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    Tommy has been held captive by aliens for god knows how long, when one day they drop an alien in his cell with the expectation he'll kill it. But little do they know that humans aren't actually bloodthirsty beasts. Instead, a terrified Wilbur realizes he's been dropped in a cell with a teenager far from home and in over his head. Tommy makes it his mission to get him and Wilbur out, and Wilbur makes it his mission to convince his family that humans aren't anything to be feared, and somehow along the way Tommy finds family in a birdman, a giant pig dude, and a shark looking man.

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    Humans are space orcs, considered the most dangerous creatures in the galaxy; no one has seen one and lived to tell the tale. Dream gets his hands on one to use as a weapon, but it fails horribly and Tommy is snatched by sbi. But not before scaring the shit out of every alien he meets and biting off a finger... or two.... But hey, at least he got two terrifying alien brothers and a dad out of it!

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    21 Oct 2022

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    Techno stops, narrowing one eye and glancing to Phil. “He’s almost eighteen.”

    “No,” Phil replies firmly, a deep-set worry in his face. “Techno, no. They are children.”

    Techno exhales. “Well, we aren’t here for the runt,” he mutters, and Phil makes a wounded noise. “Just the King.”

    or: newly crowned after the death of his parents, child king Wilbur Soot thinks he's hiring a royal advisor and a captain of the guard. In reality, his council has contracted Phil Watson and Technoblade as assassins on the grounds that the entire kingdom is unhappy with Wilbur's rule. Throughout it all, Tommy wastes away in his room, some sort of mystery illness chipping away at his health.

    Wilbur and Tommy are none the wiser, and Techno and Phil have to make a decision.

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    23 Aug 2022

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    Phil’s eyes light up in some sort of understanding. “You’re the author?” It throws Wilbur off guard because he hadn't been expecting Phil to remember that at all.

    Techno tenses slowly, reluctantly confirming by nodding, (behind him, Wilbur is sending multiple telepathic apologies that Technoblade doesn’t seem to receive.) Phil smiles wide.

    “So what does it mean?” Phil asks softly, and whatever turmoil Techno had faced before is gone now, relaxing as he smiles and says “Wilbur has a sibling.”

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    Or, Wilbur's wings glow and he freaks out about it. Found family ensues.

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    10 Aug 2022

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    "Are you alright, your Highness?"

    When Wilbur blinks, his vision focuses. Tommy is crouching in front of him, and Wilbur sucks in a deep breath.

    Now that the world is still again, Wilbur is acutely aware of the rapid pounding of his heart, the strum of panic in his veins.

    He'd almost died, he realises belatedly.

    But he hadn't. Because Tommy had saved him
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    Wilbur doesn't want a guard—and he plans on making sure that Tommy knows it. Unfortunately, things change when Wilbur ends up getting more attached than he means to.

    ~ft. Wilbur as a prince, Tommy as the knight protecting him, and a realisation that neither can stand to let the other get hurt.

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    09 Aug 2022