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So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Feb 2022
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Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.
But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.
Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.
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See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.
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07 Aug 2026
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Fairytale Zombies by Spideypool_supremacy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
13 Jul 2024
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The first time Spider-Man encounters Deadpool, he is standing like a guard dog ready to atack, a sharp katana in his hands.
The second time Spider-Man sees Deadpool, he is sipping a pink cocktail at his daughter's birthday party.
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18 Jul 2026
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Lima syndrome (and other great first date ideas) by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Jul 2026
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Deadpool kidnaps Spider-Man and then quickly loses control of the situation. So, obviously, he does it again.
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17 Jul 2026
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It’s not thievery—Deadpool is a very bad man who's done very bad things, so it hardly counts.
So if Peter’s…borrowing stuff from him, it’s simply because someone has to set order to the natural balance of things.
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04 Jun 2026
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In your image by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Feb 2026
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Deadpool finds out about the Daily Bugle’s smear campaign against Spider-Man. He corners one Peter B. Parker, a notorious paparazzi, to set him straight about Spidey. Peter must put in a good word for him, because Spidey’s icy heart thaws a little. Hence, it’s natural that Deadpool continues to seek Peter’s advice about the arachnid hero.
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22 May 2026