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"Hmm, it's so big. I'm not sure how it will fit in my mouth," she said with the sultriest tone she could muster, whilst batting her eyelids.
"Nice try, Granger. But it will take a lot more than fake flattery to get me to come first."
Funny, considering how his cock twitched under her palm and his grip on her hair tightened at the exact same time.
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Since the day Harry decided Draco Malfoy and his crew were good company, Hermione has found herself having to tolerate their presence during pub night.
She can tolerate Draco Malfoy. What she can’t tolerate is everyone insisting that he’s that good in bed. So when Theo suggests they settle the argument with a bet, Hermione accepts.
Whoever comes first loses. But Hermione ensures there will be rules, of course. Including the five-minute rule.
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13 Oct 2026
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Something Borrowed, Something Found by wehavediscussedit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Aug 2026
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“Right. Erm… Ron is getting married.”
Malfoy’s brows turned down once more with a puzzled look.
“I’ve heard. Although, I believe his owl must have lost my invitation during its trip,” he said sarcastically.
“And Harry and Ginny think you might want to come as my plus one,” she said, ignoring his comment. She had a plan set in her mind and she just needed to get it all out before she lost the nerve to do so.
Malfoy’s eyes widened but his confused expression did not waver.
“And why would that be?”
Hermione swallowed. “Because I may have told them we are dating.”
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After receiving an invitation to Ron’s two-week-long wedding celebration and having Harry and Ginny shove in her face how very much single and lonely she is, Hermione finds herself lying about her relationship status.
The issue is, she didn’t really think the lie through, and accidentally let out that her secret boyfriend is Draco Malfoy. She now must convince Malfoy to pretend to be her doting, loving boyfriend for the two-week event. What she doesn’t know is that he doesn’t need much convincing.
NOW COMPLETE!
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13 Oct 2026
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Hermione is gifted to the king for one night by her unkind husband, in the tradition of prima noctis. But she is odd and brilliant and the king—accustomed to war—finds welcome diversion in her kindness and innocence. In this world, such soft things are rare.
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OR: Draco Malfoy, psycho simp king.
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03 Oct 2026
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putting the pieces together by Wanderingfair for elcieford
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Feb 2026
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Hermione Granger is blackout drunk.
Ginny Potter needs to get home to care for her 1-year-old. Luckily, the pub is packed with more revelers than just for the birthday girl, including a healer Ginny has trusted in the past.
She’s fairly certain Hermione won’t remember anyway.
*A Dramione Textfic*
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21 Sep 2026
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SIGRA by Cr0ftisprocrastinating for Midnighttomoscow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jun 2025
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14 Sep 2026
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Unspeakable Draco Malfoy is just trying to get through another day of work with Unspeakable Hermione Granger - responding to a string of Muggle disappearances at a sacred site of the goddess of love, Aphrodite. The goddess isn't interested in halting her quest of killing unworthy men, but she is interested in offering Draco everything he's ever dreamed of - Hermione Granger.
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13 Sep 2026
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There is only one thing that the Duke of Wiltshire desires - to make Miss Hermione Granger his. However, their history at school and her current resolution to never get married have proven to be an obstacle to that goal. Nonetheless, Draco has a plan to show Miss Granger what it means to be his sweetheart. After all, what is a glass or two of spiked lemonade when lifelong happiness is on the line?
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“Better?” he asks - then sends another warm breeze around her.
Miss Granger shakes her head. “No- No, I’m still overheated.” She dabs at her damp forehead with the back of her wrist, surely staining her gloves with sweat.
Draco plucks one of the lemonade glasses out of the air and - with two more tricks he’d been practicing for months - casts a wandless Notice-Me-Not and uses slight-of-hand to tip a small vial into Miss Granger’s lemonade glass. He presents it to her without expressing the glee and anxiety coursing through him.
“Have a sip, Miss Granger. The lemonade is quite refreshing.”
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13 Sep 2026
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“Reparations?”
“I believe that is what they’re called.”
”You want to marry me, so you can give me reparations?”Alternatively: a Draco Malfoy seeking redemption arrives, armed with tax law and ancient curses, and convinces Hermione Granger to marry him. What could possibly go wrong?
A Dramione take on the billionaire romance genre. It’s recession era, baby!
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- Part 1 of A Year As Mrs Malfoy
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13 Sep 2026
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“Why don’t you just line them all up and kiss them one by one until you find your mate?” Hermione asked logically, “That would put them, and you, out of your misery,”
“Misery?”
“You know what I mean, Malfoy. All this waiting? Don’t you want to find out who she is?”
Malfoy looked at her, eyes locked on hers, for so long it was nearly uncomfortable and then he slowly looked away.
“What if I don’t want to?” he said quietly, “What if I want to have a bit more time to - “
She looked at him, at his handsome face. It dawned on her then.
“I see - you want to be able to fuck around? Sow some more wild oats?”
She saw the red burn in his cheeks. He looked annoyed and his eyes flashed back to hers.
“And you don’t want to run the risk of one of them being your future mate, do you? Fucking them and accidentally awakening the bond before you’re ready. All too risky. The only safe way would be a muggle born. Someone who could never be your mate.”
So that would leave you with - “
The thoughts fell into place in her mind and her mouth opened in surprise.
Hermione said the word ‘me’ at exactly the same moment that Draco breathed ‘you’.
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04 Sep 2026
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Hermione sat on a bar stool, overthinking her job— her life. Until Draco Malfoy, with his usual arrogance, forces himself onto the bar stool next to her.
And so begins their game of control.
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01 Jul 2026
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His Wife, His Marriage Life, And Her Cat. by Schmetterling_99
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Mar 2026
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Hermione Granger signed the papers for protection, expecting a cold marriage of convenience. Instead, she got a high-tech penthouse, a husband who reads instruction manuals to fix her Wi-Fi, and earth-shattering intimacy.
Draco isn't just "tolerating" her. He’s been in love with her since fourth year. His strategy is simple: Trap her with domestic bliss, bribe her with rare books, and worship her body until she realizes she never wants to leave.
She thinks it's a logical arrangement. He knows it's a courtship. And Crookshanks? He’s already chosen a side.*28/12/25- this is the alternative version of my original Marriage Law, but I make it post war, Voldemort is death and draco lives in a muggle world.*
**4/6/26** I reveal the work again because I don’t want others to share my work without my consent.
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- Part 1 of Love, Sacrifice, and Forever
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21 Jun 2026
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Draco has had a soul mark burned into his skin since he first showed signs of magic. Since then, he's kept his romantic interactions brief. First dates, one night stands, friends with benefits, but nothing serious. How could he commit to anyone, knowing he was supposed to be with someone else?
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21 Jun 2026
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“One day you may never come back here,” he says, throwing a wool blanket over her legs, before he pulls it onto his.
“That doesn’t seem to be the way the magic works.” She speaks it into the night like a prayer, hoping tonight of all nights, that the darkness may lay claim to her.
A Hades and Persephone story cosplaying as fuck or die.
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13 Jun 2026
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Every two months, Draco Malfoy’s condition requires him to be room bound for an entire day.
The A/B/O rut fic.
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08 Jun 2026
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A Debt In Kind by emeraldnicole
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
04 Jun 2025
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After the war, the Ministry instates a “Magical Debt Reconciliation Act” where offenders like Draco must repay war-time debts through service. Hermione, overworked and bitter, is assigned an assistant. She nearly faints when it’s Draco Malfoy. He's annoyingly good at the job. One long, rainy night in the office leads to an honest conversation, then something neither of them expected.
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07 Jun 2026
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The Wedding Date by emeraldnicole
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
21 Jul 2025
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It was supposed to be simple. Elegant. Controlled.
Then came the stolen glances, the lingering touches, and a waltz that ruined everything.
Now the whole world is watching — and neither of them remembers how to pretend.Bookmarked by everythingimnot
03 Jun 2026
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Hermione Granger has always carried an embarrassing secret: she gets turned on by learning. What happens when a tattooed Draco Malfoy shows up to Eighth Year and won't stop whispering interesting stories in her ear?
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23 May 2026
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Draco is hit in the head by the Pinecone of True Sight, which forces him to confront one mortifying realization: he’s grievously in love with Hermione Granger.
D/Hr Advent 2025
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19 May 2026
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Hermione, as usual, has done the impossible. She has found a cure for the obliviate spell, and she is eager to present her findings to the wizarding world at large. The problem is, Hermione is attacked when presenting her research at St. Mungo's, and she finds herself rescued by a masked man in tactical gear. Only, he's using a gun... and a wand?
Draco has been forced into servitude along with every other child of the death eaters. It wasn't a choice to join the underground task force, but he does rather excel at it. As he does. The Knights, all of whom go by code names and operate in the shadows, carry out their orders with deadly precision. They do not usually play bodyguard to other witches and wizards.
Hermione is the exception. Draco is tasked with keeping Hermione alive, protecting her from what seems to be a muggle army. Or zombies. They're not exactly sure. Only, Hermione has no idea who is behind the mask. All she knows is that a Knight has been sent to her flat, H3. And she's stuck with him.
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12 May 2026
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Left infertile from Cruciatus scarring, Hermione Granger has built her research career around finding a treatment, but years of work have only led to dead ends. Desperate for any leads, she owls potions master Draco Malfoy for help.
One owl sets off a chain of events she never could have predicted—including new friends, new love, the last vestiges of war, and—oddly enough—more owls.
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- Part 1 of Anything, Granger
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06 May 2026