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all the things yet to come are the things that have passed by bishakespeare
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Aug 2026
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What happens if Vox gets sick of Alastor's shit and stops paying attention to him?
Well, Alastor sure doesn't wanna find out.
Canon-compliant through the end of season 2; repeated some events from the show with a peek into what they were thinking. Then we delve into a little bit of post-canon where Alastor is forced to navigate a world in which he doesn't get Vox's attention on-demand anymore, due to the events of the season 2 finale (and everything preceding it, really). Slow burn to the point that Jane Austen herself is going to demand I move things along.
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- 12/?
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Bookmarked by evolu
12 Aug 2026
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Vox's disembodied screen gets smashed to pieces, sending his soul to the best possible vessel. That's how he finds out that Alastor keeps a creepy stalker shrine dedicated to him.
It's actually pretty flattering.
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11 Aug 2026
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Alastor and Valentino wake up in the wrong bodies. Vox reaps the benefits.
Written for the Cherri Bang with art by @bearyacorn!
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Bookmarked by evolu
09 Aug 2026
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In an effort to save Hell from future world-ending crash-outs, Charlie has convinced Vox and Alastor to meet weekly for drinks and talk things out. It's only 20 short minutes before Alastor has to rush off to do his radio show, but Vox has an idea. A very bad idea. But Charlie did say he should do anything possible to convince Alastor to actually talk.
What if...he spiked Alastor's drink? Just a little bit. Just to get him to loosen up.
What could go wrong?
"Greetings, sinners, and welcome to the show! I've got something very special in store for you tonight: an evening of music and storytelling you won't soon forget..."
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OR: Alastor is tricked into couple's therapy with whiskey, dancing, and roofies.
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OR: An exploration of nostalgia, forgiveness, what could have been, and what can still be. Written for the RadioStatic Reverse Bang, inspired by and illustrated with gorgeous artwork by Moth, and with musical selections to set the mood. (Podfic coming soon if there's interest.)
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- 67,461
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by evolu
02 Aug 2026
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The Might of Lilith explodes and Vox has a front row seat to the destruction he has wrought.
Except he's not dead. He's alive in his office and watching Charlie Morningstar's disastrous interview live on screen, exactly one year before Pentagram City is reduced to ash.
He can work with this. All he has to do is stay away from that stupid hotel for a year and everything will be fine.
Unfortunately, a certain Radio demon has opinions about his old pal ignoring his return.
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- 36/?
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Bookmarked by evolu
10 Jul 2026