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"What," Lae'zel says, "is that."
Her voice sounds severe—but then again, her voice always sounds severe, and at least there's no accompanying sound of a greatsword being drawn. Shadowheart lets her hand drop from the handle of her glaive and turns around.
"What's what?" She glances up and down the street, but there's nothing out of the ordinary to be seen: just another street in the Lower City, thrumming quietly with everyday activity. There's a pair of kids whacking each other with sticks—a steel-gray dragonborn hawking potions and dyes—a noblewoman with a stupid little purse dog, the two of them turning up their noses at a selection of vegetables—a drow wobbling on his feet, supported by friends who seem nearly as unsteady as he is—
"That." Weeks of journeying together mean that Lae'zel doesn't outright point at people anymore, but the tilt of her head is just as obvious. "That—creature."
OR: Team Tadpole plays a game. Lae'zel confronts the complexities of taxonomy.
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"Hey. Hey, Hollander."
Shane sighs, drains the last sip of his beer, and turns towards the voice.
"You mind if I ask you a question?"
Can I fucking stop you?
OR: Shane Hollander meets a Boston Raiders fan. The conversation doesn't go quite how he expects.
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hear the wrong and see the right by etben for serakit
Fandoms: Mairelon the Magician - Patricia Wrede
18 Dec 2024
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Richard Merrill has a conversation with his mother.
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it doesn't hurt; there's nothing to it by etben for marginaliana
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series), Dimension 20: A Court of Fey and Flowers
18 Dec 2023
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"I mean, I'm not an innocent," Hob says, bristling against an attack Rue has no plan to aim at him. "But affairs among the Goblin Court, as you can perhaps imagine, are somewhat—rough and ready." His nose wrinkles.
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How To Talk To Your Child About Superheroes by etben
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
11 Jun 2023
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Peter B. Parker has traveled across the Spider-Verse, but is he ready for...the blogosphere?
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The Room(s) Where It Happened by ahurston, blueink3, DelilahMcMuffin, didipickles, Distractivate, Elswherefumbling, etben, FormerlyEmu, High-Seas-Swan (FangLang), ladyflowdi, missgeevious, RhetoricalQuestions, samwhambam, sonlali, sullymygoodname, thingswithwings, unfolded73, WellSchitt
Fandom Schitt's Creek
02 Mar 2020
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The Sherwood, the motel that Johnny and Roland purchased, happens to be the same motel that David and Patrick used to "connect" before Patrick got his own place:
"Is it a little weird that - "
"It's a little weird that your dad bought our sex motel."This is what happened there.
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The problem with Happily Ever After is, well, the After.
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31 Aug 2026
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Pencil in the Rest by lynadyndyn
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 Jun 2026
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Scent patches were mandatory for anyone participating in World Junior's, but a lot of the Russian guys Shane saw in the hotel or around the rink had them loosely attached to their necks or not quite centered over their scent gland. Shane had been on his way to his parents' car when the wind shifted, and he smelled that Rozanov, leaning against the wall and not-at-all-surreptitiously fishing a carton of cigarettes out of his pocket, must have been one of them.
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06 Jul 2026
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When I Walk Into The Room, I Do Not Light It Up. Fuck. by TeaTimeAllOverTown
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
03 Apr 2026
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He can’t tell Ilya though. He can’t tell Ilya that his team might not be right for Shane. That this perfect solution is making Shane a worse hockey player, a bad teammate.
That maybe Shane Hollander of the Voyagers really was his full name. That Shane Hollander of the Centaurs might not exist.
He can’t say that. He can’t ruin everything. He can’t dim the shine in Ilya’s eyes, the bounce in his step, the color in his cheeks he didn’t have the last few years.
Ilya sacrificed hockey for their relationship for two years, played on a crappy team and watched Shane win. It’s Shane’s turn to sacrifice, to figure out how to make this work and let Ilya lead this time.
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Transitions are hard for Shane. Joining his husband's team turns out not to be an exception to that rule.
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05 Jul 2026
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Leaving is hard, even if you don't want to go back.
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Into the fish-pond: The Life and Work of Daniel da Silva by byzantium
Fandoms: England Series - K. J. Charles
29 Mar 2024
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Module type: Interdisciplinary Master's Module, Spring 2024
Module code: HUM731-2324
Module convenor: Dr Pip Martelo ([email protected]), Reader in Literary Cultures @ the Interdisciplinary Studies Institute
Office Hours: Monday 3pm to 5pm in SH-256b (Senate House)Bookmarked by etben
03 Jul 2026
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I am in hell, Ilya thinks. He's awkwardly hard in his cup and layers of gear. He can't focus. How the fuck is Hollander functioning like this? Is he actually so gifted at hockey that he can play at this level and still have space to let the sex demon in his brain run rampant? Is this what he's like all the time? (Now with bonus ch 2!)
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- Part 2 of prompt fills
- Part 1 of hollanov ft. telepathy
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02 Jul 2026