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Hermione is gifted to the king for one night by her unkind husband, in the tradition of prima noctis. But she is odd and brilliant and the king—accustomed to war—finds welcome diversion in her kindness and innocence. In this world, such soft things are rare.
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OR: Draco Malfoy, psycho simp king.
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03 Oct 2026
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putting the pieces together by Wanderingfair for elcieford
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Feb 2026
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Hermione Granger is blackout drunk.
Ginny Potter needs to get home to care for her 1-year-old. Luckily, the pub is packed with more revelers than just for the birthday girl, including a healer Ginny has trusted in the past.
She’s fairly certain Hermione won’t remember anyway.
*A Dramione Textfic*
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21 Sep 2026
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SIGRA by Cr0ftisprocrastinating for Midnighttomoscow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jun 2025
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14 Sep 2026
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Unspeakable Draco Malfoy is just trying to get through another day of work with Unspeakable Hermione Granger - responding to a string of Muggle disappearances at a sacred site of the goddess of love, Aphrodite. The goddess isn't interested in halting her quest of killing unworthy men, but she is interested in offering Draco everything he's ever dreamed of - Hermione Granger.
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13 Sep 2026
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There is only one thing that the Duke of Wiltshire desires - to make Miss Hermione Granger his. However, their history at school and her current resolution to never get married have proven to be an obstacle to that goal. Nonetheless, Draco has a plan to show Miss Granger what it means to be his sweetheart. After all, what is a glass or two of spiked lemonade when lifelong happiness is on the line?
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“Better?” he asks - then sends another warm breeze around her.
Miss Granger shakes her head. “No- No, I’m still overheated.” She dabs at her damp forehead with the back of her wrist, surely staining her gloves with sweat.
Draco plucks one of the lemonade glasses out of the air and - with two more tricks he’d been practicing for months - casts a wandless Notice-Me-Not and uses slight-of-hand to tip a small vial into Miss Granger’s lemonade glass. He presents it to her without expressing the glee and anxiety coursing through him.
“Have a sip, Miss Granger. The lemonade is quite refreshing.”
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13 Sep 2026