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“You still haven’t fucked him?!”
“Shhh,” Hermione hissed. “Be quiet! He’s upstairs.”
“Sorry,” Ginny said with a laugh. “Though maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad thing if he overheard.”
Draco’s ears perked up at this. They were talking about him. About Hermione fucking him.
“I’m beginning to think he’s a lost cause,” Hermione said with a sigh.
What? No, no, no.
Ginny snorted. “Oh please, you’ve never been one to give up so easily.”
Yes! This is why you’ve always been my favorite Weasley.
“Yeah well, he’s driving me absolutely mental,” Hermione groaned. “It’s a good thing I have Rosie to take the edge off, or I’d have been institutionalized by now.”
Draco’s blood ran cold. Who the fuck was Rosie?!
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A misunderstanding between Draco and his Ministry mandated wife unfolds in a way he never could have expected.
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03 Sep 2026
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Hermione has an impromptu and rather surprising visitor during her lunch break.
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01 Sep 2026
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Hermione makes a teensy, catastrophic coding error that leads her directly to Draco and the inappropriate use of a spreadsheet
“You apparated right out of the stall at the Three Broomsticks, so I was not expecting to hear from you again. Now, I’m curious how you ended up in this little conundrum.”
He grinned like it was the best thing to happen to him all year.
"It's a spreadsheet," she blurted, dissociating to avoid the churn of embarrassment in her gut. "A tracking system with an integrated OwlText system."
Draco blinked rapidly then his mouth curved into a disbelieving grin.
"Granger," he said slowly, coming to the conclusion at the same time the words left his mouth, "---are you telling me you've kept a record of every man you've slept with... so you can send booty calls more efficiently?"
Reductive, but accurate.
"There was a coding error... Malfoy, you were not supposed to receive that message."
"But I did. So, where do I rank?"
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- Part 2 of SaaS: Software as (a) Smut
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01 Sep 2026
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“What do you mean it won’t open?” The end of her question was shrill. “Are we trapped here?”
“There’s a safety locking charm on it. It can only be opened from the outside.”
Hermione's eyes widened and she sank to the floor, back against the door. “So we are prisoners in this potion closet? Is that what you’re telling me?”
“Until tomorrow morning, yes,” Draco said.
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01 Sep 2026
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In the decade and a half since the end of the Second Wizarding War, Hogwarts Professors Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy had reached a tepid neutrality.
However, that did not apply to co-chaperoning a student weekend in London.
And that especially did not apply to sharing a hotel room.A room with only one bed.
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