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Rowan is a 30-something fashionista assassin, Luce is a 20-something disaster of a mage, Conan is recently a graduated cyber prodigy who LARPs for fun - Come along as they do jobs for their shady Organization and grow closer together as friends...AND LOVERS? (lol Luce wishes)
Also there's a poltergeist (probably ETA: MAYBE NOT?!) and an impending apocalypse. No biggie.
*Not on hiatus, just very slow to update! They are not forgotten!!*
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peepshow by hexdeleted (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Marvel 616
09 Nov 2019
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Victor swaps bodies with Reed. Locked away in the castle, with no way of contacting the outside world, Reed gets... curious.
And horny.
(The swap itself is certainly not a thing that Reed is thrilled by, but I'm stealing the ults arrangement where Reed actually agreed to a swap because he needed Victor's help, even though non-con body stealing is something Doom has done before.)
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23 Jul 2026
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home is nowhere, therefore you by Ark
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
30 Jan 2020
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"Right, well," Jaskier says, when he halts before Geralt. Up close, he looks much more nervous. There is sweat on his brow and his collar is damp with it, and his teeth keep catching on his lower lip. "True love's kiss. There's—ah—there's nothing to it." And he bends, the utter imbecile, and kisses Geralt full on the mouth.
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08 Nov 2022
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Good evening,
Please review the attached photograph and verify that it has aroused you. Furthermore, please provide photographs of your own at your earliest convenience. Thank you, and I look forward to your response.
Sincerely,
Spock* * * *
After drunkenly making out with a coworker at a mixer, Spock determines to follow up appropriately. Armed with research into socio-sexual behaviours and a list of expected next steps, he initiates what he expects to be a less-than-one-month casual sexual relationship, based on the averages he's observed with Jim's previous flings. He's going to get a good grade in behaving like a normal neurotypical human (something that's normal to want and possible to achieve).
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He knows what Daniel is about to say before he begins.
“Yeah, hey listen. I got some fact checking to do—”
“I’ve told you, Daniel. I’ve given my story. He can give his. I declined to participate in this documentary—”
“I watched you feed on Armand in Dubai, right? I’m not making that up?”
Louis’s hands pause. That wasn’t what he was expecting at all.
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For 114 years, Louis had an aversion to drinking Lestat's blood, but not for the reason Lestat thinks. Daniel reaches out to Louis for a fact check.
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13 Jun 2026
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"A wager," Prometheus proposes. "Tonight's battle. If I win, I give you what you want."
Shameless PWP. Seriously, the plot is nonexistent.
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25 May 2026