takes it surprisingly well.
“My daughter has a talent,” he says indulgently chucking the girl under the chin as she preens. “Though it is an unfortunate malady. You know what must be done.”
And so Phoenix stops losing. At anything.
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How To Become The Master of Dragons and Narrowly Avoid Committing War Crimes by mycrabisinhell
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon)
12 Aug 2026
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Hiccup and Toothless leave Berk and embark on their own journey. Together they spend their newfound freedom exploring beyond the archipelago, learning about and training new dragons, and fighting the occasional dragon hunter.
Or, Astrid doesn't follow Hiccup to the cove and he leaves Berk.
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In the Absence of Space by Cowboycrows
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
07 Jul 2026
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Simon waited.
Waited for them to apologize. Tell him there’s nothing they could do. That he wasn’t worth the trouble or resources, that he wasn’t worth the time.
But that never came.
Instead, after a second Grace came back on the line, his voice sounding determined now. “Alright,” he said. “Hang tight.”
Simon blinked slowly. “What?”
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When a stranger at a bar claims he's invented truth serum, House takes the pill, determined to prove him wrong because truth serum isn't real.
And now House can't lie.
But even though he's talking about how much he wants to sleep with Wilson, nobody believes him, which is perfect—until he starts showing symptoms from whatever was in the pill.
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